Parents are divorced. Today, Daddy walks around the apartment all day and sings, “Daddy can, Daddy can live with anyone. Only with my mother, only with my mother cannot live!"

From the forum, the topic about office chairs:
xxx: We and brothers on weapons also so on the old job all day so ride from the "working table" to the servacle or printer child for six months, then began to be fired to another office, and there the chairs were non-wheelchairs, and the habit then remained... we looked strangely short when we fell back in the shoulder, but they fucking explained what it was...

Buttons "Prisdež", "Achinea" and "Prisdež"!!! Where are you!! to

Discussions about the film:
Something got upset and wanted to review this famous film hit of schoolgirls of all times and peoples And now explain to me schoolgirls, once you are in love with this movie
Why did the ancient vampire at the age of 109, who loved more than a hundred luxurious women during his lifetime (maybe Marilyn Monroe) suddenly take on a dull, brainless, unsexual schoolgirl, an apparent drug addict and a frigid, like a barrel?
2nd How they are going to have sex if the vampires have cold blood and an erection is impossible - because an erection comes from hot blood
Why do vampires react to the cuts on Christ's arms, and do not react to her menstrual periods?

YYY: Smile, and let all those fools that are upset you right now go into a world without sex, the internet and delicious food! = Z
XXX: Is it in the army?and :)

xxx>Today I played all day in Oblivion. Now all the merchants there say to me:"Hey! A great alchemist. Could you cook us a couple of greens?" Funny, but how will they know that I am an alchemist?
yyy>Well, when you see a dirty, very stinking, hairy person with spots. At the same time, his backpack on the back is filled with all kinds of shit, grass and bottles, in his hands a bitten mosquito, and in his teeth a bite. And still greedy steals all the food, makes tincture of bread, potatoes, and then still sells you the same... It is hard to confuse.

I have your problems, with the arrival of the snow, I began to rub abs. I drive 2 times slower than in Moscow before, although the tire is expensive and all that. The writer just slightly press the abs right away and you fly you fly but the truth of course how often I say the fans of the abs you fly controlled, you want to meet, you want to border, you want to communicate right in the ass.

Marriage is about patience. And every spouse is sure that he is suffering.
My husband: Aha He is.

Are you married?
Desperately rarely, purely not long and only in places.

I am looking for an apartment in the airport. I stumbled on the announcement:"Silent places, after repair, furniture, partially eaten, equipment, 2 stalls, canyon, storage room in the basement, you can immediately live, bedroom. windows, bedroom, living room, dormitory, dormitory, 2 balconies small to the kitchen, bush,". Lack of more: "Discovery also eats"

Meanwhile, you have a very important question.
He has been tormenting me for the third month.
I’ll ask you a preliminary question.)
Remember in the second matrix, Neo runs after the twins, they close the door, and he finds himself in the mountains?
In what mountains is he?
2: For some reason I always thought that somewhere in the Himalayas, I don’t know why)) And what do you think?
1: Yes
This is the correct answer.
shortly
Listen to History
Like that with a friend chat accidentally so stumbled on this topic in the conversation well the conversation was not about it but how then both remembered that in the Himalayas he was
And in September I was engaged in the fact that I revised the entire matrix all the dop materials of the bla bla.
I always thought that in the second matrix it is said about this...
But I have reviewed it several times... there is no mention of what is in the Himalayas!
The question!
How do we all know what is in the Himalayas?! to
2: I have a straight head from the inside itching from this question!

I watched the vacancies on one website today and was terrified!
Position: Safety engineer
Requirements: Work experience of 6 years. Unfortunately there are accidents. Ownership of PC.

Chloe: I have been driving from home to work for five years, I know the route very well, however, as everyone decided to buy a GPS navigator. I put him in the car, picked up the right address, so he took me to the cemetery and joyfully said, “Your journey is over!”

I am standing next to the schedule. Waiting for another. In the mouth of my favorite candy "Barbaris". Suits my girlfriend and instead of the usual welcoming "chok" squeezes the tongue. I think "How much passion, missed...", and she enjoys my candy with her tongue: "Okay, I’m on a pair"...and she leaves. 0 - O

I noticed that tradition. Usually, customers who come to our office know exactly what they need to buy. But not the owners of iPhones - they come, and already in the office they start calling someone to find out what they need.

Commentary on "Echo":
"For the correct game of badminton need a bowler, a bowler and a bowler"

The slogan "For Russia without scammers and thieves" was recognized in Novosibirsk as an agitation against the EP.
They burned...

In the 90s, looking at Chuck Norris, I saw a militant.
xxx: and today reviewed - wild comedy%)

They put the children to sleep, sat down with their wife in the kitchen and decided to eat ice cream. Just put in the plates and began to eat, as Mishka (5 years old) comes in and looks with contempt. He breathes up and says, “So at night, when we sleep, do you eat ice cream?”

The next day, I took Misha out of the garden. Going past the food store. If I want to recover, I suggest going in and buying ice cream. We come in, get in the line and when we approach the seller I say what ice cream we want. The son, squeezing, loudly, to the whole store clarifies: "Is this exactly the same thing that you and mom eat at night?" And to enhance the effect with a slight insult adds: "As long as all people are sleeping!"

The topic of my course was discussed only once at the Pacific Conference and did not emerge again.