Cinderella rushed to the ball. It was five and eleven, and the raised horses were carried all over the pit. Suddenly, the horse turned into a rat, the mouse into a mouse, and the gold chariot into a pumpkin. Someone turned the clock to summer time.

Zzz: He is so fucking that on the "physical-culture-salut" he answers "truly!"

I thought... for inets already as for the dose we pay)))) a little late already breaks)))

I always knew that under the word "man's responsibility" women mean complete and unambiguous submission to themselves, fulfillment of their desires. Even if it’s a simple trick she won’t remember tomorrow. A man must do it! For example, what a man wants, he can forget, buried forever... offensive.
Before the wedding, all the girls are so gentle, kind, understanding. As soon as Mendelssohn sounded like that!
NATO does not know that the main tyranny is not in Libya, but at home!
WOW: I repeat again: take the child out of the kindergarten and go home! No friends and no beer.

I: Dear... I am pregnant. I have a pregnancy test under my nose.
He: Strange... It’s dry and doesn’t smell at all.

M: Girl, how old are you?
There will be 35
M is oh! You look so young!
As long as I am 15.

Judging by the sounds coming out of the pipe, a colleague sitting next to it advises on corporate law, and they in response cheerfully shout under the sounds of a bullshit.

Camper-1(06:10)>aga..burn such forums. I once read this one -) I sucked him for half an hour, my jaw still hurts, and he didn't say thank you.. left and didn't call! And advice on how to get revenge.)

Karoche, Ui, Izda and Jiggura.
yyyy:Oksan, you are like an adult girl - right to write shit shit D**rd

XXX: When you’re going to be operated for the second time, it’s always worse. You know what the consequences are =(
YYY: Well, when you want to remove appendicitis for the second time...

I went to smoke on the balcony. The balcony is common, everyone smokes.
On the balcony stands and smokes a very beautiful girl and talks on the phone. Well, I think, now I will agree, I will meet, I will hear the dialogue:
And he is? mmm...
And she is? mmm...
Oh well you!! to

The desire to get acquainted immediately disappeared.

Shishkin: And what do you think, if Boris stops drinking, they and Lola will divorce?

Zinger: I think if Boris stops drinking, they will finally meet Lola.

Go to sleep.
I: Fuck where in the bed
Katya: This is not Katya! Katya didn’t eat the cake right in bed in the morning.
Why did I "not eat" in bed?
Katya: Because I didn’t wake up in a bad mood and didn’t fight the stress with the pancakes.
I: Here’s what details are not revealed!

I wanted to study cosmetology. But my mom forbade, she said "she ran away! We have not yet put out any prostitutes’ pimples!" So I got into the photography.
Is Mom satisfied?
XXX: Where is it? Now I "smash every prostitutes acne in photoshop!".

When I first made a minet in my life, my boyfriend had a kaspersky update on the whole room. Since I started having oral sex, I have had uncontrollable attacks of laughter. The guy is very upset. =(
(with Kilimaplis)

ORT, "Control Procurement":
A resident of Kemerovo bought a rye from the future. On the package was the date of the day not yet arrived."
It was sent to destroy John Connor.><

Nikita
Hi to
by 22:28:30

Ekaterina
Congratulations 😉
22:35:01

Nikita
How are you?
by 23:12:56

Ekaterina
Okay how are you? You are normal too. You missed me, when will we meet?
by 23:33:19

Nikita
Go out for me o_o

c) Padyshka

XX: The conversation yesterday turned out to be cool... Added an unknown guy on the ass - hello, as a matter...
I asked what I looked like, what color my eyes, hair, all that.
I asked how big my chest was. I answered that when weighing 95 kg of small breasts there is no %)))
And something he is silent now...HD

xxx: Only one call... 15 minutes of conversation... and a smile on the face is all night...))))))
Peterson has called.

XXX: Does the cat live with you?
YYY: Yes, he doesn’t let the bandage take off.
yyy: walks all the time
YYY: with bands
xxx: prudent) type wounded in combat, should women-cats like
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