I don’t take phone numbers from unknown people. suddenly stupid ones.
Do you call idiots so often?O O O
Oh yeah yeah yes! I am the leader of the group. 😉

I want to marry
Geq: I’ll get married too
Why do you have a wife? Do you know how to cook yourself?
You know how to bake meat!
Geq: It’s one thing to bake meat, and another thing to bake a wife.

Moderator, you are very, very deeply mistaken.
Two warnings for hidden mat!

My fish break can dance!
WTF is WTF?! to
Give it back to the aquarium!! to

Ai: Ah, already passed those naive times when the software was installed as "Next - Agree - Next - Next - Ready".. now before each "Next" you look where these dull fields to remove >_<

I sit in the toilet for the direct purpose, and there is a call to the drill. I strained my pants and everything. I open the door with two daughters:
Why do you think there is so much rage and cruelty in the world?
Really...

From Mail.ru:

Jeanne Friske
366 in the top 100

Edouard
I remember meeting a girl.
meet for a week.
Then a friend called the wave.
again
I thought I would play a little.
In a month, a girl calls me.
He says everything is over between us.

The wife of her husband after the birth of the child:
I have postpartum depression.
M: Oh, and as far as I know you, since you were born

Somewhere I’ve seen an article saying that ecology is so damaged that if you instantly move a person from the 16th century to our time, he will suffocate in 15 minutes.
2: He has nothing to worry about. The robbers will shake him in a minute.

Mother(02:50:28 7/10/2011)
My beloved man was killed in the Lord of the Rings (
Puppy(02:50:40 7/10/2011)
whom?
Mama Stiffler (02:50:46 7/10/2011)
Borrell
Puppy(02:50:49 7/10/2011)
Do you know who will die and who will not?
Mother Stiffler (02:51:03 7/10/2011)
I saw him, and he was killed again.
Puppy (02:51:18 7/10/2011)
Turn it back and it will be killed again.

XHH: Your music is so heroic and low quality that even my slow internet plays it without stopping.

X: I won’t come to you today.
YYY : Why?( by
xxx: em... I didn’t think I should come up with "why"...

Why does the computer without the lineup print so accurately?? to
YYY: What is it??? What kind of ambulance?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX there as white paper, without lines and without cells))), and he writes precisely)))

How to answer the child?

Yesterday I was in the military committee, came to the calling commission (recognised as unfit for service) and watched this picture:
The door of the neighboring office is opened by a pinch and with wild matyugs to get out of there the recruiter, continuing to broadcast all three-storey mat, he breaks through a crowd of guys and asks the first one who gets caught.
In a month, a new bone will grow.
No O_O
And these dogs are growing!! (And makes a gesture to the office)

As it turned out later, health workers for the third time asked him for a certificate that he has no bone on his arm after the operation.
I thought a lot then, and would they recognize me badly?

The Flora:
I bought a photo paper from the company "Slavich" and realized that in vain I did it :o)))
The Flora:
"matte" in the presentation of the company "Slavich" - this is common.
Klyaks :
Well though matte, in the representation of "Slavich", it is not a sheet of paper with the inscription "huy" in the middle.

I: Did you ask my mother for permission?
Brother of UGU. 1024 to 768.

Soon the New Year’s tree will no longer be able to bear.

XXX: Do you speak to the police officer? I was riding with him when he was working... it was normal for you to say, “Sabziro, nine, zero, five, Keitan, Reiden.”

Margarita
What are you evil?

The Assol
I'm not a bad guy, yesterday I was a bad guy.

The Assol
Today I am no longer bad (I am already with wings)