The Roman
Welcome to you! O Rahat-Lukum of my heart! I ask you to throw away all the sweetness of your midnight care, for I appeal to your astonishing mind. Can I ask you just one question?
by Daniel
Light of my eyes
The Roman
Did you do the coursework assigned by the honorable elder and our mentor Mikhail ibn Mikhail Gorshkov?
by Daniel
No is
For this honourable old man cannot drive you out of my heart, which belongs entirely to you.
The Roman
Apparently I cannot recognize those simple and elegant lines, full of loud words, which need to be drawn on the first twist of the roll.
by Daniel
These lines must first be drawn in your soul, and then the honorable old man will put you on his right hand, and with his wrinkle hand he will make an account.
The Roman
Blade to!
by Daniel
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Write this pearl.
You are like a man.
The Roman
Okay to Hole!1! 1!

The boy raised by Sasha Grey doesn’t know how to eat a banana.

Tell me, girls, am I a fool or is he a maniac? It’s not normal to be like that, right?

>> You are not only a fool, but also a fool. And he is just the purest phlegmatic of the journey, low excitability, the ability to smooth out angles in relationships. You never "disserted", all the negatives went out when traveling to the sea\to the mountains\ somewhere else. You are stupid twice.

From the Auto Forum:
Tell me how the drives of the front wheels die?
...
The SSC died silently.
They simply died.
They were thrown up to whistle.
In the hole they were hard...

When another beggar knocked at our window on the lightforest, the husband spoke with an exhausted voice: "Employed."

Did you see Vasco?
Yyy : Aha This is the whole false.
YYY: Famous
YYY : Blow
Yyy: Paphos
xxx : xd

Who in childhood thought that in the song "Went out on the shore of Katyusha"
Do you mean a truck with a reactive minomet?)))

On the topic "Game of Thrones":
My wife and I are lazy walking on an empty beach (not the season), picking up stones, shells...
I found a beautiful little stone.
Look at the dragon’s egg!
I’m chatting a little.
I: It hurt...
H: That’s why it collapsed?

Who is there in the bushes?
“Miracles,” replied the Cheshire Cat.
What are they doing there?
As is the case with miracles, they happen.

My husband only once in a conversation with me used the word "dear", and then, with a question mark, when he asked about the price of the body I bought.

"I sell beautiful soap cheap with lip flowers"
Flowers do not care, soap in which domain?

Pashko: The largest wave ever recorded by humans was observed near the Japanese island of Ishigaki in 1971. The wave was 85 meters high. I would dive.)
Sergey: And I would joke, and then dive.
Pashko: I thought it went further... and throw all who were in front of me crazy... I’t dive into this toilet))))
Sergey: Here's a loss and I't dive

My 8 year old son asks me.
200 grams is how much?
My first thought was “200 grams is a glass,” but I said instead.
200 grams is two chocolates.

As one of my non-Russian friends told me, "Daddy what hope? Lady Dengue is Hope! And they will find you without them.

Order and career are two communicating vessels, if the career went up, then...

I had a real case - I came with my wife to visit my aunt, my wife was driving, and the courtyard at the aunt was even lighter than on the video. Look, the lady is about the same way “parking”. I’m telling my wife – don’t get close to her, you see, it’s going to break up now. We stopped at 15 and looked. She started slowly and then hit a car. She was nervous, started to break out and the beetle grabbed. Here she already has an amok, she confuses the pedals, and in the back with all the doors enters the car from behind. He stops at the accident, opens the door and goes to our car. I think — well, maybe I need to help, I straighten out the belt to get out, and the lady approaches my wife and begins to cry out the window:
You are all to blame!! You are! You looked at me!

A person who looks in both directions when crossing a street with unilateral movement is not a pessimist. This is a Russian who lives in the city.

XX: And as far as Largus is concerned, there’s a lot of potatoes in there.

YYY: Find 10 differences in the style of the larus from the potatoes and get the heating of the rear glass as a gift, so that the hands do not freeze when you push it to the CTO.

A man who taught children to hunt and drive a car is, of course, a great gift. But why are only mothers accusing men of being cowards and cowards? Why did this man and question not arise, and what do the fathers of these children teach? After all, in principle, mothers should probably teach beautiful (including playing a violin tube), and fathers - the harsh truth of life (fighting and driving a car). And then there is not a very funny answer. And many fathers have children and not, their fathers abandoned them. And it’s not always women’s fault. Have you tried raising your child alone? Do you know what it is? And you will always be able to choose the right principle, according to which you need to raise a child, so that he grows up as a human being, and not sloppy, considering that no one will support you?
I would, of course, explain to these mothers, for the fact that they deceived you, that in our world you need not only to be able to dude on the tube, but also to stand up for yourself with a couple of examples. But nevertheless, it is not necessary to blame only one parent, women do not make children for themselves.

With respect, single mother.

P.S I do not feel any hatred for men, despite the above, and I would have given many women a good crack.

I read an interview with the mayor of Donetsk about the problems with the homeless during the Euro 2012.
Their outflow is observed from the end of May to September, because they leave on the coast of the Azov Sea, where they are recreational zones. This is an annual natural process"

Can the book be written - "All about the natural migration of bombs to the south"?