From Habr. Discussion of COIB-2010 (complex processing of ballots of the 2010 model):

xxx: already correctly calculated, 4 December will be without excesses) There will be no re-election, the software is working great!
Yyy: Vladimir Vladimirovich, change your mind.

xxx: and you also do - you are sitting on a pair in a half-sleeping state and in the head one thought - I will come home - I will go to bed, but, scary, after you go home and in the field of your sight appears the computer all the drowsiness miraculously disappears :(

Kann: In 2030, people will not have to have sex to experience orgasm and other pleasant sensations that arise during the process. To do this, it will be enough to apply microchips on the skin that will record the signals of the nervous system during sex and then lose them again at any time.

The comments:
NCP: In 2029 there will be cheap Chinese counterfeits of electronic sex
Def: In 2031 Apple will release the AI Fact
MalySheff: iFusk will be seamless, convenient, but too fast and expensive!

I speak to the boss.

Name of Procent
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% of name!
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The Boss!
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She-e e e e!! to
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Percentage of...
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Wearing a-a-a...
– and?! to

Chuck Norris appears in World of Warcraft advertisement
The comments:
How much money did Blizzard get?
and all.

Remember that school in winter you were buried in the snow?
Who was not buried there? We sat for a while. Timor was buried.
YYY: I, by the way, saw him recently, in the summer, literally. Not to know man!
ZZZ: Is it out?

XTR1MAL: I actually invented a new thing.
XTR1MAL: If we break up. You have to have sex 10 times.
XTR1MAL: It’s like they’re already separated. must work out.
Zebra is not
Zebra: I do not agree.
XTR1MAL: what is it
Zebra: Then you’ll leave me every day.

From technical support:
I’m 85% confident in my password, but it doesn’t fit.
YYY: O_O

The theme of the day at work: "Cremation coupons"
XXX is wow!! I got my creams today!! and :)
YYY: Is it when your body is soaked with cream? and ;)
zzz: Oh, and with this you get an ultra-powerful sunburn.
Yyy: Each second - urna as a gift :)

I’ve always dreamed that my computer could be used as easily as a phone; my dream has come true: I can’t figure out how to use my phone anymore.

Prepod reads a list of students written by hand. It comes to the name of Tulikova. I can’t read it, so this is the dialogue:
of Tubikova?
by Tulikova!
L is?
and yes!
L is?
and yes!
L is?
and yes!
I love when people say yes, yes, yes.

You don’t know how to cure pregnancy and what symptoms are there?
YYY: in 9 months it will pass 😉

News on site: "In Germany are developing a curling laptop"

Comment: the flies will be comfortable to knock them, rolling into a pipe...

I downloaded the ready-made sim Justin Bieber for the Sims 3, for three hours, I try to either drown it in the pool, or starve it, everything will not die, sick. I wonder, is that shit in life too?

A friend's husband's birthday

Tagged: gifts
WOW: Hello to you!
HGH: Congratulations to you! Your husband is born!
I am a boy 😉
WOW: thank you) Imagine what shit - gave him a certificate for a parachute jump, and he wants to change it - sickness to him, see :(
I think it’s good 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Congratulations, your husband is born! The girl!
Oh yeah shit. and greater)))

My mom and dad called me two decibels. was surprised. I questioned. I mean the imbeciles.

The torpedo should be stored so that its upper part is located below. In order not to confuse where the top, where the bottom, on the bottom of the torpedo is written the top.

I smoke with my mother in the kitchen. The television shows archaeologists. I hear the phrase:
More than a third of a million shells of nuts were found. This means that mesolith hunters collected them, cleaned them here from the shell, roasted and rubbed. It was easy, calorie food.
Mother thoughtfully says:
The important thing is what kind of tone, right? Maybe they are proteins.

In the interview:
Are you interested in sports?
I love boxing very much!! to
Prizes and competitions won?
And for swimming.

Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. Fucking is all. Chuck Norris is a failure.