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My husband is late at work. I ran to the store, cooked dinner, cleaned up in the apartment, met on the threshold.
Mmm... very clean. Going to the kitchen... very delicious. (I pick up my dress) mm... naked. The ideal woman!

Maybe I don't know, in general, my grandmother's neighbors from China appeared (students rent an apartment) so one day one comes and says, "Give me an egg, please, I'll give you two." Well, my grandmother gave me an egg and said that I don’t need to give, and then the Chinese woman said that they have a tradition of giving everything in a double amount and then my grandmother said: “And if you give 50 dollars, then you believe 100?” Chinese honestly spoke of this logic)))

My faithful man, in search of "something to eat," opened the refrigerator and stumbled upon a bowl of freezing saucer.
Behold, there is blood, meat, fat melted.
He was astonished, he got there on the toothbrush a poster with the inscription "Short content of the "Elphic Song"", walks with this dish around the house and bark it.
Q: Who am I living with?! to

A colleague for something carefully grounded the oscillograph and used to look at the chain, where the general wire was under tension relative to the ground... The muscles when passing through the current reduce the seizure, he cramped his jaw for some reason, he pressed out (in fact, not knocked out) eight teeth.

A month later, I had a TB exam. He learned the whole Talmud by the mouth until the last fifth, but at the exam he was asked the only question:

Wouldn’t you go under stage anymore?

A friend was sitting playing in the headphones in the dojo, well there was an oral, etc.
To him fits a mommy, brings a piece of salt on a plate.
He turns around, Nifiga doesn’t understand... asks:
Why Why?
I asked what you were going to eat... and you were Salo, Suka, Salo!! to

A: Did they really get rid of anything?? to
Andrei, is it you?
A: Oh shit, not to you (
A: In the sense of apologies, Mom, I was wrong by the window.
A: Even if you’re already crazy...

X: "The State Duma Deputy at Bentley struck a police car" Everything was mixed up in the house... The police car, and there are police officers in them, people's elected in Bentley, and the people - in the street.
Y: Absurd
X: No, this is news

Question: how to determine the readiness of peelmen if they are filled in a pot with a battle and they have nowhere to pop up?! to

xxx: I decided to push the modem in the window, because it catches a lot better, you know what happened to it?
YYY: NEA
xxx: and I don't know, he was struck (

The Arms Forum:
The first warning shot is fired at the attacker’s chest. After the first warning follows the second. If the first two shots did not sufficiently warn his friends, then continue to warn them with targeted double shots on the central projection and head until the attackers are fully warned or ammunition is spent.

TV: - Most mothers at the first feeding prefer fruit...
husband, thoughtfully, without breaking away from the computer: - and most dads at the first feeding prefer a mandula or a moth...

I approach the schedule for tomorrow, I watched 6 pairs (always there were 4) and below it was signed "Yes you’ve gone!!and "

The xxx:
Read an explanatory dictionary on the meaning of the word irony.
YYYY :
Respect – believe in your word
The xxx:
Not
YYYY :
Go on, you contradictory fool.

Katobelka found a bloated pack of expired kefir in the refrigerator and thinks what to do with it.
Katobelka invented and now wishes a pleasant tomorrow morning to an unknown lover to park his dandelion under other people's windows.

Lord Kelvin: The word vodka? Just simply. Past time is money, future time is a mess.

In the sea, a person suffers from thirst, and in a crowded office - from loneliness.

False Attack
I saw in the TV program the announcement of the film about military submarines, and I remembered my father's old acquaintance Sergey Vasilyevich, a captain of the first rank, who commanded the Great Patriotic submarine type "C" on the
The Black Sea. Once upon a time, under the Soviet power, he even had a book about it, but it did not include an episode, told by the captain at the table on the next Victory Day. In general, there were many ambiguous cases in the war, which the superior command could evaluate with a high combat award, and could - by the tribunal, sometimes simply depending on their mood. This episode is just like that.
In the first months of the war, the Esca was engaged in its usual business – rising at sea in search of enemy transports and trying to melt them. Occasionally attacked enemy ships directly in ports. However, when the Germans managed to block Sevastopol after a land offensive, the main task for the Black Sea submarines was to bring ammunition and food to the besieged city. The displacement of the submarines was small, and in order to carry more cargo and ease their weight, all the weapons were removed from the boats and the crew was reduced to a minimum. From Sevastopol were transported wounded and civilians.
The Germans, of course, smelled these raids, and soon their mines, accompanied by guard ships, began to actively mine the entrance to the city.
Sevastopol Bay, which was very annoying to our submarines. Since then, mines have been their main enemies.
And here again the submarine of Sergey Vasilyevich with great adventures broke through the mine traps and unloaded on the Sevastopol shore. However, on the way back it was not loaded by people - ordered to quickly return to the base and bring another batch of ammunition. Returning, the "esca" again with excessive difficulty jumped through the mine barriers, and immediately the crew discovered the enemy ship, which quietly, without the guard's protection, placed mines at the entrance to the bay. And the Germans were especially afraid and there was nothing to fear - no one attacked them for a long time: neither from the air nor from the sea.
This picture literally angered Sergey Vasilyevich, but he could not do anything - all weapons were removed from the boat. “To frighten these shitters,” he thought. What he planned, the chief could not forgive the captain - the besieged city was waiting for ammunition, and there is nothing, but a loss of time, in addition, the submarine was discovered and could be attacked after the German ship called for help aircraft or a rapid cruiser with deep bombs. But hatred not only to the enemy in general, namely to the mine barriers obscured the arguments of reason, in addition, there were no passengers on board, and in which case the sailors risked only their own lives...
The captain ordered to rise to the surface, and so that not only the periscope, but also the scratch was visible. After that, the submarine carried out a false-attack – a manoeuvre simulating a torpedo attack.
Journalists love such a newspaper stamp – “the effect of the exploded bomb.” But here he very accurately reflects the impression that this false attack caused on the Germans. They had already forgotten when they were attacked by the submarine (or this never happened to them at all), and a real panic began on the fence - only this can explain the subsequent actions of the German crew. The Frits just dropped another mine on the water and as a result of their extremely nervous manoeuvre, they also hit it. After a few minutes, everything was over – the enemy ship went to the bottom, not even having time to bring the rescue boats to the water.
"Eska" returned safely to the base, and Sergey Vasilyevich, as appropriate, the death of the German barrier on his own mine. But about what happened before that, he remained silent. away from sin.

From the instructions to the Vasov car - at the time of the accident is not recommended to be in the car.

Stalin (13:14:37 11/03/2011)
Coming with parents.
Stalin (13:14:47 11/03/2011)
We need your computer.
Stalin (13:14:55 11/03/2011)
Their films
Green_SC@Le (13:15:13 11/03/2011)
Clothes and motorcycles?