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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54784
 12.10.2011
I understand that every woman should have a mystery, but not the same rebus!
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: This is not a rebus.
yyy: it is a three-dimensional scanword, which is decided by the rules of the Chinese crossword, all tasks of which are written in Turkish, and the answers, understandably, should be given in Spanish.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54783
 12.10.2011
The head of the new employee leads through the departments, shows and tells everything
N: Here’s the accounting office, well you know what they’re doing, here’s the staff department.
It’s up to us, the system administrators say.
C: What are they doing?
They pretend to work.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №54782
 12.10.2011
The girl's profile on the dating site:

My favorite meal is meat :)
There was a cat :)

O O O?? to

[ + 61 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54781
 12.10.2011
Meanwhile, today’s kids are surprised. I was literally told yesterday by a female girl of 15 years that she is a real prostitute (and therefore she even has a nick in the network), because she is prone to polygamy, has a lot of links on the side in any relationship and is extremely deeply intent on understanding sexual life.)
When, fucking, they are 15 years old, at that age I was going to the Knight's Order all the time in a role-playing game.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54780
 12.10.2011
Do you know who my cousin’s cousin’s cousin is?
He: to be you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54779
 12.10.2011
Free medicine is so paid that sometimes you think it would be cheaper to die.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54778
 12.10.2011
Previously, at the end of the sidelines, they trapped each other with bearded jokes, and now they go to YouTube to show colorful videos.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54777
 12.10.2011
Post in contact:
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but they will never forget the feelings you caused them.

The commentary:
Did you have time to philosophize when you announced yourself in the universe? Session is tough.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54776
 11.10.2011
by CAF. Applied Mathematics: Take a unit not equal to zero.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54775
 11.10.2011
It’s a tough morning, the head is cracked, the bed is down.Max comes in, sits next to him and gently says, “I even like you whining.” I have never heard of a better confession.)

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54774
 11.10.2011
Q&A: Why did the child get rid of the internet?
W&G: She wanted to play games for girls
H&M and what?
I'll play games for girls, and then I'll have parts from boys on the whole screen.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №54773
 11.10.2011
Remember, I built a pavilion next to the house, and so as not to get cluttered with the floor, I poured a seed there?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
At that time I didn't know that I had built a huge and cozy toilet for the cats of the whole area, where there is no dropling and there is always a little sand.
YYY: XD
Ohhh: But the worst thing started when I betoned everything, now I and the cats are in shock - they continue to hurt there, only now it's all NOT DOWN...

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №54772
 11.10.2011
A friend came up with an idea.
We are talking about the fact that the Duma is discussing the law against pedophiles.
He listened and said, What is the problem? To move them all to the border with China and that’s it!
I: What is the joke?
He said, “Imagine it. Chinese people are very similar to children. They just crossed the border and... The Pedophiles!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54771
 11.10.2011
Today I got a new director, a bunch of recommendations, higher education and honors. Half a day I walked in the smell of something then confused with the question of why I have all the orders and the customer base in 1C rather than in the outlet. Asked by the hero to touch the mail, he said that it is more convenient to congratulate clients with holidays... I will drink today and go away tomorrow.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54770
 11.10.2011
From the discussion:
Do you know why you need a diploma?
To be employed not as a courtier, but as a manager of cleaning, of course.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54769
 11.10.2011
I call the office, I ask the director, the steamed manager in response:He is not... available)) did not refrain from asking:A under the order?stopped, the day passed on the call

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54768
 11.10.2011
Did you see the news of the day?and :-)
Palina: in trolley buses of Omsk appeared free wifi from binary
Snip: It’s like people ride trolley buses.
snip: throw, you go into a trolleybus, and there 20 schoolchildren sit with laptops in the doto fuck

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54767
 11.10.2011
xxx: How I like to lead the lips - they think I'm printing them, and I just want to remember what the subject is about))))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54766
 11.10.2011
Are the mushrooms dressed in camouflage?
- I thought for a long time, then I understood - mushrooms, they are careful and sensitive

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №54765
 11.10.2011
The teacher checked the writings and cried: now she knew how to spend the summer, but the years were not the same.

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