Bleak: The funniest thing about the zombie apocalypse is how everyone is going to stock up weapons, supplies and hide somewhere, fighting away from the zombie crowd. Yes, 99% will go in the same crowd.

ihaveabomb: so let’s discuss how to capture more brains and not be killed by a shot in the head. Who to choose as a victim, a child or a woman? How to Avoid Death? In a battle with a clearly faster and smarter opponent? When is it better to attack - at night or in the morning? Which part of the brain is more nutritious - the frontal or temporal part?
I want to be a zombie prepared so that some fool will not take my head off the catana on the first night of the zombie apocalypse.

The absence of breasts, to the full extent, provided me with a calm youth :D

Error: a robot dies when a grenade hits it (it is from hitting, not from an explosion) D - a designer, P - a programmer.
D: The programmers broke everything! Why does it happen?! to
P: This is natural! Because the grenade weighs 100 kg! Why did you do it?
D : Yes! Let the grenade sink in the water!
Q: Why does it not drown with normal mass?
D: Because the water density is large! (The primaryMore than mercury
Q: Why is the density so large?! to
Let the wooden boxes swim!
Q: Why are they not swimming?! to
D: Because they weigh 50 kg!
Q: Why such a mass?! to
D: Otherwise they are badly crumbling!

Guest:People of Sori if not in the topic and this is so )) QUESTION through wireless inet viruses and all the rest less on the computer will go or too??What about the wires (cable)? ) is

Fluctuations: of course less
Not all viruses can fly.

xxxh: I don't understand where the underwater: a 40-litre barrel with water is an acky unbearable weight. And a girl 65+ kg - yes, a puppy...

When cheese is made in the house, mice are made. If there are shrimp in the house, then there are cockroaches. And if the house is borst, then the boys are planted.

<Geqsogen> I’ve always said: The human body is a piece of gamma! I just hit it, blue! He fell from three meters - you can still die! He is beautiful as a skill - but as for life... complete shit!!! This is a bit of an unwashed drink... immediately want to die!!!Is it human?! to

One head is good, two is better, but only these two are better.

One of our clients when filling out the questionnaire in the column "place of birth" in full seriousness indicated - birthplace.
Most importantly, you will not argue.

“Daddy, why is it that one person is said to have achieved something?
Has the other man succeeded?
Look at it, son. If you see an apple high on the tree,
If you follow him and destroy him, you have reached him. And if I cut off
The younger brother took an apple from him, so he got it.

We talked about winter tires.
Lips are still heavily destroying the road cover: they tear off pieces of asphalt, rails, marking and lying police officers with their suction.
WOW: And the standing policemen are pulled under the car by the turbulent streams that arise after the sink is removed from the surface?

I generally suspect that official dealers are recruited approximately like this:
I am a fool, I want to work as a waitress.
Good thing, do you have any?
Technical education, or at least high school?
Oh my God, I’m just twice in the bathroom.
I turned off.
Great to take!

YUSYA: I am in shock!! Guess who’s going to Eurovision?
Soulcapturer: Hey... I don’t know.
YUSYA: The Wolf!!! to
Soulcapturer is mmmm. Will she get out of the piano by Dima Bilan?

Leyen, let’s go there today where there are many beautiful unmarried guys.
In a gay club?! to

Listen, I’m being tortured by a girlfriend I like. What to do?
Tell her that you are impotent.
No, I don’t want to burn.

I’m sitting on a matana lecture, passing the rows. At the end of the lecture, everyone was a little tired, and, after the conclusion of a long formula, from somewhere on the side it is said: "Here it is! This is the breakdown of my dreams! Ladies and gentlemen, be healthy! Healthy and healthy!"

XHHH: I knocked in the phone inexpensive headphones. It turned out that in the standard brand ringtones there is a powerful bass, a restless beat and inspired solo!

The late autumn. The leaf comes
An unavoidable and complete bulldozer.

I am a lesbian.
Even if men fall in love with me, they seem to be such grandmothers that I’d better sleep with real women.

[Thank you]
Jak: In Lubertz, the stop is called "boys" and it's just a writer asking me every time I get into the bus if I can get to the boys.
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Here’s when that 40+ year old man answers"you’ll come, go out with me"this is his mother’s Facebook...