I: Mom, listen, is this your Effenbachen living? I have all the flowers...
WOW, what another one! I have thrown it out twice.
I: Oh and what? Is he coming back?? to

Vladislav Tuhlenki: I will sell the tomb. B/O
Vladislav Tuhlenki: Preserved excellent

In the post:
Have you ever seen silver Scotch on sale? There are white and transparent. Here in American films is constantly used silver Scotch..."
Probably the choice in favor of the silver scotch fell out of aesthetic considerations :) Otherwise I imagine as in any movie Angelina Jolie glue her mouth with a transparent scotch and her puffy lips erotically float under it :)

iskL: Note: if you don't catch the phone, you decided to call your best friend from the husband's phone, and on the screen shines "Sergey Gennadyevich - Compy" - it's for divorce.

When you see what’s following you on the Google search bar, you forget what you were looking for :)

I went home yesterday and went through a drama. Theatre...
A 10-year-old girl travels with her mother. I hear from her the question - "mama and what is a drama. The Theatre? Are you playing the game?"
0_o...and we were also called a generation of dissidents...

After the return of our admin from the outgoing corporation:

The last thing I remember is playing bowling, throwing the ball out of my head!! to

Recently I have a habit of responding to unclear phrases - bla bla bla. I recently visited a friend. I got back and I got a message:
"You can rub your hands.
Alice (daughter) on my attempts to raise her answer me BLA BLA BLA!!!and "

The nuclear icebreaker "Soviet Union" will be restored by 2014.

Remove the first two words and quotes... as it sounds, a!

There will always be someone who will treat you the same way you once did to someone else.
Fuck me, someone is fucking =(

This is how you eat your own sausage, so you grind it deliciously, and here is a bowl of pearls! Can you fuck the bonus?
Action: Find a pearl in the dryer and collect a bracelet!A prize for the car!
A collar of broken teeth.

That year I dressed all the leopard and was a panther.
Bleat, was it only my brain that exploded from this phrase?

My husband and I are doing repairs. He worked all weekends, he painted clay. I came home tired in the evening, sat quietly in another room with a magazine she opened a bottle of her favorite beer. The husband in the break between the gluing and the lubrication looked at me and, seeing what I was doing, suggested for the fullness of the picture to include football for me.

The xxx:
I watched movies on Skype online.

YYYY :
Are you watching movies on Skype? 😉

The xxx:
We all looked at ourselves.)

The xxx:
Just in the same second.

YYYY :
The Twenty-first Century

I will not meet with a foolish and uneducated walker.
yyy: the uneducated is written together with two n :-P

Most of them turned into pigs by driving. In many countries where I was driving I did the same test. It was rebuilt in the DLT Stream - turned on the turntable and counted how many cars would pass before someone gave up the road. In Western Europe 2-3, in the Czech Republic - 3-5, in Poland and Belarus 5-7, in Kiev - 20-30. In Moscow, by turning on the turntable, you look like a debil-colonel, showing the enemy an offensive plan - a number of cars will crumble, leaving 50 cm between the bumpers, so that you do not get there even if you run on foot.

There is a guy in the gift department, it is apparent that he does not know what to choose. And he decided to ask the seller’s advice (a cute 25-year-old girl).
Asks: "Imagine you are my girlfriend, what would you like to get from me as a gift?"
She looked at him so selectively, and thoughtfully said, “A piece of soap and a rope.”

She works as a shit salesman, and it’s the same.
What a grandmother went...

Ai: Don't misunderstand me, you're cool, beautiful and smart and you can fuck with you, but friends from year to year help me overcome problems with people suitable for your description, and that's why that 50% of the salary is put in the left side of the table with the tag "Drink with friends"

My mother is wearing parachutes.
Well and how?
I did not complain)
Did not succeed...

Tell me, what is love?
The name