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Oh, you are a school ahead of his time:

MahmudS: A few years ago there was a team from Kazakhstan in the KVN Higher League, and they had a joke:
- good, on the hands, profit divided in half, 50% by 50%.
I want 70 percent!
Okay, then 70% to 70%.

Kazakhstan - jokes ahead of time :)

At the top, on Carlson’s doorstep, ten red blades lay in a row. They looked very appetizing.
“And I paid for them honestly,” Carlson boasted. We will divide them equally, seven for you and seven for me.
It won’t happen, the boy rejected. Seven and seven is fourteen, and we only have ten plugs.
In response, Carlson hurriedly placed seven plugs in the hill.
“Here are my ones, I’ve already taken them,” he said and covered the mouthpiece with his swollen pen. It’s stupid in schools now. But I do not intend to suffer because of that. We’ll take seven pieces, as I said – my here."

point switcher useful advice:
"punto switcher can show useful tips..."

Everything is in the chest ?
Those who are in the desert meet on the 31st, there where Učkuдук, at the second well.
The fourth barhan on the left, there is blurred.

From an interview with Evgeny Khasheridi after the match with Israeli McKabi:

Remember your actions in the episode before removal?
“I grabbed the opponent behind the neck and pulled him away... I honestly didn’t think the referee would give me a red card. Now I will know.

The rules of football can only be learned on the field.

Patient, go to the bandage. You don’t have the gips on that leg.

What does a girl mean after a 9 year absence when she asks;
Hi, how is it?
It’s a shit, I’ve been out for two hours.

Why does Santa Claus put sweets in his socks and Santa under the tree?
Because Russian children will never eat sweets from socks!

Comments Off on First! Star Craft on one of the popular trailers
- "people and how to configure the game I have all huge how to fit under the resolution of my monitor 1920x1080..."

I almost cried, the word...</p>

I am a girl for a million!
I don’t sleep with prostitutes.

I decided to do something pleasant yesterday. I go under the blanket and start) a minute later, this fool stretches the blanket and says, "I am bored there alone.

Everyone sleeps in pyjamas with Superman, and Superman sleeps in pyjamas with Chuck Norris.

Miss Lav: It’s a pity that you broke up. They were such a harmonious couple.
Shirt by AHA. The most romantic moment of our short life together was when he walked around the bedroom at night in shorts and socks, explaining to me what a disc defragmentation is. I was sitting naked in bed trying to make a smart face.

You got your new year’s randevou. I have not gathered anywhere and I will not go.

The snow.

What is a broken cave? It’s when you’re about to sneeze and you’re shot.

Not so scary hungry cat and unleavened flowers as their poorly wasted mistress.

It’s just like seeds – until you get fresh you won’t start working :)

xxx: today was at our admin, I saw on the table in the mountains of the chlam sheet, all written with the phrase "Hello world". He was writing a penny like that.

27 of December. and Siberia. by Mr Kyzyl. Late afternoon private house. I went to sleep with my wife. I feel the bed trembling, I open my eyes - jop, the whole house shakes - an earthquake! We go down from the second floor with my wife and get up in the doorway. I see, and she has things in her hands (see the most valuable to save decided) - a cell phone old and two socks: one wool, the other ordinary, blue...

I watched a nice video about the cat beggar, decided to see what in the comments.
I was broken by the best comment "He is not comparable to the creator of Wikipedia"=)))
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