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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55824
 02.11.2011
Cinderella rushed to the ball. It was five and eleven, and the raised horses were carried all over the pit. Suddenly, the horse turned into a rat, the mouse into a mouse, and the gold chariot into a pumpkin. Someone turned the clock to summer time.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55823
 02.11.2011
Zzz: He is so fucking that on the "physical-culture-salut" he answers "truly!"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55822
 02.11.2011
I thought... for inets already as for the dose we pay)))) a little late already breaks)))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №55821
 02.11.2011
I always knew that under the word "man's responsibility" women mean complete and unambiguous submission to themselves, fulfillment of their desires. Even if it’s a simple trick she won’t remember tomorrow. A man must do it! For example, what a man wants, he can forget, buried forever... offensive.
Before the wedding, all the girls are so gentle, kind, understanding. As soon as Mendelssohn sounded like that!
NATO does not know that the main tyranny is not in Libya, but at home!
WOW: I repeat again: take the child out of the kindergarten and go home! No friends and no beer.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55820
 02.11.2011
I: Dear... I am pregnant. I have a pregnancy test under my nose.
He: Strange... It’s dry and doesn’t smell at all.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55819
 02.11.2011
M: Girl, how old are you?
There will be 35
M is oh! You look so young!
As long as I am 15.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55818
 02.11.2011
Judging by the sounds coming out of the pipe, a colleague sitting next to it advises on corporate law, and they in response cheerfully shout under the sounds of a bullshit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55817
 02.11.2011
Camper-1(06:10)>aga..burn such forums. I once read this one -) I sucked him for half an hour, my jaw still hurts, and he didn't say thank you.. left and didn't call! And advice on how to get revenge.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55816
 02.11.2011
Karoche, Ui, Izda and Jiggura.
yyyy:Oksan, you are like an adult girl - right to write shit shit D**rd

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55815
 02.11.2011
XXX: When you’re going to be operated for the second time, it’s always worse. You know what the consequences are =(
YYY: Well, when you want to remove appendicitis for the second time...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55814
 02.11.2011
I went to smoke on the balcony. The balcony is common, everyone smokes.
On the balcony stands and smokes a very beautiful girl and talks on the phone. Well, I think, now I will agree, I will meet, I will hear the dialogue:
And he is? mmm...
And she is? mmm...
Oh well you!! to

The desire to get acquainted immediately disappeared.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55813
 02.11.2011
Shishkin: And what do you think, if Boris stops drinking, they and Lola will divorce?

Zinger: I think if Boris stops drinking, they will finally meet Lola.

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55812
 01.11.2011
Go to sleep.
I: Fuck where in the bed
Katya: This is not Katya! Katya didn’t eat the cake right in bed in the morning.
Why did I "not eat" in bed?
Katya: Because I didn’t wake up in a bad mood and didn’t fight the stress with the pancakes.
I: Here’s what details are not revealed!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55811
 01.11.2011
I wanted to study cosmetology. But my mom forbade, she said "she ran away! We have not yet put out any prostitutes’ pimples!" So I got into the photography.
Is Mom satisfied?
XXX: Where is it? Now I "smash every prostitutes acne in photoshop!".

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №55810
 01.11.2011
When I first made a minet in my life, my boyfriend had a kaspersky update on the whole room. Since I started having oral sex, I have had uncontrollable attacks of laughter. The guy is very upset. =(
(with Kilimaplis)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55809
 01.11.2011
ORT, "Control Procurement":
A resident of Kemerovo bought a rye from the future. On the package was the date of the day not yet arrived."
It was sent to destroy John Connor.><

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55808
 01.11.2011

Nikita
Hi to
by 22:28:30

Ekaterina
Congratulations ?
22:35:01

Nikita
How are you?
by 23:12:56

Ekaterina
Okay how are you? You are normal too. You missed me, when will we meet?
by 23:33:19

Nikita
Go out for me o_o

c) Padyshka

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №55807
 01.11.2011
XX: The conversation yesterday turned out to be cool... Added an unknown guy on the ass - hello, as a matter...
I asked what I looked like, what color my eyes, hair, all that.
I asked how big my chest was. I answered that when weighing 95 kg of small breasts there is no %)))
And something he is silent now...HD

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55806
 01.11.2011
xxx: Only one call... 15 minutes of conversation... and a smile on the face is all night...))))))
Peterson has called.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55805
 01.11.2011
XXX: Does the cat live with you?
YYY: Yes, he doesn’t let the bandage take off.
yyy: walks all the time
YYY: with bands
xxx: prudent) type wounded in combat, should women-cats like
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