Conversation with a 17-year-old husband:
“This is what your son will say to you when he grows up, ‘I want to go to ballet, your fencing in the ass!’”
And I will take the sword and answer, “I gave you birth, I will kill you, protect yourself.” Let’s see what his ballet will do.

When I was 6 years old, my mom found my note to Santa: “I want everything.” Years go by, the same desire.

In Bukvoode on Nevsky. I approach the saleswoman, I ask: You have Sokolov "School for Fools" Publishing "Alphabet". She cried out to the whole room, “Girls, we have an alphabet for fools, for school.” A man needs.

From the CentOS website:
Who is pleased to win
Shame on our team.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I went to Linux.
I have my native wine!

WOW :
No wind, in the p*du macOS
Where is my good old two?

ttt: They took a scooter in a rental in Spain. The renter looks at my driving license, there is only category B. It says that the scooter needs category A.
ttt: I turned the certificate backwards, where all categories are explained.
ttt: He believed I had all the categories and gave me a scooter!)

Fuck, and only at work I understood how busy it is to smash the condensate on the cookie, bending it from side to side.

XXX: There is a defile in the wedding dress
YYY: in wedding sweaters
YYY: With the hearts
ZZZ: Wedding sweaters
Zzz: I now know what the Sisadmin wedding looks like
yyy: sweaters, dance under skyrim, beer with marakuya
zzz: and pasta on the table
YYY: Rings of a Pair
Yyy: Pelmen and Draniques
zzz: and instead bitter "For the alliance!"
xxx for root!
In the name of the Order!
XXX: A competition to gather the network for speed. Collection and disassembly of note
XXX: Launch of the scarf under the Ubuntu
YYY: Half Life on Speed
ZZZ: Championship in XC
XXX: The bridegroom instead of the bandage, removes the bride's shirt
zzz: search for the stolen bride by jeeps navigator
yyy: search for a bride in google))
And the bride does not throw a bouquet of flowers, but a set of loops.

at work.
I am a credit agent on Ipad.
C is hello.
and hello. What is your "soap" personal?
Pause and palm!

The fifth law of Newton. The body received by fucking does not get rid of.

Y: What do you want for dinner?
X to eat)
Y: more specifically
X: Eat a lot
A lot of grass, well.
X:nain nain their catapuliren their vil nicht cheesecake das ist terrible their vil meat!!! to

Does your phone have a touch screen and on the street -20?
You do not need to remove gloves to remove the phone. Use the nose.

Comfortable and fun around.

Before you open the door, don’t forget to remove your tail.

One day my mother felt a sharp pain in her eye. Having found out that she had a vessel in the eye, she went to the clinic to be examined and written a drop.
I got a ticket and sat in the hallway to wait. The pain was terrible, but even through the pain, holding her hand in the face, she saw the plaque on the door with her second eye and wondered, "Doctor Tsell. When did Zidane re-qualify? After all, all his life, for forty years he has been working in this clinic as an otolaryngologist.
When she went into the office and sat down, the doctor opened her card, wrote a number, looked at her gently and asked, "Well, what are we complaining about?" Mom: “My eye hurts” Doctor: “I understand. Open your mouth.”
Mother shrugged, but opened her mouth and even said, “A-a-a!” Tselel took the extender and said, “Let’s see what’s going on in the nose.” Mother: “I have a pain in my eyes.” The doctor said, “I’ll just look.” He looked at his nose and said, “Now let’s check the ears.” My mother’s nerves gave up. She said, “My eye hurts!” “Yes, my ears are okay.” There was a note on my mother’s card: “Receipt from Laura. There is no complaint.” After this, the doctor stood up, took his mother's hand, took him straight to the oculist's office, sat down and said to him, "Take her without a turn. Once again she sat down. Our idiots from the registry gave her the score wrong."
For me, this story is a story of people like Dr. Tselel, who day after day, day after day, just do their job and on whom everything in this life holds.

Because of SOPA you can get 5 years for downloading a song of Michael Jackson, which is one year more than a doctor for his murder.

The acquaintance wrote.
I open, I mean Wikipedia, and there on the main page in Russian in white: and do you know that when a virgin passes through this bridge, a winged snake moves its tail?

I forgot why I went to Wikipedia.

xxx is. Are you afraid? Just stop it! Do you have trouble cleaning? Just don’t get lazy! Do you have diarrhea? Just take yourself in your hands and stop!

You have something wrong with your family life, if your wife earns more than you, comes from work late in the evening, tired and angry, you meet her with a great dinner. She quietly eats a lot, drinks three slices of vodka, goes to smoke on the balcony without thanking, and then with the phrase "All the goats!" lies in bed to the wall, turns to your ass and falls asleep, leaving you with thoughts alone.

I went to turn off the gas, the pen broke off, I had to call an emergency at the hour of the night.I opened the cold water, the mixer's rhinestone broke off.I wanted to twist the bulb, the socket remained in the bar, and the cane in my hand. Someone, take me somewhere to test something.I will not leave a stone on a stone.

111 oh me so Roma delighted on Valentine's Day. I did not expect that from him.
222 of which?
11 is so romantic. He wrote my confession under the balcony on the snow paint! Here is!
222 is yellow.
111 How did you know? Did you help him?

Description of flash toys. The chicken jealously protects its chicken by shooting on enemies with eggs.