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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57104
 03.12.2011
Polina: Are you here? urgently
Tanya: here
Polina: You can help me answer one question only honestly very honestly
Polish : Okay?
You are not fat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57103
 03.12.2011
Goth: Today the cat tried to cut me down.
Goth: I am going, here the cat is crossing. I didn’t have time, I went faster. I turn, I sit, I look
goth: looking for someone else to cut))
Loki: No...
Loki: She tried to go faster than you crossed her road.
Loki: They also have their own signs, well you understood...))
goth: here’s the shake I have to tragically ask so "That’s because I’m black, right?..."
Loki : ))))

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57102
 03.12.2011
The film is being produced "Bezrukov". The creators do not disclose the identity of the actor who plays the main role.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №57101
 03.12.2011
The tail is very useful not only for ice, but also for spirit. First, when you take it in your hands, you unrealistically want to fuck someone, and secondly - around immediately forms a comfort zone.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №57100
 03.12.2011
From Yandex News:
"Russia improved its positions in the rating of corruption level by 11 points"
XXX: Someone has already been betrayed...

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57099
 03.12.2011
She
My husband does not smoke either.
She
And I do not smoke.
He is
It won’t go away 😉
He is
to the neighbor)
She
He will not leave anyway.
She
Because he will not succeed
She
How is it?? to
She
They don’t walk with a tail in the back.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №57098
 02.12.2011
They are so romantic that even the FSB cries over their correspondence in contact.
WOW: It’s not about the Wolf and the Smoke? 😉

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №57097
 02.12.2011
Lineage 2 is Free
She: What are you for?
He said goodbye.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57096
 02.12.2011
On the morning of December 5, the whole country will ask each other - who voted for the party that won with a giant split?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57095
 02.12.2011
A grandmother comes in the street and asks:
Have you seen a man here?
What is? O_O
Oh man, have you not seen?
NNnet...
Then she approaches others and asks the same thing.After communicating with her, the faces of everyone become O_o.Finally with a scream 'Now he!' she points to the sign of a pedestrian crossing and crosses the road.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57094
 02.12.2011
Not that he came to the first date after some drunkenness, fuck with him that he had been drinking beer all night... but try to fuck me on the back seat of MY same car...!!! 0 0 0

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57093
 02.12.2011
They remembered the joke about a cat who eats polyethylene and lacks brains. What the acquaintance gave.
[18:29:28] Cris: actually bags are fun to chew
Cris: I just try not to see anyone.
[18:29:41] Cris: Or do they think that they’re dead?
[18:29:43] Cris : )))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57092
 02.12.2011
Yakui
We would finally combine all the inventions in one console. Vibration, smells, feelings of temperature, feelings of impact, the imposition of virtual objects on the real world, motion sensor, mimic reading, 3D sound, 3D image, not to mention human-like robots, for eroigram. All prototypes and prototypes.
by FYA_EXEL
Yakuza, go out of the street.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57091
 02.12.2011
The Nokia 3310 is so harsh that if you sit on it, it will call everyone.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57090
 02.12.2011
Cannibal: Everything is built on simple truths. You take them as the rule and life becomes calm and measured. Truth is not so fun.
Oregon: Has a philosopher awakened in you? What suddenly?
Cannibal: Here is, for example, the simple truth: don’t hold the car keys in your hands when throwing garbage into the container.
Don’t take your phone to the toilet (
When you’ve eaten half a cake, don’t look at the filling.
Susan: Look in the rear mirror when you open the driver’s door (
Troll: Don’t pin the camels on the sidewalk, they will ricochete from the pillar into the passing "lexus"((((
Cannibal: Fuck, I thought I was a loser.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57089
 02.12.2011
Among the sad news, there are bright headlines:
In the Sverdlovsk region, inspectors of the DPS became more frequently beaten.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57088
 02.12.2011
X: What system do you have on your computer?
Operation and what?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57087
 02.12.2011
Santa Barbara on the Tracker:
femoloe1: Sorry, but in two words, what is this series about?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57086
 02.12.2011
I talk to my partner (d) on the phone:
Please send me the necessary information.
D: The information is confidential. I will light it up and send it by email.
I am OK! What password?
d: write down: "Intoxication"
I am : O_o?? to
We are blondes and we can do everything :)

I laughed :) )

Coming a letter from a partner, in which the information is not paralyzed :))
I write: Thank you! Why is the information not covered? and :)
D: I forgot...

Shut up
bajik

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57085
 02.12.2011
The metro at the peak hour is dangerous
xxx: I wanted to go all the way into a dark corner, there was a small negritoska standing

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