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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57425
 12.12.2011
Interview between (P)leader and (C)student
(C) You are not listed in my account)
(P): Fuck, now I will have to tick the painting and put my painting, that it was I that ticked my painting.
c) O O O O

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №57424
 12.12.2011
Here the dean recently burned (he has led a couple):
I am lazy to note you, let me take a picture.
And actually gets the phone and photographs everyone.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57423
 12.12.2011
Apostazia (23:35:52 11/12/2011)
I changed my name to you and Voldemort. You are a Pafosny idiot, Volodya is a fun idiot. Then it took me. One girl I don’t communicate with has changed my name to a Foolish Fool. A fool with sickness. Roma is a fool. One of the people is simply a fool. I’m confused with fools now.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №57422
 12.12.2011
Astrologers announced a day of random rating
Smiley production has doubled

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57421
 12.12.2011
xxx: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
YYY: What did you say?! to
XXX: Torrent says it doesn’t work

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №57420
 12.12.2011
My aunt works as a teacher at a Moscow school. She says: She comes to the office of the director of affairs. And the secretary printed something, and turned the monitor face to the printer immediately after sending the document to print. A reasonable question, why? She replied, shaking her eyes: “Well, if you don’t turn it, the printer won’t see the document.”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57419
 12.12.2011
You can say that you put a piece of your soul into it!
YYY : the cruise?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57418
 12.12.2011
A well-known football commentator genially uses the esopian language:... the referee recounted the players and he, just like the wizard, got everything together! It is wonderful!"

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57417
 12.12.2011
big_khorgi and others Before you quote Goebbels, remember. That he was one of the greatest provocators, liars and trolls of the time. Remember that this is his statement “When I hear the word ‘culture’, my hand instinctively draws to the gun.” He managed the crowd like no one else.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57416
 12.12.2011
XXX: Every time I’m referenced to the share of AI among browsers as an argument that if it’s popular, it means the best, I’m responding to sending a link to the cash fees of the next part of “Summerek.”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57415
 12.12.2011
The Ghost:
Which presses are better?
by BoBriK:
This is for the amateur.
by BoBriK:
We have context.
Ghost
Well "amateur" I have a medium size)))))))
by BoBriK:
This is not the case *ROFL*

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57414
 12.12.2011
I went to the store and bought Pepsi. I approach the shelf of pepsi 0.5 costs 46 rubles. I went.I walk a little further pepsi 1 liter costs 44 rubles. I think I’m wrong with who doesn’t happen. (But 0.5 put on the spot, took a liter:D) Next to the box is a box on it Pepsi 2 liters and costs 44 rubles! Russia is a hole.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57413
 12.12.2011
What a pleasure to meet an informal girl again! You can go with her, and she laughs too!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57412
 12.12.2011
I went to shave, 10 minutes standing in front of the mirror.
Yyy: Did you recognize Chubakka in yourself?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57411
 12.12.2011
Fuck, change back the + and + buttons - I have already missed the habit several times!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №57410
 12.12.2011
1: The weather openly for today swallowed my brain... Pressure 90\60... My head will break up now
2: 90/60 = 1.5... A half atmosphere?)
Yes, I am a wheel.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57409
 12.12.2011
Negasus
Well I didn’t really download Sex With Lingerie Divas (1.37 GB). To whom to write?
Shedj
No need to write anywhere. Just stay at the distribution :)

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57408
 12.12.2011
No force can stop a cat who has decided to sit on your knees.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57407
 12.12.2011
Volshebnis@: to monitor and take care of yourself – the brains are needed!
Volshebnis@: what would be always beautiful
Repey: Volshebnis@, you would see my cat licking eggs... judging by your logic, you should give him the Nobel Prize.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57406
 12.12.2011
XXX: What are you doing?
I paint my nails :)
XXX Why? O_O
Are you not a bearded man in glasses and a sweater?
YYYYYYYYYY :( No
I’m just a girl programmer :)
XX: It sounds like – I’m just a counterintelligence girl in hot spots.

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