You’ve never noticed that Mr. Krabs is selling Crabs Burgers.
XXX: And he uses them himself.
XXX: And no one in the underwater world is embarrassed by this.
Yyy: I have always doubted the moral values of crabs.

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Yyy: Bongzhou, mon am. by Saba Been
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XXX: Go to it.

Alexander: Do you say flowers, perfumes, diamonds? And my friend gave me a server) This is a romance.)

From Skype
XXX: I get it all
xxx: to sleep
xxx: to sleep
Yyy: burned so burned that nervous it)

I take the phone and usually the first thing instead of ‘Allo’ is to name the city I am in. I spent two weeks in Surgut, another week in Khanty-Mansiysk. He went back to Rostov. I arrived at night and went to sleep immediately. The call. I sleep with a phone.
"Su.. Haaa... Blah, haaa haaa... Rostov."
There was silence at the end of the wire. The short slides. )

Why do you want to become our employee?
YYY: Because other such idiots to go to work for the coins you’re offering in your rotten shell, you’ll find it!
XXX You are accepted!

I decided to send a friend to Vladivostok for the new year a fun postcard, like under the old. Imagining her surprise and joy, I sit in the room with a whirlwind on my face and warm up a burner in a tablespoon. The door opens, the mother enters and with the words of “O God” she fails. and ((

Hard work in the store.
I work in a bookstore, an uncle-ambal comes in with my neck like a frog. And in general, the ninth century recalled... the wild looks around (have you gotten there? This is for the office here.
I ask what interests and I hear the immortal:
You have books for! The shark? and (!)

Yesterday on the occasion of the arrival in our office of some unknown purpose delegation from Chelyabinsk on the wall board appeared a message about the socialist Saturday on a voluntary basis. It looked like this: "A delegation from Chelyabinsk is coming to us tomorrow! In order not to hit the face with dirt (in all respects), today we all clean our tables so that there is nothing extra on them! No need to do it!"
A few more words in the same spirit.
A delegation arrives. We have everything clean, drained, no shit, so as not to hit the dirt in the face.
And the inscription from the board is not sturdy.
Like the idiots.

I will do this tonight, my wife will not go to our little child 3 months
Can you ask, in honor of whom did you call your son Zmes?

Q: Can you kill me?
See also: Kaishna for the money. payment in advance)
Q: For a million dollars?
Oh, where am I so much? and less))
XHH: for how much?
I don’t understand, is this a real proposal?
XHH: for how much?
Do we trade? How much do you want to die for? and ;)
HH: How much is it?
You are free of charge.

Serwak needs to be grounded urgently, he is beating me with a static!
N: It is he who drives you away!

News just rust, in Donetsk exploded morga: there are no dead and injured

Philip Kirkorov on the cover of the magazine "Telenedel" for 7-13 November 2011: "Top me useless - unsubmerged".

I even respected him somehow: this is what courage to have - to admit to the whole country that as a human being you are a complete shit...

As a child, I had a strange habit of not getting on the wires. The current will stop flowing.
Many years have passed, I received a diploma of the izhiner, for some time worked as an admin. But I don’t get on the wires anyway. and :)

When drinking stopped, the world changed.
Everything is around fucking! and c)

d0lboiob: Something annoys me about the last sentence in his letter...
S is!What did he write?
d0lboiob: “If the alternative, better... I generally consider the second system to be relevant. There are good options for calculating the remaining goods.”
S is!: And what?
d0lboiob: And now, children, read the first letters of each word...

I watched some anime, where the brother met his sister, they fell in love with each other, but they could not have sex, because it was incest, moral foundations, all the business... So the whole anime continued, and in the end they slept. This is )))
WOW: You just described the plot 70% of all anime in the world *rofl*

I don’t drink every Friday.
You just don’t remember them all!

XXX: I went to photography. It has seven horizons.