The xxx:
I got Antonha glasses in the institute dining room, I passed through my mother)
YYYY :
Fuck, emphasis and imagination do wonders. At first, I thought what Anton was like, why he spit on you and what, and how you found yourself in the institute dining room. And most importantly, how can puzzles be passed through the mother? O_O

The only reason why there is still no democracy in Russia is that in addition to oil, we also have air defense.

xxx: shakes carot box read: "Net mass: 350g +/- 3%. Net mass for the Republic of Belarus: 350 g"
Yyy: Everything is strict in Belarus :D

I bought a toothpaste. In Russian it is written:"To brush your teeth after each meal" In Ukrainian:"To brush your teeth twice a day".Because it is not good!

Remember the joke?
- Who is the candidate Ivanov, place a field in the square next to his surname.
Who is against?
Put a cross.

So now I saw a complacent poster: “Put a cross on the thief’s power!” and a cross in the square was painted next to it. Oh yeah, sheath...

The smarter a woman, the more truthful she plays a stupid girl.

This is my case from my past life in Kazakhstan. At the beginning of the academic year, a girlfriend from the Department of Automation approaches me, we conduct usual conversations - these take, these do not take; here the old man is good, this group is blatant (as they talk about us, so do we about them). And then he says - there are rumors about some afferist - an evening worker who does nothing, and receives accounts. Let me say it automatically, and you will hold it back with your complaint. Why not, let me.
The attacker was fun, clever, charming, and until I needed anything from him (in the form of tasks), we made our best to be friends. Close to the session comes the same girlfriend and says – I gave up.
The story is this - they sent them with a coworker after work for something to some institution and they stuck in the elevator. To her claustrophobia, the fellow servant added terrible stories about those trapped in the elevator. And when the mechanic responded to their calls and cries and released them, she was ready to give him half kingdoms and marry him, but he only needed a bill, which she did without leaving the elevator. It happened to be ours.
Stay with Bender.
and my story. As usual, in the autumn, the teaching staff is sent to the base to collect potatoes. There were enough buses for everyone, and back to the one who stumbled, had to walk to the track. It’s dark, cold, tired, we don’t need a hundred years. Everyone is desperate. Suddenly the minibus stops - soft light, warm, quiet music. We sat down on our seats and went happy. After a few minutes, the driver brakes, turns toward us and I hear a native voice. "So, with mathematics order, with English agreed, problems only with deceit. So, comrades teachers, are we going on, or are we going off?” And I see, as soon as the benevolent faces of my fellow servants turn into rows, it is clear what they will do to me in case of refusal. Of course I Kiev.
Then we greeted him for a long time.
Talent is what a man can do.

He called our mayor’s reception and asked, “Where are we going across the country?”
Until I was able to answer where I was going.

<rinomancer> is especially funny when he tells about his love events, which is remarkably confusing every time and facts and numbers, for example, I quote "we came short to the six-story house of Lenkin, well we went into the elevator with her, I drove her to the 9th floor in the elevator and fucked"
<Lena> at the five-storey electricity switch
<Lana> Oh fuck...

XXX: What do you want from him? This is the man who made Ktolhu from pasta and sausages.
YYY: How is it?
XHH: He pierced the spaghetti sauce through and put it to cook. And then he went happy that he got a Kluhu. So little, he was seriously confused with the question of how to make the sausages cook slower so that the pasta had time to reach. And I found the answer: he stuck all this design in the refrigerator to freeze) And you want flowers, gifts and other romance from him...

I sit with my brother and prepare for the ride. About the Feng Shui Drum. The woman says:
Next year, in the southwestern sector, which is the mother sector, the woman sector, there will be a star of love. And in the men’s sector there will be a star of money. It is just wonderful! Women will finally get love and men will get money!
My brother immediately says:
All male prostitution will be legalized.

“Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons.”

I work at 24shopbay, a guy ordered a tree of 23.3 meters in height.
Comments: "Installed on the third floor. There is no elevator, so interested in the question of the courier will go up the tree or the staircase? Do you accept sweets as a payment? by D"

The next day, a new order: a garland of artificial needles with knots.
Comments: "Say, and these knots can be smoked? If so, bring them with the tree I ordered yesterday. and"

We are probably the only country in which the debates of future deputies look at what would be lost.

In the country there is a complete mutual understanding: the people do not need this power, the authorities do not need this people.

We look at Mickey Mouse’s nephew and there’s the question: “Why does the Goffy dog live with everyone like a human, and Pluto (also a dog) has a pet?”and "
I found nothing to answer...

He wrote a video for the competition, for Sberbank, and the modernists banned him. Why is? I tried so. and estimate.

Barracks in the zone, a newcomer enters, looks at a half-naked brutal guy, all in portraits, half drills. Zecks on skins, in the far end of the pahanas in self-burning washes are cut. Zyrk on the new one, send the rabbit for reconnaissance, someone from the spectators through the whole barracks runs to the new one.
Soap, why are you here?
- For a k-credit - a man from fear even stumbles.
What credit is that?
For the car...
Zek runs back to the pachans, who quickly advised give the race instructions. Zek is back.
Don’t be afraid, I’ll show you everything here.
The newcomer leads the heck between the two-layer hunkes, the hunkes look, the half-naked thunder continues to shake the floor. Zack shows a number of puppets.
We have a small seat here. Well, there is a over-expense on the credit card, and all that...
Go to an empty bed.
- You are here, here are just car loans, and there are serious boys.
The recidivists?
- No... those who were jailed for apartment loans... And there are no recidivists here, that we are fools for the second time on the same robberies...
Zack is thinking.
- And still fools, would know in Sberbank would take a loan.
Do you not pay for Sberbank?
- We have for everything, but for customers of Sberbank conditions are better.
Zack turns to leave. The man stops him.
He kicks on the pole, and who is that?
– And that’s so, – mashed the zec with his hand leaving, – He killed a man...

I went to the gynecologist and wrote how to get there. I read :
"Polyclinic No 7 Go down to the basement (here I was alerted), go into the acting hall (yeah?Go for the curtain to the oculist (Oh!?) Ask the gynecologist!and"

She says, “Jure by the cat.”
In our family, it is customary to swear by the Cat Myth, because cats have nine lives.
But you have to be careful already, because Mithya seems to be going down soon.

From the discussion "The Resident of Evil"
xxx: Manda, 4 part is quite a fantasy some... soon zombies will fly and teleport...

Yyy:))) That is, the walking zombies fit into your worldview...

radun1: recommend the firmware 2.3
Big HorgyTM: I recommend the firmware 2.3