I had one guy in the hospital with a bone fracture. And here, in a person who does not move, the hands and legs begin to become blue. They gathered a consilium and began to investigate it. The problem was solved by the younger nurse who did the injections. Watka and spirits showed that she lining blue underwear.

Dmitry: All, let’s go, I went to sleep:
Anastasia: Let’s kiss: sweet dreams!
And you have sweets:
Anastasia: Let me dream of you
It sounds like a curse.

Thirteen (18:41) :
I did not go to the institute today. and..

Thirteen (18:41) :
I got stuck in the blanket this morning.

Wishes (18:41) :
The argument...

Photo from VKontakte. A man in a coward. At the same time, the content of the cowards looks healthy. Killed the comment:
Arthem wrote: Sanya what did you put there??? I was in the bathroom with you, you won’t take me!

[20:17:05] strygoy: mm latinos are good only in porn
[20:17:12] Asya: ooh
Strygoy: Well in football
[20:18:19] Asya : )))
[20:18:47] strygoy: they shared girls in porn men in football
Isaiah: I am not an expert.
Strygoy: Yes, so I don’t watch football
[20:19:46] Asya: ))))))))))))))

xxx: told the guy about "let it snow" google, he saw the result and immediately began to kill "give me money"

Web: Asians even in Disneyland let everyone sleep
Mulan is the only heroine of a romantic fairy tale who did not find a man but saved the country

BSV: I was painted with Iranian henna.
You no longer have a soul.
Shiko:...but there may be a nuclear program...

A smart girl always knows when to turn on a fool.

A smart girl knows herself to be stupid.

I’m glad I’m stupid for the first time.)

New Year's tree, 150cm, Hawaiian with cloves

XXX: How do you feel about the new interface?
I want only programmers to work on the web.
Xxx :?? to
YYY: Because one of their rules says "All works well? Do not fuck! Do not change anything!"

Artemka: Believe me, Salsa can work smoothly and almost perfectly, you only need straight hands!
Agariba: Ah, it’s that... there’s nothing written about this in my hat... My elbows are bending.

Why not throw bricks in large packages of condoms now?
No is
Here are Gandhi!

Where are my 17 years old?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I work in a disc salon. A dull and boring morning. A dumb guy enters the department. Whether it’s a straw or a straw. He addresses me:
Young man, you have a high-profile movie.
I already start smiling, understanding what he’s meant, but then he finally achieves:
Highotsky "Thank you for being alive"

If you have read the novel of Jules Verne or at least watched the movie with the same name, then you will not be disappointed, you will, gently speaking, be shocked by what you saw, starting from the first seconds of the film.

Who could have thought that this is how the review of the movie Musketeers begins.

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xxx:Chrome 15.0 – does not brake.
Firefox 8.0 is slowing down.
IE 9.0 does not brake.
Processor AMD Athlon II 215, RAM - 4 GB.

yyy:Chrome 16.0.912.63 m – does not brake at all.
P.S I just learned that Chrome has grown to 16 versions. I am slowly updating myself...I stopped watching it.

XX: When I wrote my comment, I was 15. I’m 16 now... Tomorrow he’ll steal my computer :D

Zzzz: Why are you stealing?
This is his computer.

I have an examination in architecture.
What are the limits on the number of stairs on the staircase?
I: No less than 3 and no more than 18
What happens if you walk 20 steps?
I will lose my orientation.
Prepod understandably nodded his head and put a stitch)))

xxx: I have an odmin at home, almost real, only without a sweater and beard. So we all work fast, reliably, almost free, but through the ass!!! to

We do repairs in the apartment. The wife enters the room where I and my aunt are cutting the wallpaper.
My wife is watching me stick the wallpaper and carefully tear it away from the wall so that I can’t break it and crack it again.
Wife: Sun, why do you paint your wallpapers? I have to get rid of them, and they have to get rid of me!
My husband and I :D
Wife: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, keep silent!