Do they all go to Foursquare? In ten years, graduates will write letters of thanks. Thus they will write: “The wealthy caspadine menizder abrosavaneya!...”

Sometimes you’ll ask me what I love more than you or life?I’ll answer the car...And you’ll leave without knowing that I still love tea and waffles.

P@nTJR@ (13:13:11 3/10/2011)
Hi what you do.
Yuri (13:13:34 3/10/2011)
I go
P@nTJR@ (13:14:36 3/10/2011)
Pleasant appetite
Yuri (13:16:02 3/10/2011)
In the sense?
Yuri (13:16:41 3/10/2011)
A fucking
Yuri (13:16:44 3/10/2011)
I fucking eat.
P@nTJR@ (13:17:15 3/10/2011)
What a good appetite!! to
Yuri (13:19:39 3/10/2011)
A monster jumping from the roof

My colleague is now returning from the tavern and says, “I’m now like I’ve been to the movie.” Closed and the door drops the pen straight into the garbage bowl"

xxx: In the list of things for which to kill creators, you need to add YouTube ads.
xxx: especially pleased when when watching the video suddenly on the full volume turned on a new picnic advertisement.
xxx: I then long explained to my parents that the phrases "Oh, he’s so big!" and "31cm!" have nothing to do with porn.

We had a fire at Matthew once:
I forgot to tell you, so I repeat.

Questions and Answers Email:
Where to buy an anti-tank mine? for self defense.

I catch a car on the Bolsheviks. Hours of 23
I am a strongly drunk 27-year-old boy with a slight stroke of gout.
Well, that’s just a boy from our area.
He said, “Are you a mammoth?
HH: I say no
Q: Do you catch the car here? Do you like to hang out with strangers? Would you be in the car in your mouth? Do I better? (Let it be so cute)
I am not lost and I say: No, I am going to identify.
He was somehow behind.)
This is our beautiful area.

He: I want to get divorced.
She: After ten years? Why is?
He: I still love someone from my past.
She said: I knew it!! Is this the shit you added to your friends?? to
He: No, not her.
She: Then tell me who she is! I will kill that fox!! to
He: You have already killed her.
She: What are you about? I did not kill anyone. Who is she?
He: She... the girl you were.

C is:
My mother once told me to clean garlic. He says there, next to the stove...
So I cooked a half day of garlic - and my mom meant 1 head.

Morality: do not forget to enter the condition of exit from the cycle in the code.

Murziki, Batons...I am generally the Topok of Friedrich Engels is a super porn star, fucking... :(

HH: Those are your fricadels. The fucking! I went to the other end of the city!!!by 1111addin
WOW: They are ohuenny - from this and your statement follows your insufficient friccadelephility.
After this journey, I expected to see a pyramid of fricadelies on a gold plate, a river of strawberries and a pony crawling with potato pures.

What about the "Joke" section?? to

If you are frightened by the smell and other shit, take a fish. They eat any food, both our, and Sera, and Tetra, and they do not chew, but silently eat, and after that there is no smell of them. Even when they don’t taste food, they eat it... They eat and look at you like shit.

Inscription in the toilet:
"I am going to shoot"
Closed, below is assigned:
"I am going to shoot"

I sit on public procurement, to lots "colour blue", "madame"(exhibited schools) - already used to...
Today found "Milk raw cattle of large-roast dairy herd"O_o
I’ll start making a collection...

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XXX is eptiti?
xxx: ujasno..ne dumal 4to uslishu eto ot tebea..
Zzzz: I have no other words.
ZZZ: to be honest
XXX is OK? A fourth on?
Zzzz: I'll tell you now what happened and you'll say the same.
xxx: hmmmm...
zzz: Well, even before lunch...everyone is sitting working, the flies fly around the office... he was sitting in his place trying to catch her so unnoticed... and he was very fascinated with this... well, I laughed and forgot..and now I sit and see the edge of my eyes that he catches again... well, like he caught... well, ok I think: "young boy!... hunter from the jungle blin") and here. he is like leaving her off...she is flying around the office again and just flew to me..I drive her away...and he gives:
Don’t worry, she won’t sit on you anymore.
I have a full view of misunderstanding.
He said, “She no longer has a fist.
ZZZ: Started

I work in a large and successful company. The Director General comes into our office. "Where is %slavename%?" - indicates the empty seat of one of the employees. "It is sick:(" - I answer. "Uraaa!" - cries like a child, cuts a chair and runs out of the room.

Yesterday I went to the shop "IKEA". Encountered there on a couch that folded up in a 3-meat bed - the first thought "These Swedes are such inventors..."

A compliment to a girl from Germany wanted to make at the meeting, and it turned out like this:
You’re a hot German girl, you didn’t do that.
Half of the men then watched her what they thought.)