Polina: Are you here? urgently
Tanya: here
Polina: You can help me answer one question only honestly very honestly
Polish : Okay?
You are not fat.

Goth: Today the cat tried to cut me down.
Goth: I am going, here the cat is crossing. I didn’t have time, I went faster. I turn, I sit, I look
goth: looking for someone else to cut))
Loki: No...
Loki: She tried to go faster than you crossed her road.
Loki: They also have their own signs, well you understood...))
goth: here’s the shake I have to tragically ask so "That’s because I’m black, right?..."
Loki : ))))

The film is being produced "Bezrukov". The creators do not disclose the identity of the actor who plays the main role.

The tail is very useful not only for ice, but also for spirit. First, when you take it in your hands, you unrealistically want to fuck someone, and secondly - around immediately forms a comfort zone.

From Yandex News:
"Russia improved its positions in the rating of corruption level by 11 points"
XXX: Someone has already been betrayed...

She
My husband does not smoke either.
She
And I do not smoke.
He is
It won’t go away ?
He is
to the neighbor)
She
He will not leave anyway.
She
Because he will not succeed
She
How is it?? to
She
They don’t walk with a tail in the back.

They are so romantic that even the FSB cries over their correspondence in contact.
WOW: It’s not about the Wolf and the Smoke? ?

Lineage 2 is Free
She: What are you for?
He said goodbye.

On the morning of December 5, the whole country will ask each other - who voted for the party that won with a giant split?

A grandmother comes in the street and asks:
Have you seen a man here?
What is? O_O
Oh man, have you not seen?
NNnet...
Then she approaches others and asks the same thing.After communicating with her, the faces of everyone become O_o.Finally with a scream 'Now he!' she points to the sign of a pedestrian crossing and crosses the road.

Not that he came to the first date after some drunkenness, fuck with him that he had been drinking beer all night... but try to fuck me on the back seat of MY same car...!!! 0 0 0

They remembered the joke about a cat who eats polyethylene and lacks brains. What the acquaintance gave.
[18:29:28] Cris: actually bags are fun to chew
Cris: I just try not to see anyone.
[18:29:41] Cris: Or do they think that they’re dead?
[18:29:43] Cris : )))

Yakui
We would finally combine all the inventions in one console. Vibration, smells, feelings of temperature, feelings of impact, the imposition of virtual objects on the real world, motion sensor, mimic reading, 3D sound, 3D image, not to mention human-like robots, for eroigram. All prototypes and prototypes.
by FYA_EXEL
Yakuza, go out of the street.

The Nokia 3310 is so harsh that if you sit on it, it will call everyone.

Cannibal: Everything is built on simple truths. You take them as the rule and life becomes calm and measured. Truth is not so fun.
Oregon: Has a philosopher awakened in you? What suddenly?
Cannibal: Here is, for example, the simple truth: don’t hold the car keys in your hands when throwing garbage into the container.
Don’t take your phone to the toilet (
When you’ve eaten half a cake, don’t look at the filling.
Susan: Look in the rear mirror when you open the driver’s door (
Troll: Don’t pin the camels on the sidewalk, they will ricochete from the pillar into the passing "lexus"((((
Cannibal: Fuck, I thought I was a loser.

Among the sad news, there are bright headlines:
In the Sverdlovsk region, inspectors of the DPS became more frequently beaten.

X: What system do you have on your computer?
Operation and what?

Santa Barbara on the Tracker:
femoloe1: Sorry, but in two words, what is this series about?

I talk to my partner (d) on the phone:
Please send me the necessary information.
D: The information is confidential. I will light it up and send it by email.
I am OK! What password?
d: write down: "Intoxication"
I am : O_o?? to
We are blondes and we can do everything :)

I laughed :) )

Coming a letter from a partner, in which the information is not paralyzed :))
I write: Thank you! Why is the information not covered? and :)
D: I forgot...

Shut up
bajik

The metro at the peak hour is dangerous
xxx: I wanted to go all the way into a dark corner, there was a small negritoska standing