xxx: Do you remember the rabbit you gave (which sings “I am a chocolate rabbit, I am a gentle coward”?
Wow, I remember it :)
Here’s how my dad wakes me and my mom up in the morning when he’s bored... Today we decided to take revenge on him...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Wait until he fell asleep and came with the rabbit)))
YYY: Well, it is boring... it would be better in the costume rental to take rabbit costumes, knives in their hands, put candles lighted around the room, with such a devil’s flash, turn on the song of the rabbit and move around the room under the “I’m a chocolate rabbit”... and a little shining in the reflection of candles with knives) Here he would wake up and just shrink)
I just started to think about whether I would live with you... Then suddenly what I will do to you, and then I wake up and move my mind away from your exits...

Look what a huge satellite plate on the window! 0 - O
More than a window. Look, there are two more.
D: And where they went so much, as if they were catching a signal from space...
I: You won’t believe...

"Pepper (04:04:44 10/07/2008)
This is a terrible time"
Zion (06:06:66 10/07/2008)
No is. Now it is terrible.

Of course, 66 seconds still, even if I would put the bricks on.

Why is your cat falling under my feet?
She thinks you’ll fall and she’ll have a lot of fresh meat.

Probably, in every profession, there is some sort of snobism about knowledge in "his" sphere. Philosophers are irritated by the total illiteracy of the population. Lawyers are naive and careless about concluding contracts and transactions. Slysarians are the “discomfort” of men of intellectual labor... You can continue to infinity.

Looking at how modern girls dress and especially what shoes they prefer to wear, I guess why they are so interested in men with cars.
© Frager

Is it true that whoever had many girls, the hair from the forehead to the navel and above is thicker and larger? Is there a dependence on the number of fucked girls and the density of the "blade trail"?
YYY: Of course it is true, all successful pickups are usually wooled from head to foot.
Zzz: And if you shave this case, is the experience zero?and :)

6 years of reconstruction, 24 billion rubles and the fall of the structure on the day of opening. Russia and Ch.

I stand in a row at the box office in a supermarket, in front of me a guy with a girlfriend. As the turn approached, they had time to break up! Finally, the girl grabs her products and demonstratively moves to the other row, the guy remains standing naked. And to not stand just like that, the first snickers hit is enough. Finally, the cashier pierces his lonely chocolate and asks on the machine: “A bag is needed?” There is no scene. Boy: "Shit, give three, or I’m afraid it will break!"

I go on the bus. Next to me is a company: two girls and two boys. There is a grandfather sitting nearby, speaking on a mobile phone.
One of the men begins to tell a joke:
The teacher painted an apple on the board. He asked the class: "What is it?". The man stood up and said..."
And then the entire bus spreads the phrase of the grandfather, addressed to the interlocutor: "What is there? What is it?"
The joke is unactualized.

xxx: Tomorrow at 7-22 I will be in Yoshkar Ole
Sitting in bed and thinking about salary.
The boss gave me a reward.
I’ll go to a beer bar with her.
Day 10 of Ed.
There’s a little bit of Avatar.
AAAAAAAAAAA...

Like: I always remember the date when we met her. I have to pay home again for a year.

Have you ever turned the light on the toilet?
YYYY: No
YYY: And you know, I’m sitting there for the third day at the candles and I think I’m a Shaolin monk coming there to think about the things that the Sensei teaches me))))

Title of news: "In space found similar oil organic"
<<< democracy is in danger!

Cash: Here you roast it, you roast it... and in the morning you look at it...
The potatoes are always like that.
Judge Dredd: And the worst of all, she thinks the same about you.

gol: I seriously start to think that the browser is so called "Firefox (does not respond)".

I found a number in your phone...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX: The name of the contact struck me.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOO
xxx: There is written: "My ex". I just don’t know what to think...
YYY: This is my former number, fool.

Asked by?
Why I worked for 28 years, and the Russian one - exactly the same, even made at the same factory - has to be changed every year and a half.

We answer!
With the overthrow of Soviet power, we finally got abundance and prosperity! Unity and I can’t cope with it.)

Hello to Serena! ?
WOW: Hi
XHH: What are you doing?
I watch a movie about the formation of the universe.
Q: Who is filming there?
HGH: is it interesting?
Mostly the stars :)

I was given a nice catch by the administration. Everyone will jump on horses, and I will cut off on a goat. of beauty).
There was a player there who was constantly clinging to me. Tired of death. I will jump on a goat, and he will meet me. He asks with amazement: "Where did the goat come from?". I decided to joke: "We need to take 2,000 trolls off in the Trollist Desert. That’s why they give a goat!". And she jumped out, not thinking that he would believe in such a divorce. Because to catch so many trolls, it takes a few months only to hunt them.
Three months have passed and suddenly I get an angry letter from this player. It turns out that he has only been a troll pinal for three months. Finally, they pulled off, and the goat is not given. He said to the admin: "Get the goats away! I have tried it!"
Then, in this toy, he was so stuck that he caught a new persian. I am ashamed and funny :)