Sleeping alone is boring.
I don’t know, find someone.
I have no one to sleep with. Except for the crocodile.
With the crocodile is, sorry, zoophilia.
He is rubber!
Now the PPS has done it! :D

Antoshka22: Well, Wayne doesn’t start much big...
d0lboiob: Fuck your debate about Wein.
d0lboiob: I have a partner here launched Photoshop under Debian for a dispute with admin, using some libraries that do not work with Macintosh under the wire (found somewhere the possibility of connecting the account of what the niches are), now it can not configure the work of some filters, but the Photoshop itself works perfectly.
d0lboiob: Admin is fired tomorrow Fuck the dispute.

(from one chat)
XXX: I connected your ups utyug!

Take the keys from the apartment.
Where is the money? ?
No, not from ours.

About the lake in Semipalatinsk:
How beautiful it is, this lake! And it doesn’t matter that it might be radioactive. It may not be.
YYY: Then YUCH MUST be standing and MUST NOT be.
Zzzz: The main thing is not to stand by and look at you.

xxx: heard news - thieves broke into the doom today
Yyy: ah, and then apologized for the late and sat down.

I found the desired product in the online store "3 rhinoceros". I have been told on the phone how to find them.
Who will I ask when I will come?
We’re just three here, we’re waiting for you.

I sit here and think I’ve talked to a rhinoceros.

There are several dialects in modern Russian buildings:
low construction (he is also Tajik);
Incomprehensible low construction (it is also Chinese);
construction (he is also Russian, up to 50% of Russian mat);
construction cultural (he is also Russian, up to 75% of Russian mat, the mandatory use of the place name "You" and the smelted little);
Construction professional (he is also Moldovan);
construction high (it is also Russian, with the use of foreign mat up to 80%);
Structural highly professional (no matter what language, from 98% Russian mat, is usually used for raising iron concrete boards to large heights, if the lifting crane does not cope with the load)

Dialogue in ICQ
XXX: How was the day?
YYY: Tax, Sberbank and Postal.
XXX I have sympathy.

A student stole a tractor and sold it to the police.

When Hohol was born, the Jew was crying.

...
She said she spent the best years of my life on me.
Sander: Well... if she admits that these were the best years of her life – you can say that the claims to you are at least inappropriate.

Russia is a country where Zhou lives when he is dead, and Huff is dead when he is alive.

Lenin is so young.

Yes, the participants of this weekend! Admit who photographed a naked black-haired woman on my iPad!
Isn’t it me???? to
No, no is Ir. She has a very big chest))))))) I am sorry
YYY: The Fuck!!!!! to

I am a genius!
– to?
Instead of constantly putting on the tea and remembering it when the water has already cooled, I once poured out the thermos, which provided me with hot tea for the whole evening.
You can’t fix...

Composition of EGE victims in five years:
Sadly looking out the window and the battery from boredom, I crocoded on my palm a little bread. Entropy on bread I thoughtfully crocoded also cheese.

XXX: I went there. I don’t understand anything, but it’s interesting.
My cat has the same reaction when you talk to her.

Ashley: The entire pornography industry is running on boys and everyone is happy. But it was worth, fucking, to write and remove one unfortunate Twilight and that’s all! Shaker to Heaven! The girls allowed themselves something interesting for their specific nature. How can they look at that shit?“" Rise up, rise up, rise up, rise up. Everyone has to meet their needs. = = (

What kind of dress do you want for your wedding?
yyy: the costume of the godmother in the period of marriage
YYY: with an unshakable head

We sit with friends in the park on the bench. A drunk guy approaches us and asks my friend, “Are you smoking?” and he answers, “I smoke, but there are no cigarettes.” And the drunk takes a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket, stretches a friend and says, "Bery."

and Elena:
There were two rules at the beginning.
Do you remember those pavilions?
and Elena:
They were immutable.
Not to lie, not to betray.
by Nikita:
I did not betray.
and Elena:
I did not lie.