Yarovyi Ph.D.
Chloe, I have understood it! Morovind is the post-Soviet space of the early 90s!
Look: the Zack who just turned away, having robbed, murdered, subjugated and deceived a bunch of people, became a depot... yeah, a Nerevarin and a hero in the eyes of the people.

Thoughts[15.07.20]
Today is Wednesday.
Thoughts[15.07.26]
After tomorrow is Friday.
=May May =[15.07.42]
I thought Saturday today.
Thoughts[15.08.25]
Good for you.
=May May =[15.08.29]
Tomorrow is Sunday.
Thoughts[15.08.34]
And again on Saturday?
Thoughts[15.08.37]
How do you do it?

Have you seen the Lada Grant crash test?
What? In the fucking?
No, I did not arrive...

Fursenko: Higher mathematics kills the creativity of schoolchildren
Fursenko reassured the assembled: it turns out, he himself and Victor Sadovnikovich did not study higher mathematics at school.
He seemed to have a creatinine.

We discuss with a friend whether it is worth calling a man first, whether this will affect the development of the relationship in the future, whether the man will not lose interest in the girl. The husband is right, we try to find out from him:
If the girl called you first, what would you think of her?
I would say that I am married.

Cher: And I was on the bus this morning, with four women sitting opposite each other, talking. I don’t listen to the conversation, but here it comes to me:
Cher: (with a blow) Girls, well Facebook, well Facebook!! to
Cher: (one in response - with surprise) Semenovna, well, the words you know...
Cher: (with pride) Cap suggests that I work with young people!
Cher: And here’s the feeling "What was yours!“" He doesn’t leave me.

My dear, I have a problem!
XX: Just go quickly and substantially.
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Would you be a chew?
Oh, let it go :)
I don’t do it, I just collect statistics.

"Girls, and here is the right girl says - well, someone can deal with this trouble already. So many years have passed, and the residents of House 2 are still alive. We need to somehow solve this problem."

I take the vacuum cleaner, carry it from the room to the bedroom and say to myself, Let's go with me, I have an important task for you!

I went to the circus yesterday. A friend took my brother and snatched me with him. In the break between the numbers, the damn clowns pull people out of the room to themselves. It was such a kind of competition who will roll the ring longer. As a result, when everyone has turned the bow, the clown shows the master class. Turn it on the arms, on the legs, on the neck. When he finishes to spin the bow, one of the people whom the clown pulled out to himself (a man of 40 years) said loudly and clearly, "A little shit?"". I didn’t see what happened, as I slipped under the chair.

D: I am fat.
I also need to go to the sport.
Q: I am sober, and I need to go to Kabak

She: I'm a very tough person, it's hard to fall in love with me.
Did you try a diet?

I go home late at night. I watched at the entrance the robbers sit. I think: "All, forgive life" I get closer and I hear from one of them the phrase: “Bla... well, if it wasn’t for the farm, I’t get in touch!”

You understand, just small children are difficult to explain concepts such as infinity, the theory of boundaries, and so on. Therefore, in elementary school they say that it is not possible to divide by 0. And then these little children grow up into big pigeons who no longer listen to what they are being taught there. Therefore, they remain with the education of primary school and are simply convinced that it is impossible to divide by zero, 0/0 - beyond the boundary of good and evil; that a kilogram of bricks is heavier than a kilogram of water, because the brick density is greater, and therefore the brick occupies a smaller volume, and the mass here has nothing to do with. They consider themselves very Russian, although they do not know how to speak properly in their native language, ignoring the letter; and very Patriots, clinging to the Georgian tape anywhere, although they do not know exactly what they mean, confused in the concepts of the Civil and Patriotic War, believe that in the first world war we (yes, they very much like to talk about the US) fought against the French, and the Great Patriotic and World War II are generally 4 different events. Hitler was defeated in the Battle of Borodin at Kulikov Field in 41. And at the same time, they very much like to laugh at “stupid Americans,” although most of the myths about their stupidity have been invented by themselves.

I took home work on the weekend. Writing a business plan for one project. The model included a section on the cost of the services of an independent consultant. For a long time pretended how much to put in, digged in the net, but found no analogues... decided to heat the cup in the kitchen. I went back to the comp, and there was the inscription "HzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...". Cat seemed to be a bit out of the subject too)))))

Every mistake has a name, a surname and a paternity (Joseph Stalin)

The Companion. I go into the kitchen, behind a bowl of only cooked potatoes. There is a companion above her. Looking at me, he strained, drowned, and eating the last three tablespoons said, "Wow, I am so ill."

How much better would the world be if the number and quality of sperm in the eggs depended on the number and quality of the brains in the head.

Vitaly - Yura, you will not have sex on Sunday!
Yuri is scattered?
Vitaly - Vlad led your wife to the resurrection.
Vlad - Well, not me, but the Japanese Cultural Center.
Jura -.... thanks to the center for this...