From the chat lawnpinger.com
All people, like people, are drunk writing former text messages. And I turned on the computer today and feel like a venereologist looking at a tourist from Thailand.
yyy: Disorderly sex with questionable software?
XXX is AHA. And judging by what has been established, I’m not sure that all relationships were heterosexual.
yyy: :))))
XXX: I have a tetris.
Yyy: This is the “call of the former” :))))
XXX: No... the former is the Third Doom, and Tetris is the first love. My first love in the garden.

It is discussed the hopelessness of dating sites, if the goal is not sex for 1 night, but marriage and family.

Donna Rosa from Brazil: I met a man on a overseas dating site and then moved to him to Brazil.
True, then I dropped him because he went to another and left me pregnant.
But I am raising my daughter, she is not very similar to her father. I have my own cacao plantation.

I met my husband in an online game. After he said, “You’re going to attack again, fucking!”

Talk about film
XXX: And then he was shot. They were shot with a knife.

You are a cowboy, I am a cowboy.
You are a cowboy, I am a cowboy.
We joke a lot about sex.
Valerian: And to fuck – no!

5 days to pay. The money in the wallet is joke! Only for travel. Choo was upset. I went to the places of the past ass. I found chocolate. Not bad either :)

Love is when you want a woman even when you want to.

An infinite number of mathematicians enter the bar. The first says:
I have a half litre of beer, please.
The second says:
I have a quarter of a liter.
The Third:
I have an eighth.
The Fourth :
I have a sixteenth.
The Barman:
Hey Hey Hey Hey, Stop! Here you have one liter for everyone - don't fuck my brain!

111: Tonight is dinner =)
222 What is it?
The Friday Houses?
111: No = Graduate school students
Thousands of people on the streets
We go to the park for drunk 16-year-old girls
2nd: Fou
222: It is disgusting
222: Don't forget the photo

...
Graduates don’t drink you fucking.

In 1993, we played the Mexican soap opera “My Second Mother”. The mother-in-law seriously settled on him - did not miss a series, if possible. Exactly at the time - in the living room to the TV to the TV.
So it was only necessary to get the theme "Moments In Love" of the group "Art of Noise" and wait until everyone is hiding in the kitchen, insert the cassette in the magnet and louder to turn on. In the living room an hour earlier. It was really “Suddenly!”

The injured employees of Omona Sobyanin gave apartments. At the next rally, they themselves would throw their helmets into the river and say, “Breaking my fullness, I want you to break me.”

Azerbaijan has asked Russia to attend Eurovision. They were sent.

It is not as important to have a backup attack as it is to develop an alternative retreat plan.

A friend working in M-Video, told this story:
A 50-year-old man comes to them and a new consultant approaches him:
Hi, can I help you?
I need a cupcake to make it.
What kind of tea?
To be smashed!
The consultant goes astonished and, laughing, calls the seller more experienced.
Hi, can I help you?
I need a cupcake to make it!
Sorry, we probably don’t have such cupcakes.
How not?
- Wait, now I will call our chief adviser.
The rust is already rising among consultants, everyone looks at the man as a madman.
My friend suits.
Hi, can I help you?
Tea, fuck me, let me go!
Maybe you need an electric brush?
The fucking! Are you all here, stupid?! to
He takes a pen and writes on a sheet of paper: “Tea under Metal!”

Someone will explain: why did our bikers ride motorcycles on the route Iraq-Iran-Afghanistan, if there are tanks that are scary to ride?

Bravin: Just we have different concepts about using our member.
KOrsar45: Probably yes. I think they need to have sex. And you're probably your own nuts, once such a brutal loneliness...

From Twitter:
Today, a fighter of the OMON spit on the eggs of a fallen demonstrator went to the hospital. He seriously injured his leg and is also claiming an apartment.

XX: Yes, he is generally a gentleman to the brain of the bone! I sat with him yesterday, he was looking up at the floor. He looks, looks, stands up and says, I want cucumbers, I go and buy them! So, let’s take the tomato right away. He is gone, we sit and wait for him. After 20 minutes, this fool comes and has the seeds of cucumbers and tomatoes in his hands! Isn’t he a fool?

Comment on YouTube under the video, where the girls are very expressively dancing a dance in the style of Go-Go (club dances):

They tremble like in a seizure. Apparently the choreographer is an encephalitic tick.