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[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56424
 14.11.2011
I understood that in life you need to change something when I bought a new phone and it turned out to have a more powerful processor than I have on the O_O comp.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56423
 14.11.2011
The cat appreciated all the advantages of the new filling for the cat toilets, so he sucked in the bathroom and cried on the balcony.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56422
 14.11.2011
She always looks at me so surprised, I even start to fear that she can read her thoughts.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №56421
 14.11.2011
The Sunday. The evening. The husband switches channels.On the first-hunt about vampires (Saga, what is it). It comes at the moment when a vampire lands out of the SUV "Volvo".
The Vampire Car.
I was sucked...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56420
 14.11.2011
He just wanted big and clean breasts.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56419
 14.11.2011
<RobertDylan> "Physics relates to mathematics as well as sex to masturbation."
<zwei> Matan is given to me much easier than physics
<zwei> thinks
<zwei> yellow

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56418
 14.11.2011
xxx is. Travelling to Vietnam (
Ohhhhhh more than half of the toilet was sitting (
Oh well. Oh, I heard, total anti-health, you need to eat very carefully!
Ohhhhhh What does this have to do with? Just in our hotel, wifi fucking, the electricity in the toilet was well taken (

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56417
 14.11.2011
Oh yeah, I am pleased! I beat the head!)
Oh yeah yeah! It hurts!
Oh oh sorry! I beat my own.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56416
 14.11.2011
Commentary on Porn:
It was very bad music, I thought it would be much better.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56415
 14.11.2011
Some calves love to suck so much that they can suck you through the fox...or maybe they are so sucking energy out of us? Well, you know, I thought, there is a girl who wants to cheer and type I give you a suction.. sucked out and immediately like I want to please her and all that.. yeah, many out of the apartment, cars give the bodies, so here is my thought. It is possible that the carcasses in our mouths suck up our vital energy, our will, our youth, you know the kind of parasites, and we think that we are the kind in our mouths that we give them, naive.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56414
 14.11.2011
xxx: my dog only understands two commands - "to me" and "distance"
YYY: It is so cool! You can develop a binary system and make it do whatever you want!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56413
 14.11.2011
The news:
By paying 100 yuan (about 500 rubles), you can get rid of the headache about how best to break up with your ex-lover or heart lady. All the “dirty” work will be done for you by the “anti-swahi”, whose slugs are gaining special popularity in China.

This is how you live with a man, and one day a stranger comes to you and says, all, dear, your husband left you, with you 100 yuan.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №56412
 14.11.2011
and Sber. The virgin full package: dark-boarded nails, a tightly folded face, all of herself, Diva, at first mocked the old man, who was upset, confused and tried to explain that he could not independently remove money from the card in the ATM. I forced him to use it and openly stumbled on it. And the next in line to the elderly woman gave out: "You do not listen to me, in vain you dragged here..."
Maybe someone in the market has a place, offer a girl, right?
Operator: Oksana Andreevna T., Zhukovsky, branch on the coastline of Ciolkovsky.
And another point, about the secret of the bank deposit, to all the other pleasures, the maiden is still so exhausted that, I think, not only the visitors were aware of everything, but some passers too.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56411
 14.11.2011
Snoob: Bought a photo
Specifications: D90
Snoob: Snooby =)
I don’t know whom I cheer =)))
Snoob: Who understands... the ones are better... and who does not understand... the fool =)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56410
 14.11.2011
In the chat one online game:

18:53 agrigat> People who know anderasana
18:53 Zolobar> by Hans Christian?
18:53 agrigat> A n d e r s a n a
18:54 Zolobar> X a n s a K r i s t a n a?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56409
 14.11.2011
Customer: We really liked your option, it is wonderful! Just super. But rework it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56408
 14.11.2011
XXX: You look great!
As a prostitute, of course, but beautiful.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №56407
 13.11.2011
My friend after dinner:
I: Was it delicious?
P: Yes very much!
I: It is great. Get me a chocolate and you will get an antidote.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56406
 13.11.2011
And once there were people here who understood what these strange symbols on the black logo on top of the page meant.

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56405
 13.11.2011
Comments on Porn Videos:
- Beautiful
The bed is always distracting.
I bought the same in Ikea.

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