humanity: just before the specialists went only especially stubborn, hardworking and talented. The others stumbled on the fields and fucking the village girls on the senovals. And now every third is either ODMIN or any other evil.

Eka
I asked my husband to divorce. He understood this word as "to multiply". I said tonight.

Dead Set is a 6-series British television series in which a zombie apocalypse hits a group of people locked up in the studio of the TV show Big Brother (Russian analogue - House-2), who gradually die under the attack of the dead.

We would like to remove this...

Islamist: Just look at it. Someone on the net joked about Cat Schrödinger, and how many people immediately became smart...
Nimbel: In the sense?
Islamist: Did you not go to Google to find out what kind of cat this is?? to
NIMBEL: Hmm... go look for it
Islamist: Voot... And you’re smarter. I became smarter...

MGU Science Festival.
Lecturer: If scientists come up with a way for humans to live between 35,000 and 40,000 years, we will be able to fly to other stars. Psychologists may be upset here.
And most importantly, the pension fund.

So why does the guy have to cook?
Who said what should be done? I want to cook, I don’t want to eat, I want to eat, I don’t want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat.
Testo: for example?
I put the tea well :D

I sit and wait for electricity. On the right, they speak English, in front of the eyes of the ravenons, they discuss something, on the left, the Moldavians talk something to each other. I wondered, where are the Russians? And I understand the most English of the surrounding proverbs... I unwillingly listen and hear the following dialogue:
Ho from Vis? (Showing the eyes of the Jamsut)
– Vis from... aue light-niege!

I was battled by the ingenuity of the guide.

The 5th class:

Yesterday at 12 am!
I am at 10...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

11th class

Yesterday at 12 p.m.
I am at 10!
and the frog:

I have an Asian neighbor. Vietnamese or Thai, I don’t know. She has long stressed me with her favorite T-shirt "I love cats. They taste like chiken". For a month she had been in her. Today she finally wore another shirt: "I love humans. They taste like pork". It makes me even more stressful now. [...]

If a woman reveals to you the soul, then there is hope to reach the body.

Today I’m sitting behind the compound... A spider came out of an old plastic computer column, looked at the sides and went back into the column... The first thought was Dr. Webb... I checked the updates.

She said no: 5 seconds proud of herself, 6 hours crying, 2 days drinking.

Impressions of Peter

Fuck, what a shit, what a cold, fuck! Has Zebra not been painted? Where to go fucking? Where are the lights? Fucking tokens on the subway, fucking sweat where to put them! Rain is fucking dull. Parade and bleaching. Porebriki and Shaverma. Pushes are not shit pushes, but punches, bleat! The smell of houses in the basement. Not there turned, all fucking, all as extinct! There are no shops, no shit. The bridges are divided. What should I do at 2 p.m. at night? Fuck the wind fucking. The escalator in the subway fucking 80 meters deep, stand the fox for 5 minutes and wait for it to get to the top.

I really liked it overall.

10.10.2011 14:01:23, Andor
Say that if you take me to work with you, it will be fun and scary for them.

10.10.2011 14:01:33, casper
Ohha

10.10.2011 14:01:40, casper
You will go crazy here.

10.10.2011 14:01:50, casper
There are 50 people working here.

10.10.2011 14:04:06, Andor
Lovely people in the decree, the rest will be fired.

10.10.2011 14:05:06, casper
You know how to solve questions.)

There is no water, I call the emergency, the man answers.
This is the address, there is no water.
A minute... and now?
I hear the noise of water in the bathroom.
Oh how did he do it?? to

Interview with the student after the group trip:
Q: Alexey, didn’t you cut me off yesterday?
Q: When did you leave the secondary road?
P: Yes, that is exactly how it is.
C: No, not to me.

“It’s better not to talk to me in the morning... I’m usually angry.
Oh yeah I remember)
I went for a walk with my dog this morning. I come out of the entrance, and the aunt runs, screams do not close the door and runs. And the dog, of course, started laughing... I wanted to tell the dog not to laugh, and I gave it so loudly to the whole courtyard: “Well, don’t run!”" the aunt was confused... well she said, I won’t... and went on foot... that it was uncomfortable...
I would be confused too.)

Sometimes it seems that different people came from different animals.
Most of them are still from monkeys, but they have not developed much.
XHHH: and the journey there are even descendants of the outcast 0_o

Pen_guin: Yesterday was a joke. Near my work for a long time have been two wholesale calls, interrupting each other. It went very well:
Fresh tasty homemade cakes with cheese, maca, strawberry...
...of cockroaches, mole, ants!

xxx: "It is impossible" said the pride. "It is risky" said experience. "It’s useless" said the brain. "Take a try" – the heart whispered.
yyy: "Behold that it just happened!?" - screamed the anus a few minutes later