I watched with my father:

It doesn’t matter with whom you communicate: Goths, rappers, hipsters or the Young Guard.
What is the Young Guard?
I: EP Party for Youth
Father: horror, it is better to communicate with hipsters

Discussion of the effectiveness of contraceptive candles "Pharmatex":
And my friend already has two pharmacists running.

I watched the discovery. There, crocodiles in the river eat a drowned giraffe. So they said... The drowned giraffe... How fucking did he drown?? to

We entered the low cloud zone.

xxx: I recently worked through a recruitment agency to another recruitment agency and now I am looking for employees for the agency that arranged me.
I think something is wrong with this world?

Good in the sky, no cloud-weather, it is just great.
WOW: People, learn to put the signs of puncture already, or at another moment you do not know whether you are talking to a person or to the Holy Spirit.

It’s good that we like the same food.
She: Or you should eat what I like.

Stupidity can be twice as pleasant if it is not yours and it is not yours.

I heard this story sitting on the bench next to my house. Two grandparents talked, from wounds went on to interesting cases in life. This is what one of them said.
In our village there was a local airport: a ground field and a small house. Cucumbers arrived and departed (AN-2). Then it was easy to get by plane from one area of the region to another. A cat arrived at the airport. The pilots were fun guys, jokers. They took, smashed a small parachute from a piece of matter and took the cat in flight. They got up and dropped the cat. The cat landed successfully. The next time I repeated the same joke. Successfully again. But they were unable to repeat it again. Why is? Now the cat, as soon as the "maize" landed, climbed the maize with a socket showing the direction of the wind, and descended from there only after the "maize" flew. No means for the pilots to get him out of there was found. This is so. You say that cats have no brains.

First you rejoice that thanks to the tablet and 3G you can work anywhere, and then with horror you realize that now you MUST work anywhere.

A woman for happiness needs to have a beloved man and a girlfriend has disappeared.

I walk with my dog at night. A smiling three-year-old boy runs up and dwarfs the whole street: “Karava! " my jaw has hanged. As it turned out, my white spaniel in a black spot strongly reminded the little Milka from advertising. I was mentally enrolled in the gym.

Cook me, my I, clean me, clean me, make tea I, play with my sister I, go to the store I, with the cat on the wheels I, in the computer with the vacuum cleaner I, pay for the internet I, peace of parents I, in the hospitals with my mother I.
A cult of my personality.

<KypT> let someone your account in Devil 3 play
<Hollow> and the money to keep
<Technik1> and grandmother for the night

- Have you taken drugs, a crash?
What is?
I say, are you a stubborn man, shit?! to

For the sake of a slim stretched body, I am ready for everything except for training and proper nutrition.

The Russian whale.
Sleep my child. Sleep but don’t forget.
Stay away from the bed.
Otherwise, a terrible beast will come from the forest.
It will cause you serious bodily injury.

He will throw me out like a read book.
YYY: He doesn’t read books – he’ll remove you like a watched porn!

How to get under freebies?
I don’t know Mac.
Oh, sorry, I heard Jobs died from this.

XXX never ever. Because Apple has a policy, and it prohibits such things.
Fuck what a country. Even Apple has politics, and we have one shit.

I lost 300 rubles today.
Three hundred rubles?
Three hundred rubles?and :)
Oh yeah yeah :(
Zzzz: You are good.
Zzzz: that you delighted the old man, khe-khe :)
XXX: How you enjoy coughing
You will probably die soon.