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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56944
 28.11.2011
xxx: Boys, I was operated to remove the glands.When will I be able to have sex?)
Yyy: When the new glands grow... XD

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56943
 28.11.2011
It seems to me that the new versions of QIP are released only to once again infuse their homepage into all browsers.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №56942
 28.11.2011
To the question of why the satellites fall:
PJSC "Spain", vacancies:

Engineer-technologist, engineer-technologist for mechanical processing
2,5 thousand Ruby

Engineer, Engineer for Configuration and Testing
3,5 to 5 thousand. The rub.

Collectors of microchips
Up to 3,5 thousand. Ruby

Are there other questions?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56941
 28.11.2011
(Man is an engineer in Germany, but his German is not perfect.)

help, as in German to say "a difficult fate has struck us".
Is there an analogue in German of the word "pichalka"?
Do you have Nawa?
Chief letter to write that our Device burned up on the test...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56940
 28.11.2011
A bunch of drivers are smoking without waiting for the boss from the meeting.
A cute girl passes by, but her legs are slightly curved.
The youngest: "Look what a ruin!"
The oldest (spliving bull): "All the pigs. It just doesn’t chew the rubber!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56939
 28.11.2011
I sit and check the notebook. The disciple approaches and, so strikingly, says: "And we all, who are studying in our class, were born in the year of the Goat!"" I, not breaking away from the notebooks:"Ugu, wonderful!" Pause. And the boy continued somewhat disgustedly: “Look at how many goats are around you!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56938
 28.11.2011
You don’t know what to do – develop!
To dress up?
So, how do I think about her now? ** by

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56937
 28.11.2011
It is not scary to blush.
Where is the fifth?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56936
 28.11.2011
I had the most real breakdown of the pattern.
I go into the room and see my bald father shave his baldness with an electric shave.
I ask :
Well and why?
He throws the box from the shave. I read: "Hair grows where it is shaved"

[ + 48 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56935
 28.11.2011
XXX is
We went out in the guard yesterday.
XXX is
Wear all the armor, and bow their feet.
XXX is
It does not hurt, flying the current from corner to corner.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56934
 28.11.2011
27 of November. On the street +3, snow, sweat. A new asphalt is laid in the yard. Centuries of traditions remain unchanged.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56933
 28.11.2011
It has been 15 years after I graduated from school and 10 years after I graduated from the universe, and I still have a feeling every Sunday evening that tomorrow is for class and the homework is not done.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56932
 28.11.2011
Comments on Sexual Hygiene
XHH: It’s all right, but washing, unfortunately, is not always possible. But yes, of course yes.
Long live sex in nature, wild and beautiful!
zzz: "and sudden", added loos

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56931
 28.11.2011
Prep has issued:
I was wrong. I thought I was wrong.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №56930
 28.11.2011
Have you started writing a book about psychology?
and no.
What are you waiting for?
A miracle?
Do you want me to give you my account?
This is a miracle ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №56929
 28.11.2011
In the Russian house after the guests on the table remain either snacks or guests.

c) Sj

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №56928
 28.11.2011
When the current heir to the British crown, Prince Charles, studied in
In Cambridge, a bodyguard was with him at all classes. The Cambridge training system allowed the bodyguard to participate in discussions and discussions.
At the end of his studies, his teachers asked him to take exams. As a result, the bodyguard scored more than the prince himself and also received a diploma.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №56927
 28.11.2011
In the shop.
Do you have a figi filter?
Fuck, I took one for a test. It stands in the corner and is turned on once.
A week of shit!

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56926
 28.11.2011
I will go out and not vote for Edo. And you?
Do this, and go and put a barrel. You think you can’t change anything and why go if others don’t? No, I go and you go. Others will go. Wait four years later. From a compelling hamster, must become a demanding people!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56925
 28.11.2011
If the spot from the pomegranate juice is washed, it will first become blue, then green, and then not washed away at all.
XXX is fucking

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