From Football Topic

Before the match with Greece, my mother approached me at 60 and asked: son, will our win with Greece? And I tell her that our national team can scatter the Brazilians, and maybe the national fruit and vegetables base No. 5 can lose. She thought, went and put on the Greeks 5k....now he goes to them to rest!...and I sauce!

xxx: I just wanted to fuck him with a crunch?

Yyy: Do horses know how to use the Internet?

Can I judge a fly for what it is? When in my head, I am angry. As well as the pirates. When in silent solitude they do what their souls are to do, who will object? But they organize façade rallies and tie themselves to the lanterns on the shore, dude in dudes, beat in drums and scream so that everyone knows about their temper – somewhat scratching in the point and scratching in the ass. Indeed, they are worse than flies, for flies only occasionally sin on my head, but pidaras try from day to day to gather in the very center of it. The flies are misunderstood, but the pirates are cold-blooded and conscious.
And then I realize that they do not want to watch each other, but all, and forcibly, and mutual sodomy for them is only a pretext and a cause.

“S.N.U.F.F.” by Victor Pelevin

XXX: Recently there was the same situation. I go on the Soviet and here with the Communist on the very intersection, the Honda fit is flying out without giving up the road and stepping away. I became interested, I catch up, I look, the girl is dull and scary, I cut her off, I put the car across the road and ask a question. Pip, why do we do that? She drops the glass and just sends me ))) I say the guy until you get out we'll stand on what she gives the phrase "I'll call my dad ". I say call. He took the phone and briefly explained the situation. After 5 minutes, a taxi came to my dad, a normal uncle, apologized, took her rights, gave me 5 dollars and sat down and they left.
Sss: to you stories to write, storyteller
Why don’t you give 5 pieces? 😉
Zzz: People, what pieces and rubles are you writing about? It is written - tires, that is, hit 5 times and left)))

Dialogue with a friend in the flower shop:
I don’t know how to pay 500 rubles for a plant.
- And 500 rubles per gram of plant - is it, in your opinion, normal? and ;)

From the Toyota Avensis Forum
As soon as you press the gas, there is a noise and someone is holding the car behind the ass until you turn the engine to 3 thousand. Routes, then the norm goes. What do you think why?
WOW: Were there any breaches? Replacing the details?
xxx: Yes, it was nonsense, the native pump burned in the tank and I changed it from the gazelle (most and closer to the porameter approached)
WOW: It is understandable! Now you have "up to 3000. And then it’s up and forth. 😉

The nurse enters the chamber and asks: Do you have cockroaches in the chamber? I answer: Large, medium and small. Which to catch?

Teacher: I will cut your balls.

From a commentary to the film "You"
Rooprect (New York, USA)

Either way, the movie scares you so much that you will have a ass of socks to fear"

From the forum on bird-eating spiders:
If smoking grass in the same room with a spider is not terrible?

The city authorities are already considering the request submitted on June 18 for a rally "Waiting for a bus at the Shcherbinki-II stop".

The purpose of this event is to wait for the bus in the company of unfamiliar citizens and to fulfill the requirements of the new law on rallies, which effectively abolishes Article 31 of the Constitution and violates the general principles of the construction of the legal system of the Russian Federation, allowing criminal punishment for administrative offences.

Site of Dating

About me
I am looking for a worthy, attentive and sensitive man, such as I am.

I rent an apartment to a married couple, check the passport data in the contract. Date of issue of the passport: 21.09.2012. I point to error. Apartment: "Oh, of course it should be 2002". His wife is me: "And how did you realize it was a mistake?"

There are three bodies in the school yard, a man and two girls:
My wife sent me to buy a toilet, and on the way to the store I lost my rights, sold the car and drank))))

From the Football Forum:
We play well in hockey.
My grandmothers sing very well. :)

XX: I am interested in this question.
If Mickey is a mouse, Minnie is a mouse, Donald is a duck. And Daisy and Gufy, if they are all animals and can talk, then why is Pluto just a frog dog?
Did they forget to humanize him?
Or, even worse, does it turn out that Mickey holds a mentally retarded Pluto like a pet?

Vyacheslav: What about telling the sitcuation?) I have not been so trolled for a long time.
Blowing wild :D
What is there
Vicheslav
Pick up: figured music from the window.Finnish myth.and I cook)
Pulled by Pulled by Vote
See also: Lol
Vyacheslav: And here I look out of the window, and there are hoppers under the entrance: "It’s crazy, you’re chao, you’ve heard music so loudly? Didn’t you get to fuck? Let’s get rid of it"
Fuck me :3
I came tired from work.
Apartment 25, 7th floor
See also: Lol
Are you drunk chili?
Vyacheslav: opened the homeophone, well, and continue to wipe the stove
Are they fooling you?
No, listen to it.
Are you not up?
Vyacheslav: They got up shortly after 5 minutes, stood at the entrance door to the common corridor, it was iron, the security was normal. I opened, I opened
And I am standing in shells, truffles, keys and a shovel with a cloth. They have wild poker faces. for a minute (!) Chatta Mummeli was standing.
What do you want to blush?
One of them grit like this: Eeeeeeem...sorry.
And all the crowd fell down quickly.
I was waiting for them a few minutes.
:D
There are no scams 😉
You are a terrible glory with a cloth.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don’t know what to do :D
Toli cry, Toli laughs

Now don’t forget to put it in your wallet.
yyy: put it right away)
XXX is OK
YYY: I'm like you have a flash for 2 months
XXX: The Cat
Xxx: Fuck, it can’t stop to glide.

The whole essence of the phrase "A negative result is also a result" you understand when you do a pregnancy test!

as a council.
"and in the house opposite a beautiful girl bubbles lets) sometimes naked)) need to go to know"

If the bubbles let go, it means that the teeth will soon be cut. And in 5-6 months he will speak.
Better to get acquainted.
Although... some just silent girls prefer)