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[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65966
 22.06.2012
The U.S. is going to attack the Sun if the nuclear reactions do not stop there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65965
 22.06.2012
Oleg
Please offer something to listen when time comes.
by 19:31:01

Nicholas
You are who you are.
by 19:32:19

Oleg
If you can’t, I’ll introduce myself.
I am a guy for 20 years. Right radical, in the subculture of the Goth, in the sign of the Zadiak deva.
I play with keys, fight with throwing knives, program.
by 19:38:16

Nicholas
You are normal boy.
by 19:38:39
What to say

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65964
 22.06.2012
Unfortunately, he played Arshavin.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65963
 22.06.2012
Which posture do you like in sex?? to
This is a secret covered in darkness!! to
I mean, I am a cancer ?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65962
 22.06.2012
My new job - how can I judge after three days? I know nothing, I know nothing! There is no heat, there is no place to sit.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65961
 22.06.2012
>>>...he met on the way a man with a huge dog chao-chao...

Chao Chao is a very friendly Italian dog.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65960
 22.06.2012
The C Forum:
I need 3 litre pots... I borrowed 13 balloons from a neighbor, now I need to give them. Maybe who doesn’t know where to put them... I can take them... The child has grown up, it’s time for conservation.
YYYY: Do you let your kids conserve?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65959
 22.06.2012
Xapac_2: All initiatives that collect 100,000 authorized signatures on the Internet will be considered by the federal parliament.

Hefest: It seems to me that the parliament will first have to consider proposals to lick the rosette, drink poison and move to Bobruisk

Rie: You mean the bills "On Ensuring the Energy Supply of End Consumers", "On Strengthening the Control of the Circulation of Potent Drugs" and "On the Transfer of the Capital of the Russian Federation"? and :-)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65958
 22.06.2012
From the community:

Question: Please advise literature and works that help to stop hating people, help to find spiritual harmony and become a pofigist.
Answer: "Statute of the Guard and Guard Service".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65957
 22.06.2012
xxx: the grass is blue, the sky is green, the sea is yellow.
I love China.
RR: What’s so specific to you?
My wife and I ordered some fish at the restaurant. Fish is not simple, but poisonous.
Chinese nurse injects anti-toxin
XXX: I am lying down.
All the drug addicts in the world envy me.
XXX is free! At the restaurant, I lie in a vip-palate with sea view.
XXX: In the next three days, the glutes will come to me and I’ll catch the catch.
RR: And when the breakout starts again, the fish must be eaten, right?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65956
 22.06.2012
Talk to a girl (D)
I: When you go to the store for mayonnaise, there is only one hidden danger. and beer!! to
D: Oh yes of course! What about shoes?? to
D: Toughened beer
Compared to shoes
I: Well, shoes are harder to find next to mayonnaise
D: Possibly and
But for the angry dog... not a hook.

[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65955
 22.06.2012
The question of the "absolutely impossible" flight of the hammer
To the question of circumnavigated helicopters and shrimp helicopters.

The phenomenon of this insect is still completely unstudied. In fact, with their
> physical data it makes something absolutely impossible.

When will you learn to google before you declare something like that?
From the same Wikipedia:
There is a widespread belief that from the point of view of aerodynamics, hamsters cannot fly. Shmel cannot fly according to the aerodynamics equations used in calculating the lifting force of aircraft. Insect flights occur at completely different Reynolds numbers (similarity coefficient) than aircraft flights.
If you compare the hamster with an airplane, whose wings are immovable, the area of the wings of the insect relative to volume and body weight would not allow it to rise from the ground when displaced. But the hammer would be more accurately compared to a helicopter: in the insect, each of the two rear wings is connected to the front wings by a series of tiny hooks that cling to the pulling edge of the front wings. This mechanism forms a sharring node, sufficiently flexible along its longitudinal axis. With each swing, the ends of the wings describe the "eight", creating air spirals along the length of the wings. These spirals provide sufficient lifting force for the body of the hammer and its flight.

Stop composting people’s brains.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65954
 22.06.2012
My friend's daddy and mom were at a visit with my grandmother.Grandmother gave them two chickens.Here they go home.Papa carries these chickens in a pack.Mom asks:
Is it hard with chickens?
It is hard, but when everyone is at work, it seems like nothing.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65953
 22.06.2012
After disassembling, cleaning and assembling the mouse, I came to the conclusion that some dirt had its functions.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №65952
 22.06.2012
From the comments in JJ:

DDoD is UGU. I was so once driving in thoughtfulness (think, with a stone face:)), and some cute young man wished to meet. I asked what she thought about. So I didn't get out of thought and honestly answered - why I have so much gonorrhea this month.
The young man stumbled.and :)
And I really thought - whether the diagnostic set of lies, whether the reagents are dirty, or whether the people are so sick (I was working as a laboratory practitioner at the diagnosis).

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65951
 22.06.2012
xxx:the most economical volga in calculation at Miha
yyyy :))
xxx: there it produces fuel on the 5 transmission)))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65950
 22.06.2012
I’ve noticed that I don’t have any normal friends at all. All my friends are fucking fucking.
I am and I?
Q. You are the leader of the list.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65949
 22.06.2012
<xxx>: the cat came to the cat here on the balcony
<xxx>: I have tried more accurately
<xxx>: jumped Natasha into a box with flowers and with the box so and left
<xxx>: played in the box shorter

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65948
 22.06.2012
The shadow bought the pellets. brought home. with a precise smooth movement opened the packaging, poured everything into a plate and poured boiling water>_<

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65947
 22.06.2012
by Ian:
I don’t think it’s a bad thing to do in the city.) the main thing is to find some prospect and think found :DDD

by Elizabeth :
Do you mean you are there entirely?

by Ian:
Meaning yes

by Elizabeth :
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by Ian:
and Lisa! Travelling by trolley bus 7 rubles!!! The Seven!! to

by Elizabeth :
Fuck, are you in the past?

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