A classmate enters the classroom after the library, and carefully examines the book taken, and then issues an epic phrase:
I asked her for Boris Godunov, but what did she give me Pushkin?! to

From the Medical Forum.
Is it true that in order not to get pregnant, you need to change partners more often - then the egg does not have time to get used to sperm and does not recognize them? Alina, 19 years

XXX (22:13:26 16/12/2011)
I was reading on the block today.

XXX (22:13:55 16/12/2011)
I go to the object and look. Dirt on the knee, gentleman on the ears.

XXX (22:14:27 16/12/2011)
And then one of the workers sitting in the basement, publishes: a girl, and Alexander Block wrote a poem about you!

XXX (22:14:42 16/12/2011)
and begins something there about a girl's stall, captured by silk

XXX (22:14:57 16/12/2011)
Until he came and wrapped the puzzles.

XXX (22:15:01 16/12/2011)
The world is so strange...

I have a problem with S1 physics.
and what?
I have a fly flying at 8266 km/h.

Comments under the photo, which depicts a girl with naked breasts:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
How orbiting juicy breasts

12:12 18:40 Iran makes the largest gas discovery in the last two years
15:53 U.S. court holds Iran responsible for September 11 attacks

I’ve seen it somewhere before... How the pattern works.

My friend and I write SMS, she is late for an hour and a half, I am angry, I wait for her.
She: *username*, here in the subway such a guy is cute!11 What to do?? to
I am going by, fool

I have an iPad, but girls don’t give me it. Is it a guarantee case?
YYY: Spray his Axe'em

Protection of courses:
Teacher: Girl, why do you have half of your work in Bulgarian?
Student: Cited by

My daughter’s room was called a pork. There was also a closet.

Comments to the news "Sex makes women smarter"

But it is nonsense :)
If it were true, then Linda Lovelace, nicknamed Deep Throat, would have been
Nobel laureate, and the Poincaré theorem not Perelman proved, but some
by Elena Berkova :)

If I suddenly said something too clever, forgive me. I did not want to hurt you.
Joseph of Egypt

For several years I was lucky to work under the direction of the Director, a man of old hardening. He is now over 90 years old, God bless him for many years! During the War he passed accelerated intensive courses of French from scratch, received the highest certification, and in 1945 was the translator of Marshal Zhukov, when the latter de Gaulle presented the highest award of France.
So, the Director often came to us young people to talk about work and life. He once spoke about the four terms of the leader: 1) Learn, 2)
He teaches, 3) suffers, 4) suffers.
Make the conclusions yourself.

Grandma at the entrance:
Did you hear that Medvedev had a flea in his sweater?

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Yyy: Igor Valentinovich, I don’t remember, but I can guess.
XXX: Try it
yyy: This is probably a more complete decoding of BDSM – the first letters mean Bondage, Discipline, Domination, Submission.
I like the course of your thoughts. In fact, the BDS is a cash flow budget. And if he, Katenka, is not ready yet, then today you will fully feel all that you described above!

XXX is. Damn, where to find a full-size elephant figure? The kind of idiot... He’s already fallen off his feet (((
YYY is. In our room the director is sitting at the table. Come to.

I have a girlfriend. She adopted her niece. The child is a “golden man”, bands, paychecks, all things.
One day, I met these beautiful girls. Conversation was engaged. We talked about the weather, too.
I ask the girl, “What is your name?” and she answers, “Maar-r-rina.”
What is your mother’s name?
I have two mothers!! Real and not very.
What is Dad’s name?
“Papa PI*OR-R-RAS is not living with us!”! to

The xxx :
My cat is sleeping on the system. Warmly visible

YYY :
She loves her tail, and that’s from the internet.

The xxx :
Is that why her eyes blink?

YYY :
Yes, left on the incoming stream, right on the incoming stream, make sure that the virus does not catch or otherwise at the corners will start targeting the files.

Akira
He breaks me off from the hood:
I am writing a letter to the company that provides us with a merchandiser. I write to the director:
"We really need your merchandiser to start working on our product as soon as possible and bla bla bla". And at the end I write "Spasibro".

Answer to:
"To see you strongly stuck there. Rescue, Bro, what problems"

From the Makeup Forum. Discussion: The dark color of the face. What to do? The first comment: Forget!and :)