The main flyer of our country appears to be locked deadly, and the wind is doomed to blow in this direction.

<zev682> I’m not just waking up, I’m baking cocktails! My wife does not know how to make cakes. That’s why I burn them!!! to
<[PEER]Dyxa> zev682: It’s sad when you don’t bake your wife, but your cocklets

...and I realized that the wind was evil, when in one of the earlier versions she asked me "Do you want to go out the window?"

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I wasn't noticed in disorderly sexual relationships, I live alone, I cook, I don't walk half my salary, and I don't spend it on anything.
I am a gamer.

X: Well you know, if you turn on the Bean Hill in your headphones
X: and turn on our football
X: A rather funny picture

Miracle pills will allow a person to drink and not get drunk
aaa> read as a miracle
bbb> and it is true!

Corc: earned home until late, the evil.. ancestors from the neighboring room to walk the dog, dressed, descended, came to the garden...
In the second round I realized I forgot the dog.)

Dima: I decided to try a new ketchup lying in the refrigerator
The taste seemed somewhat strange.
Dima: let, I think, I’ll look at the back of the packaging comments, what people think about it at all.
Two minutes of smoke.)
Max: comments straight on the packaging, a great idea!
Sometimes go out on the street.

Sergey
Married to?

Alina
and almost))
in civil

Sergey
It is not counted.)

Alina
How is it not counted??? We live together

Sergey
I don’t mean it’s my wife 😉

Will you give me an injection?
You are me, I am you, and you are me.
Is there any alternative to thank you?
OH: Hm... Well, if you want your inet to work through the farm, you can make an alternative.
She is a frog! and the (

Now the wife whispers more often than under her bed, but once it was the opposite.

A story about the breakdown in the heating system.
A group member told me.

Before the institute in 1987-89 years "served" in the construction.
The officer dragged the soldier into his garden to plant potatoes.
I didn’t look at it, I took Dembele. The potatoes came out good, bushy.
Then suddenly began to sneeze, all resuscitation activities were unsuccessful. The exploration revealed that each potato was planted in a canned bowl from under the carcasses that were rolled on the landfill nearby.
By that time, the dumbels were already at home, eating their parents’ potatoes.

I also heard of him in a different interpretation.

Yesterday, there was a busy confusion in the government: the money allocated for health care was accidentally spent on health care.

Terrorist attacks in Odessa.
The building, in which the criminals were hiding, was thrown with smoke shells, as a result of which a fire began.
On the screen: two fighters "Alpha" twice shoot the building with the RPG.
What if the fire started...

What an attack! I drive a car, all the pedestrians are goats. I walk, all the waters are goats. I ride a bicycle, all the goats!

Here’s the conversation in the kitchen:
“Mom, don’t you mind if Olya stays with us tonight?
against it!
“And when we had Max (my friend) drunk, you didn’t mind it!
You didn’t fuck him!! to
Oh well, should it have been? O_O

Yes, choose it
Me or your cat.
The cat has no PMS.

The most cruel epic file is to make a mistake in one letter in the greeting of the newlyweds:
"I wish you love to the grave!"

We read with a friend (catering worker) the advertisement of macdaka:
"Free learning...bla-bla-bla... fun activities"
Friend: Aha, inventory and sanitary day!

Mother came and said:
You are like a vegetable!
Because I am a vegetable.
What is I interested in? The Cabbage?
Why is it a cabbage?
Same round and white.
I am not white, hey! I am not round!! ><

The next day.

It is said that work made man from a monkey, so that there is no reverse reaction, you have to work!
I agree to be a monkey.
You are a cabbage.