Here, the warehouser distinguished himself - he did not go to work, then he was forced to write an explanatory. He wrote - did not go out because he was doing shopping!!!! ))))))))) Shop and swim! ))))))))))) I say, the tooth I give, that all his shopping was that he came to the store around the corner and bought vodka and sausages... ))) but how beautiful he wrote ))))))))

by Gissen

I buy a box of cookies in the store. Cookies in the form of rings in chocolate glazure. The cashier, a young girl, after several unsuccessful attempts to count the bar code from the package, turns toward another box and says loudly:

Say the rings!

in response from a turn three young guys with a choir and happy births:

The rings!

Dimboy: I have the impression that at the first launch of the iPhone, he asks to take a picture in the mirror, and send a photo to the social network. The network.

I read news:
"Virtual Assistant "Siri" From the company "Apple" will be integrated into new BMW models"

One of the first comments:

Siri, who are these people?
“These are your fired employees, Jack. I have closed five factories on your behalf, so we will save a lot of energy for children’s homes and shelters. I also stifled the engine so as not to blur the atmosphere with exhaust gases!
and A-A-A! What to do, Siri?
- Vaseline in the mess, Jack, I took care - I'm not a senseless car.

You fuck up with your courses, diplomas, eges and exams!!! to
Learn to fucking.

Attica: Okay, it’s while you’re at work – you’ll come home, tiredness like your hand will remove)
I'm tired of shooting my hand today.

xxx: Schoolchildren on the Internet in recent years much less than "adult uncle". As strange as it is, but among schoolchildren it is now fashionable to play football, to go to the gym, in the evening at the gymnasts to gather for warm-up.

Please forgive me, in which city do you live? Do you have universal soldiers there? In any case, he looked out the window. Give up. There is a real touring group of students. They sit and drink beer with chips. They develop so to say.

“You tell me, in the Netherlands there’s a lot of marijuana and pirates, right? Are these things interrelated or just coincidence?

I’m used to holding on to old things.
I am a Conservative
Tagged: facepalm

This letter came from a blonde girl.

Wild noise of the fan in the system unit at the frame inspector. Please remove
The Supplement:
Processor fan on the mother mother in the system unit system unit the same box on the floor (large) small box this IBP please do not confuse

Contact with the client at the bank:
Unfortunately, the operation is impossible, there is no connection.
She looks seriously at me and says, “Hey, fuck, there’s a need for connections everywhere, I knew nothing would work out.”

Olya is fucking. This is pork, not beef.
Olya: Well for what?? to
by Nicholas?
I have nothing to feed my cat. He cannot eat pork.
Nicholas is not?

XXX: And there is another thing like this, thermorectal cryptoanalysis.
YYY: Well, he – he can’t be fooled, right?
XXX: Maybe it is possible. But I would not be.

The story of how the newborn wanted to bring to the commission delighted our entire pediatric team. Comrades, with the child come to the examination, to the dispensary. The commission is in Sparta. There were some other babies commissioned there, if you remember))

XXX is out of the conference.
YYY: He is out.
YYY: The Ura
XXX returned to the conference.
YYY: Hello to you!
YYY: We missed it.

I was at the King Crimson Festival. It’s like aliens arrived, showed different miracles – teleportation, levitation, an eternal engine, a time machine – and they left!

How to Scare a Customer in 20 Minutes?
“Yes, I suspect there will be something from the category “it’s not worth placing photos of your genitals on the second slide of the presentation.”
Fuck, that’s where I crashed.

You are crazy, Diana!
Xxx : Oh
The full name should have been written (

xxx (on guitar grip): A, wait, I clean the grip
Remove the bird and go play.
XXX: I still eat.
YYY: Who
YYY: The grip?
YYY: Did you clean him for that?

XXX: You probably walk by the grandmothers.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The last girl I talked to was a girl on the Eurosite.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: And it all came down to the fact that she just needed money from me (((