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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №56704
 21.11.2011
Designer: The manager here recently issued that in order to change the format of the picture, for example, from jeep to png - it is enough to rename it)))) type - delete what after the point and write png
Designer: And if you write after the MP3 point - not other than the photo we sing

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56703
 21.11.2011
xx:this mood is incomprehensible...type and drink is not hunting, but like you shouldn’t...but blaspheme...that’s not that (
Yy: and run on everything, life is beautiful.
Xh: You talk like a man who is fucked.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56702
 21.11.2011
I tell my son,
Find the fastest toys.
and he gives me you pick up, and I didn’t have time as if

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56701
 21.11.2011
He: in the inets they write that the knees are rounded from frequent slapping.
It would be better if the chest grew.
This is not my topic, sorry.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56700
 21.11.2011
The first comment under the video where the girl dances ohuenno:
You know how to cook and how to cook. #65279 Or at least have something to talk to her about? Or with such living is unrealistic... You come like this from work and such a cat and there is something to eat and she is so HUAYAK and in the dance in front of you and you stand hungry and hungry :)

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56699
 21.11.2011
Damn, I realized that I just hate psychologists!! to
YYY: Do you want to talk about it?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56698
 21.11.2011
I’ve always been suspicious of girls who scream, “You’re with me just for sex.” I think they suspect something...

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56697
 21.11.2011
You’ve gone with your sunsets! Go to Nashville!

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56696
 21.11.2011
I am surprised by the Chinese.
Make me a MP3
Make the "Mazda" 3
I am surprised by the Chinese.

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56695
 21.11.2011
It is impossible to sleep in the same night, and to stumble.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №56694
 21.11.2011
Cherski is Pizzeć. Time about 21 p.m. I go home on the Aminevsky Highway towards Kutusa. In the second row (there are only three on each side). And there is a lightforest before the turn to Verayskaya. Everyone is green, everyone is going.
And here suddenly the bored somewhere in front of the Mentian or logan, or Ford rubs his multi-colored luster and in full swirls out across everything straight from the middle row. And right in front of the three rows of opposing cars, by miracle, no one stumbled. I couldn’t count how many cars were able to slow down at the same time. I just pretended,
How many cars would I put in a steam car with my jeep if there were ice on the asphalt? It is terrible to find out what important thing suddenly remembered these kinds of fuck in the pursuit, putting health and life under attack.
At least two dozen people. Or where they urgently needed, killed more?

The Finnish Robot:
"Thanks to me! The joke! I forgot to take the potatoes in the macdo!and "

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №56693
 21.11.2011
HomkaBoo11: Just completed the cleanup
The gallon: No?
HomkaBoo11: one hour, minus a couple of viruses
It became more heroic :D
You killed the microflora!!! to

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56692
 21.11.2011
20.11 15:14 In Tatarstan took ice with 160 fishermen
20:11 17:01 168 fishermen rescued from the ice on Kam
Where are the other 8?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56691
 21.11.2011
Chugretta: At 10 o’clock we got up, brought ourselves into the divine appearance and went for the cake, which was ordered by the Armenians from the cookery, and which cost me 2,400.
When I saw the cake and the inscription on it, which read "with my beloved grandmother", I was upset.We asked to rework because we originally asked for "with my grandmother's anniversary". Well, at least change to the "love grandmother". The second time we were fixed on the anniversary of grandmother OA "Oh, I was so traumatized, and Misha was roaring and crying that we decided to leave. With such a cake.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56690
 21.11.2011
A movie for women. Liked very much. Beautiful actors, landscapes, chopped wolves, music.
You rest on such movies.The son, of course, did not like it.

Has anyone imagined a hairy wolf???? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №56689
 21.11.2011
As we have declared freedom of conscience in our country, the conscience has since walked somewhere in freedom.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56688
 21.11.2011
Day of Rocket Forces and Artillery.

The Mi-8 sits smoothly on the football field. The commander of the regiment, last fixing the portfolio, went to report.
Comrade Lieutenant General! Not part of the incidents.
It happened... - our Colonel Makarov with a bold commanding voice.
The helicopter screws were still rotating, from its belly on the green field sprang out.
7 members of the Commission. There was a sudden check from the headquarters.
The Army. “Suddenly” – because all our rocket regiment knew about it.
a week ago. On this day, the clothes were the most obvious.
All the grass became green and the borders white.
So, how do we start? Asked the Lieutenant. Friendly all
The committee took part in part.
by Smyr-r-rna Comrade Lieutenant General, during my service
Accidents did not occur. Senior sergeant of Sedov.
It is free! The General answered.
It is free!! The sergeant doubled.
There was nothing left to Sedov before the dembel, and in this responsible dress he was placed as the most experienced, they knew that he would not get off, as they said in the part.
How long do you have to serve, Sir?
Three months, Lieutenant General!
I understand.
The head of the commission was not the first year in the army and perfectly understood that Makarov was warned about the check, once in his dress "grandparents".
“Well, now that you’re okay, let’s see what’s in the court,” he turned to the commander of the regiment.

The castle stood a little off. At the table, at the dining room. It was an ordinary pig, heads for thirty. Some of the pork that was grown here came not only to the officer’s dining room, but also to the soldier’s table. And the chief in the courtyard was the ordinary Zagorykko. He served here for a year and a half, he himself was from the West.
Ukraine, but the guy was a city and before his service in the army about pigs knew only that they were a source of fat. He also had a German shepherd named Nick, who was given to him by his grandfather for the age of fourteen.
But not about that now. Being not the first day in the army, Zagoruchko also brought in order and the pork and himself. The whirlwind shone, the whirlwind shone,
Everything as required. The pork was also relatively clean, fresh straw, clean straw... Although he was told that he was unlikely to come to you, but still... You look if anything.
And the lieutenant general, realizing that in some of the shortcomings he could not find, decided to dig at least something. Where is the dirtyest place? Correctly the court. Even on the approach to the pig farm, it was heard as thirty pig heads whispered and whispered - the noise stood such that mother did not burn! And the smell! The smell!! It cannot be called smell. The smell, it is the smell.
The door to the pork opened and a tall figure of the inspector appeared on the threshold.
Smyr-r rn a rn a rn! He stepped up and took four steps.
I approached the general at a distance of extended hand. At this moment in
Something incredible happened to the pig. All the pigs, listening to the team
They froze their pigs like one, and stood without shaking, without speaking.
No of sound!
During the period of service in the units entrusted to me.
It happened, the chief of the court of ordinary Zagorujko!
It is free! The General answered. It was heard like a fly at the other end.
The pig is hitting the glass.
Free of a!! – doubled Zagoruchko, taking a step back and forth,
as stipulated by the Statute, giving the examiner the opportunity to proceed.
After the second command “free” the pigs began to move again and gradually.
More and more loud and loud the pigs sound.
The Lieutenant General looked at the soldier, with an anguish turned his gaze at the pork, silently turned and went out. After leaving the pig farm, he still silently headed toward the helicopter. Already there, in the helicopter, when they were on their way to the headquarters, his deputy got courageous and asked:
– Comrade Lieutenant General, why did the commission leave the regiment?
Even the pigs are honored.
The next day we learned that our regiment received a rating of "excellent" in combat and political preparation, and the ordinary Zagoryuiko - a vacation home for ten days without taking into account the trip there and back.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56687
 21.11.2011
The dragon is hungry!
What is he eating?
The innocent girls.
It is a pity that the animal will die with us.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56686
 21.11.2011
In the winter, people are coming back and forth.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56685
 21.11.2011
The Lions Radio.
The guests of Dima Bilan.
The name of the girl: I want to thank Dima! Thanks to him I gave birth.
Silence... See, Bilan with DJ is in shock.
And then the girl continues: "I listened to his songs all my pregnancy and during childbirth. It helped me a lot.
A breath of relief (Bilan)

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