From the site on the choice of laptop:
The error 2. Laptop for all occasions
A typical mistake by which I immediately recognize the missing user is a set of confusing wishes "I want a 17 inch home laptop to sometimes take with me, very powerful, with a large capacity battery. It’s very easy, I sometimes take it. And up to $1000!" For some reason, the desire to purchase a laptop by default is reduced to catching rabbits - a device is needed for all cases of life.
It is noteworthy that by purchasing a car, no one requires it to drive at a speed of 300 km / h, cross rivers, extinguish fires and carry bars, accommodate a division of soldiers and withstand the direct impact of a 60-caliber projectile.

It is more than my heart.
It’s worse than jumping from the roof.
It is louder than the cry of the angry.
But much quieter than the whisper of a crushed mouse.
This is what everyone has been looking for all their lives.
To find, to lose, to find again.
This is what in a white fate with a wicked oskar
In the white light
I am talking about the mother-in-law.

Yesterday my wife and I went to the theater and heard in the bus a conversation between two ladies:
I went to Denver today.
Oh, and I can’t tolerate all these shit, they’re ugly, they’re whispering, fu!
I also don’t know what to look at!

She is with us again! Mandarin skin next to the computer!

This day in Russia will be remembered as the day of "Rebellion of the Clock". When half an hour in the house showed one time, and the other half a different time.

Those over the carpets who do not have them. of jealousy.

Comments under the video where to have fun a small, hairy puppy:
What a cute rabbit. ?
This is not a rabbit, it is a puppy.
Captain Jasen Hui in the case.

The motor: Hi! to meet?
Irene: Hello to you! Sorry, you don’t have a motorcycle there. It is :)

i: I think I’m getting black magician now.
J: And I think you’re a racist and you’ll kill a black magician just because he’s black.
I: Moreover, I will kill him with a white magician.

She: fucking, I am marrying so much, fucking something, I have to throw it away.
He: Let me if you look at me again, it will pass away from you, if I am with you, I will be cunilingus.
Okay, okay, we have agreed.
He is blue

XXX: Are you still alive?
YYY : Yes!
That’s the same shit all the time :(

Telephone explodes the brain.
This aboriginal is called Nambata. We asked why. He replied "Because my wife is named Namba Wang"

In the company, there were cases discussed in medicine.
And from an unexpected prostate massage, the heart can stop.
Yyy: Well, about stopping - hz, but it dies - surely!

Stop scaring everyone at the end of the world, no one is afraid. Scare the end of the internet and people will start to be scared!

You are a crapper!
I prefer to consider myself a man capable of reasonable and reasonable compromises for the sake of sex and bounty.

XXX is Hi. Here is a need for advice: how can a cat wash off machine oil?

Talk about Halloween.
A: How it is described.
...
You have to dress up, take a bowl and scream trick or treat!! to
In the sense of "give sweets or scare"!!! to
A: It seems like our hologram is Halloween all year round.

What are your plans for today? :)
I: generally no))) except sitting down and depressing in front of the moniker))
She: Do you want to be depressed in front of Monica during a long minet?
I have not raised the mood so much yet.

Why don’t you enjoy new things?
Because it is a specialty.

XXX: What’s the mood?
YYY: Yeah, I was joking with you yesterday. The ball at the end. Choose me or your toys.
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