In Finland, rent can be paid by sex.

The taxpayers are pleased.)

These electronic voting urns are suspiciously similar to shredders.

These elections are like a new year. Everyone knows that there will be no miracles, but everyone hopes in their hearts.

The school in my yard has always been distinguished by intelligence and cleverness, but today it is just a fairy: I have gathered, I mean, to vote, I approach the building, and there, as always on the days of school and state events, music from loudspeakers, children's choir and all such beautiful, good eternal, and here I hear.

Goodbye, my loving Miyai-sha, go back to your fairy forest.

I moved on the wall holding my stomach.

Every time I turn off the lights, my parrot feeds, every time. Judging by their attitude toward me, they say, “Good night, the great and terrible monster that gives us food.”

When he went to heaven, Steve Jobs did not resist and bite all the fruit on the forbidden tree.

Nothing is so bad for a wife going to work in the morning as her husband's leave.

In order to avoid tide from the toilet, before using it, you need to throw toilet paper into it.
The dishes before meals are washed faster and smoother than after meals.
You cannot use shampoo with menthol for intimate hygiene. And shampoo for lush and curly hair, in principle, can be
- did arthography and, punctuation, here, does not diminish
- Pay for the internet at the end of the month, vote against, skip pedestrians, swallow cats.
and Bash. Useful advice and recommendations)))

xxx: I was attacked by the puppies, my pillow was blown over at night and my socks were spurted.
The stress of the morning (

I’ve just dropped your song, listened to it?
YYY: Yes, some she’s not very...like from porn
XXX: Do you watch porn?
YYY: No

Tag: go vote
Tags: coin kin
xhh:orel- ldpr, reed - kprf, rib - apple, hanging in the air - large :D

The Dating Site:
Michael today at 22:50
Hello beautiful creation.
I want to fuck you into all the holes.
Ending up in the ass.
I apologize in advance if I hurt you.

I started reading...
I drove my 6-year-old son last year.
I didn’t realize it wasn’t the driver at all.

The amazing thing is the exam. Some are surprised with questions, others with answers.

I hate wearing a sign that tells me who I am. I have associations with the prison, the concentration camp and McDonald’s.

From Mail Answers:
Can I get pregnant on the second day after my period?? to
Pleased with the answer:
Let me allow. Go to!

A clever guru: I was sent a receipt and a photo from a street camera from Gaia, which was captured as I was driving around the city 110 km/h. I sent them a video from a friend’s phone, as I paid the fine to Haishnikov in cash.

The phrases abandoned in the times of socialism and pioneering units, in our time are perceived a little differently: "Drinked vodka, take care of the pilot".

xxx: The highest degree of bullying of a student is a recipe of "fricace in Paris from chicken with white wine" on a pack of laurel leaves.

Talk of friends:
Why didn’t my legs get off my ears? and :(
YYY: Because you have a brain between your ears, not a vagina.