Wi-Fi and toilet are created for each other.

Q: Where did you get their new album? He just came out yesterday, right?
Such questions are not asked in a decent society.

xxx: I was convinced on Sunday that "she" is a magical word :)
In short, we walked with a girl, walked in the park in the evening under an umbrella, and hugged each other. And she suddenly says to me: "Say "it"!". I answer: "No!", and the lights all over the park lighted up in the same second :D

I sit at work. A man approaches the cashier, tries to stick and ask for a phone number.
Give me a number. I will not call you at night, only during the day.
No need to call me during the day, distract me – I work during the day.
Where are you working?
O_O

Today I accompanied my loved one to the perfume shop and watched the ugly scene. A cow-shaped terrible telco with a wheelchair in which the child was lying hanged a bag, some bags, a umbrella on the handle of that same wheelchair - in general, a bunch of some kind of barrel, which, naturally, at some point overweighed, and the wheelchair turned over. The child, thank God, did not fall, but nevertheless. To hide his fairies, he throws on the girl who stood next to him, looking like a student, claiming that this is the type she pushed the wheelchair. Mat-permat, "you, grind, no eye, I have here, grind, a child", yes, the most important thing, the whole store, the fat shakes, the eyelids peeled out. The girl begins to justify herself that she has not even touched her wheelchair, and she whispers even louder. But the end of the scene I applauded: the girl silenced, looked closely at the calf, then looked into the wheelchair and cried with this voice: "What, so much wanted to get married?" It just disappeared in a moment)) Apparently, really only in the summer and took, because with such a wreath just not one man will not take a wife))

News on the HUB:
On the day of the celebration of the 50th anniversary of the Chinese village of Huaxi (Huaxi) was opened 328-meter skyscraper. The cost of building the skyscraper is estimated at 3 billion yuan (more than $470 million).

The comments:
XXX is Hui.
No, this is another village.

I finally formulated for myself the principle, according to which I accept some renaming of toponyms and others do not.

If the new name differs only from the adjustment of the spelling, then I do not accept it. Therefore, Tallinn, Belarus, Mumbai, Kolkata, Almaty and other Moldovans are taking a sharp step. Talked, I speak and I will speak Tallinn, Belarus, Bombay, Calcutta, Alma-Ata and Moldova.

All this kind of “colonization” has been covered with our true name for a hundred years – “children’s lap.”

I only accept major renaming. I take Tverska instead of Gorky, Tolyatti instead of Stavropol-on-Volga, Zimbabwe instead of Rhodesia.

And Kyrgyzstan (instead of Kyrgyzstan) for me is as unacceptable as "Ukraine" instead of the only right "Ukraine".

She: I seem to be sick.
He is mm...what?
She: The doctor said, vitamins E, B, C are not enough.=(
He: call me tonight) I need to work on you, so))

XXX: Give me your kidney, please
XXX: The Post

She: I am 16 years old today
You are a teenager, congratulations.
She: Well, I became them when I started selling vodka without a passport.
He: Oh oh oh oh... It would be something to be proud... )) vodka, without a passport... You are dollars in the national bank without a passport buy

A comment under the crash test of Priora, where the entire engine crashed into the salon:
I didn’t like the 18th.

How will you celebrate the centennial of the October Revolution in 2017?
The torch has been prepared. Villa has to be purchased. I just think which to choose, iron or titanium, which would be easier to remove them.

The education reform...
I checked the definitions of geometry, 7th grade (should have learned)
Vertical angles - where one side continues
A slope is a line that has two points at the beginning and end.
- shaky seed, five, top, shaky (measures of length)
and the astrology 😉

Last year, from the 7th grade, I learned that the graph of a square function is called CARAMBOLA.

And the most interesting thing was in practice (also 7th class, geometry): through two points you can only conduct one straight, because if you conduct the second straight, then two straight will be like one thick straight))))

by Olga (16:05) :
Socks for smoking and fracking are relying exclusively on black, and must be long - golf, so that the ankle does not appear while sitting.

Ladies and gentlemen (16:06) :
God, where do we get the black silk socks??? My blue, yellow strip, wool will not fit?? to

XXX:Linux will soon be replenished
YYY: Kito is with us?
XXX: A Girl from the Universe
YYY: Oh, right – pull her straps!
XXX: At first she didn’t like it very much, then I showed my – I liked it
YYY: What did you show her? O_O

xxx: But I felt like a real man not when I first touched in the shelter, not when the weight of 110 kg with the bar lay over, and not even when I got married, but when the dishwasher in the toilet repaired...

My colleague burned the day.
Is it called protein? Put nuts in your mouth.

World Mental Health Day... and congratulations to anyone

From Twitter

@Production
Men invented marriage in order not to be paid for sex.
@sarkado
But nothing happened (

XXXI (15:12:46 10/10/2011)
The colour of huesos.
XXXXXX (15:12:56 10/10/2011)
The color of milk 😉
XXXXXXXX (15:13:28 10/10/2011)
And then explain to the Spaniards why this color doesn’t go.)