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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55764
 31.10.2011
xxx: Thank you, Irishka, it is nice to feel testosterone in the blood instead of formaline.=)

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55763
 31.10.2011
I have a best friend in general.
Sometimes when you are lazy to write "hear bro"-we write "sush bro", usually the answer is kind of "su"-like I hear.
I confused the windows, sent the director general - referral, what are you busy with?
The answer came, I don’t ssu I sign papers at all and offended smiley...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55762
 31.10.2011
I go for my nephew to the kindergarten. I walk past the children’s playground. There are two seven-year-old boys. The dialogue:
That’s the fucking thing at home.
Serena, look at how well I broke up!
You cry about me, I cry about you, I cry about you, and you cry about me.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55761
 31.10.2011
xxx: I want to paint
YYY: What is bothering you?
XXX: The Hands
YYY: cut them off

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55760
 31.10.2011
Explanation to the topic on One-Eye: " Funny pets. (Publish only your photos)"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №55759
 31.10.2011
You’ve been here for a long time, but you still come here a few times a day?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55758
 31.10.2011
Wedding (22:49:28 30/10/2011)
As usual, my mom is asleep and I am lying down.
Anjuta (22:49:36 30/10/2011)
Same kind of shit.
Anjuta (22:49:43 30/10/2011)
It smells like hunting.
Anjuta (22:49:50 30/10/2011)
Variety What
Anjuta (22:49:54 30/10/2011)
Maybe the dog ?
Wedding (22:49:57 30/10/2011)
Ogo
Wedding (22:50:15 30/10/2011)
Is Mom Sleeping? Does the dog cook?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55757
 31.10.2011
We sit in the office. The girl is so innocent.
You have a Bulgarian.
We are not, of course, tough guys, but keeping a Bulgarian in the server room is not a comilfo.
There is home. I answered – Why you?
Then the knife got stuck.
Secondary confusion
Can I bring you a circle of bread? Drill tea to prevent.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №55756
 01.11.2011
Q: What is the difference between a straight and a point?
Is it a round point?! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55755
 01.11.2011
Yesterday was a scandal again. (
YYY: About the matter?
He doesn’t understand how much I love him, and why should I be silent?


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55754
 01.11.2011
In the modern society, ruined by the Internet, you need to keep the language clean, be polite, and send off-the-top with a little bit of water.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55753
 01.11.2011
Yes, all British scientists are a miserable mold, so is the matter of great Ukrainian doctors! Literally today, they suddenly discovered an empty soul, a pattern! are ready? It turns out amputated limbs in humans do not grow!!! It is shock! What a...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55752
 01.11.2011
by 13:27
I am generally very concerned. I will not marry you, I will not allow you to fall in love. find a new lover - and you are finally saved

by 13:29
Thank you for saving me from the sexy, delicious, slim blonde ?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55751
 01.11.2011
Doggy-Style online store Clothes for animals.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55750
 01.11.2011
XXX is
You know what I noticed?
XXX is
If you say "I am stupid"
XXX is
Soon she succeeds.
YYY
) is
XXX is
I am really stupid.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55749
 01.11.2011
The first thing I need to do when I eat from my parents - et inet
Googling as a cooker

[ + 53 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55748
 31.10.2011
Osyris: My little girl came, ask for help with English. I sit writing to him, and here the task "compil proposals with the words Kenny\short\hat"... I can’t stand up, I’m waiting for the results of the check))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №55747
 31.10.2011
Jealous of the guys who have everything through their ass.

[ + 67 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55746
 31.10.2011
XXX: I enjoy the spectacle. The husband throws caramels to the cat, and in pursuit of them he flies the doors and corners. Both are happy like elephants. One 37, another one and a half. I think, maybe it wasn’t worth getting married, but just having another cat?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55745
 31.10.2011
Do you know...

That in the box from under the lights enters exactly 6 connectors rj-45.

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