I went to the bank today.
The boy operator so insistently offered to help the children's sport by buying a lottery ticket for 20p that I agreed.
Children and even sports.
The boy even agreed to exchange 100p for me to have 20p for the ticket.
I bought a lottery ticket. You will win 40r.
In the end, the boy returned my 20p and another 20p from the box.
I never understood how I helped the children’s sport.

XXX: Did you see my website, the rainbow of emotions?
YYY: It seems to be.
XXX is AHA. Looking at the statistics, most of the people from Yandex come on the request: "but it was worth one time to fuck the sheep." I am in Ah.
Tagged: lol

She: Well, how else did I have to tell you about this so that you didn’t consider me worried?
He: Don’t worry, dear, I know it.

It was about three years ago. I go into the dean of our last Moscow innaze, and then the old dean recognizes me and says, Oh! The Family #! She is from Translavia-Zaleski.
I don’t hear it, I say, yes, from him.
He is so pleased - you have more boots there!
I say – where? What? Eeee...
He is so surprised - well shoes!
I wonder what kind of shoe?
He – You know what? And the shoe! The youth went! They do not know the history of their hometown. As soon as possible! And went away...
During this monologue I try to understand – and alleluia!!! So you’re talking about Botox? and him. The boat of Peter the First.
The Dean, yes yes! No matter the shoe or the shoe, it doesn’t matter.
I have no comments left.
That was the first time I thought about the correct choice of the UVA.

At work, I was assigned a replacement worker, who in the application for the position wrote "the carpenter". Today issued a new laptop for us, the password - the word "seller" on the English layout. I am afraid that the guy will not be able to enter the system...

Kotok13: How did Max's breath go?
DarkSam: What can I say? Be afraid of your wishes.
Q13: Did you ask for it?
DarkSam: he wanted a dog, even the name invented in advance - Killer. Now imagine: Max, 1.92 in height, walking in camouflage and chains, a tattoo on the entire shoulder, unbarred, in general you know. has presented?
Thread 13: Aha
DarkSam: It’s not even terrible that he got a Chihuahua gift... It’s terrible that he likes it! He called the dog Killer, abbreviated Killer. He walks now. Neighbors in shock.

Requirements for a note bag:

A very good bag – the accidentally crashed note in it from the delta plan right on the rock somewhere from a height of 100 meters (approximately) then slid down right onto the railways, which immediately passed the train. While landing, of course, took all the mates of the Russian language, but when he found his device was stunned, the note was in the dredges, and the bag was whole and unharmed!!! to
Excellent bag

† (11:12:28 2/07/2012)
I was told I would stop scaring college students.
N (11:13:39 2/07/2012)
How do you scare them?
† (11:14:53 2/07/2012)
A shorter picture. From the cabinet next to the decanate (by the way, mine) is a gas sector, here from the cabinet is a loose creature (I) with a cup of coffee and without a T-shirt. He looks at him with a blind eye and asks. Did the spider run out of the door? are not responding. And I them. If he runs out you don’t look that he’s big and loose he almost doesn’t bite a medical station on the third floor. I accidentally found an aquarium with a spider.

from JJ:

The subordinates rejoiced, and I wavered:
''in the server there are constantly scattering noises of unknown origin, the source of them is not established. Noise occurs with a sober admin and the absence of a available cat in our department. We ask to take action to eliminate it, as girls are worried, talk about transcendent beings and work worse.
The response of the security chief:
'' As a tool for the expulsion of the dark forces, I recommend the ritual smoking of fiamiams and little ones ''Mashenka'

What do I do to get to sleep?
yyy: Bananas are good for sleep, the day a colleague read somewhere.
I have eaten a banana. I want to sleep (
YYY: Why did you eat it? This is everything you need to explain!

Yesterday with the thoughts of passing the session madness quietly home. We are going to cross the road, but suddenly another lady of the Balzac age appears on the horizon with cries like, "Lubasha, how many years, how many winters!" She hugs the lady and starts kissing me with the outcry "Maximka, how you grew up!"
Oh, it’s not a clever feeling when you’re not Maximka and actually just passed by...

To argue with a creationist is like playing chess with a pigeon: he jumps on a board, runs figures, mockes, and then flies away to tell other pigeons about his victory.

1999: I Will Make You
1999: As a Child
Do you know how children are done?

Dialogue in the store:"Say, do you have a coffee plate?"
– No
What is not at all?
There’s a little, but we probably won’t sell it to you.
Why is?? to
It will be very difficult to get rid of the sex.

xxx: yes, I am generally indifferent to sex, after 3 times a night, even disgust appears...

My wife is lying in bed and canyut that I approached, kind of missed. He approached, kissed, if he broke out, promising to return soon. She pretended to be a dead cat. He said, “I do not believe.” In response, I heard: " Should I start smelling?" I almost drowned.

Previously there were folders "rust", "remove"... And now only "Download".

The left fool, after him, the flea began not only to bite, but also to choke!

Dreams

“Dreams that come true can be as unsuccessful as those that don’t come true.”
by S. Butler

The late evening. The heavy rain.
I run out of the garage, I open the entrance door, suddenly, behind me, I hear:
Where are you in such a hurry? Wait and smoke.

At first I did not recognize him – a huge uncle riding a motorbike with small wheels. There are a lot of identical food packages on the wheel. And the uncle is so sad, the rain on his nose has arranged a sharp stream, with a waterfall, just before the fire of a cigarette will get...

This is my neighbor Igor.
Igor is a haish mint of forty years, in the rank of captain. The height may not be great, but it allows Igor to ride a new Gelendvagen, so on a motorbike he looked extremely sudden.
I ask :
What are you doing here in the rain? Whom did the motorcycle take away?
I did not choose anyone. Just the wife sent to Ashan for food, came, went, bought everything, I see... Here is a short story... You are not very in a hurry?
“No, no more, it’s just raining... So what happened?
You understand, but don’t laugh. When I graduated from the seventh grade, my father, the Kingdom of Heaven, promised me to buy a motorbike, if not a trio.
I remember, I tried my best at that time, I didn't walk a single lesson, even under a blanket with a light bull poetry. Bringing home a table - all four and five. Father - a duck - a myk, began to whisper that there is no money, let's go later. In short, I never bought it, even if you kill it.

...Well, I’m rolling a food cart, I’m looking at this Chinese misfortune among the great. Something moved me so, I stood, thought. How much life? I took it and bought it along with the products. He dropped the car, put his bags on the wheel and came. I have been sitting here for two hours, smoking and turning off my phone. My wife probably called.
Are you sitting for what?
“I don’t think where to put that hole now and fucking it gave up to me at all...? Don’t give God, my wife will see.
He will see and what? Explain what for what.

Igor turned to me his surprised, full-watered face and irritatedly asked:
Are you normal at all? What would I explain to her that the seventh class without three finished...?

"Why should we teach mathematics, because it makes the mind in order." - Lomonosov
Mathematics – Gymnastics of the Mind (Suvorov)
Mathematics is the queen of all sciences (Gauss)
“Higher mathematics kills creativity” (Fursenko, former Russian Minister of Education and Science)