The ethnographic expedition. The Iron Discipline. The first-eaters go in the evening to wash with the locals in the bathroom in order to establish contact. The leader is just forbidding them.), but with the following hint: return at 24.00, not to drink, and most importantly - will be local (will, will be!) When we ask about our girls, the answer should be clear: our girls are not filmed (that’s all we missed!) is
It is necessary to say that the guys did not return at midnight, but at 2 o'clock at night, pumped by the hospitality of the local sameon. joyfully that the contact with the local established, exhibits in the university museum
It will be immeasurable. And they that the locals were really interested (well, you looked like in the water!) Our girls, for which they were categorically declared (you have to comply with at least some orders of the bosses!“Our daughters are not alien, they are not alien, they are not alien. The response of the locals was simply shocked by the hospitality that remained in the depths: "Men, don't worry, we will fit your bodies!“”

noticed? Advertising “Sweet Couple”
It has long since disappeared from TV screens.
You won’t see her in 12 years.)

When I am at work, the phone is usually taken by my daughter (D), 14 years old. Once she said that we are called home every week by people from the dairy factory (Z), who were actually calling the store. Once they had a conversation.
A: Hello, this is a milk factory on order.
Q: Do you call the store?
A: Yes, but where did I get?
A: In the morse. Do not call anymore, otherwise customers are scared to call.
No calling for a month.

If you think all men are goats, check whether you are stupid.

The Rambler News.
Title: "Income from Russian deposits went on the rise"

The first comment:
Income from Russian deposits went on the rise.
Flight from Sheremetyevo.Flight Moscow-London.

A great way to dispose of excess alcohol-containing liquids for non-drinking teachers and their families:
Take two liters of cognac, add a tablespoon of Fairy "Sweet lemon". We put it all in a glass washer.
The glass washer on ethanol is much better than the isopropyl, which is now sold: it has a less sharp smell, does not form blurry divides on the glass, and the glass washer on cognac itself has a pleasant smell, even without odor. A freezing temperature of about -30 is sufficient for Moscow.

c group "Our Radio" from VKontakte:

Pavel Chuev 13:45:45, 28 October 2011
Oh, on the car Oka in the pond flew with a companion, beautifully so, from the breakout, and I always thought that the car drowns like in the movies, slowly, and no eye drowned instantly.

Igor Tarhanov 13:53:51, October 28, 2011
The eye is not shit.)

I have teeth :(
XH: O_O
I went to the dentist and he said it was bad.
Fuck, I thought...

Interview with Antonio Banderas:

Why did you decide to make a movie about the cat? Why not a donkey? Or here in "Shrek", for example, there was an interesting character - a depressed spider.
Probably because the producers decided that my secondary character... has brilliant prospects to become a star! Because everybody loves cats.

Those who haven’t booked a table yet, hurry!There are very few free tables!! to
If you don’t have a table, you’ll get in.
No, they will not be allowed in. Entrance only with tables.

Don’t talk to a child like a child if you don’t want him to talk to you like a marasmatic in 40 years.

in connection with the appearance of the malicious service of operators "the subscriber appeared in the network" it is also time for them to enter a notice "the subscriber appeared money on the account"(

I sit and talk to my husband:
Do you do nothing there for a while?
My muscles shrink.
Where are they then?
I don't know, maybe there's a hole somewhere, it's down.
My husband (also gladly cries): I even know where!

The Scorpion. 28 October.
This is a great day to speak to a public. Even if you don’t have that in your plans, you can tell a poem loudly and expressively in public transport. The passengers will first cheer, but then you will obviously bear angry applause.

From the guide: "How to sit on a spat".
Extend your legs as far as possible. yet yet! Larger than we have in the picture. The feet are parallel. Transfer the body weight from one leg to the other. If you lose balance, hold on to the floor or dwarf. 10 of repetitions.

From the forum, discuss Battlefield 3:

A lot of bugs, something they missed

Even funny things:
In one of the first missions it was necessary for one of the partners to open the door, and the three run through the door as nothing happened.)
I think they all came.
but here one of them again through the two returns and typically apologizes brother we forgot that you can't do so, knocks the door off the leg and we have fun running on :)

You try to find a recipe for a dish with not expensive ingredients and not difficult in preparation, but you find forever the same:
Take smoked salmon, roasted parmesan cheese, black seeds of pineapple (roasted), a pen from the butt of a polar savage and three eyes of a dragon.

I dreamed of a tiger who attacked me. I came to work, found a dream book on the Internet, I read - the attack of a tiger - an excuse from the management. At this time the director passed by, I saw that I was sitting in a dream room and I got an excuse. fucking

The State Institution. As is often the case with retirees. In principle, not a bad man, but the military past makes sense. It hangs not only the office, but also the computer consumers, and even the periphery. Therefore, somewhere he broke out an ancient booklet on the "EVM", read it to the hole, and strictly demands compliance with the terminology. Now, to get a new mouse from him, you need to write a statement in 2 copies, requesting to issue a "optical manipulator" type of "mouse". Keyboard - a device for text data input, a printer - a device for text data output, a cartridge - a switching unit for text data output, a bulb - a mobile information carrier. You say, the accounting...

My brother, after yesterday.
You got yesterday: “Let’s smoke, the grass is unscathed, let’s smoke again,” and in an hour, in full seriousness, “Oh! Where did you come from?"