I was reading the Fallout Encyclopedia. And there he found information about the 69 shelter, which was housed by 1,000 women and only one man. Would you not be in that man’s place? and :)
It was like we met yesterday, God. There would be a thousand lesbians and one sad onanist.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What do you do?Is the status sad?( by
WOW : WOW! I was fighting with my wife.)
HHH: Is it so?
WOW: Yes, she said that I don’t know how hard it is for her, that I can’t put myself in her place, etc.
HH: And now what?
WOW: now suggested to change the dressing places: she is now in the kitchen trying to repair the crane, which in the morning turned, and I lie on the couch, hive the cake and read women's forums...
I suffer because they don’t understand me 😉

It’s a pity that I can’t put a point in the caps().

rsdn

M: I heard that Peter's programmers in code instead of border - porebrik
Z: Peter's programmers don't have a shaurma, but a shaverma, which is also a principle.
V: And instead of button's – bulka's?
Q: And also in the Petersburg Sisadmin bridges of divorce...

Of the two evils, we often choose what is more common.

It is filled with stories about missionaries and other walks in the houses.
Somebody called at my door. The mood is lyrical. On the machine, I approach, open and see before me a large half of the Gypsy camp.
It begins to sound something from the series "we people are not locals... are behind the train" and then this whole salman is squeezed and with eyes the size of a dish the cubar is taken from the third floor. The back presses the front. and panic! No one understands closing the door. And only when I see myself in the mirror I begin to understand the reason for what happened... The fact is that I came back from fishing the day before. The catch was necessary. This was what I struck when they called on the door. A two-metre dick, shaved naked, with a three-day scarf, in a blood-sprinkled jacket, with a teasac and blood-packed hands :)

Only the Russians understand that between "cold" and "cold, fucking" lies at least 25 degrees Celsius.

When there is a normal camera and a black belt on the graph editors, somewhere disappears the ability to blow, spit, tick your finger three times - and that the fucking photo from the phone thanks to a pair of filters accidentally, some unknown hernia and such a mother became an object of the arthouse!

by MikhailOlenin,

You know, when I ride in the Moscow metro, I have the feeling that the iPhone is just the most common phone.

and phillennium,

Most people try to get it in people’s places :)

A: What are you doing?
B: I am sushi
A is Major!
B is fucking! I just like the hoodie.
A: What are you drinking?
B: ordinary water from the crane! is satisfied?
A: Yes
B: Specifically from the filter
A is Major!
B is crazy
A: And you probably sit in the costume for the pizza megatonn backsofy))
B is NO! I am in the dirty rotted settled hoite
A: The poor man!
B to blaze!

It is strange. I sit in the dark, only the monitor lights up and here three flies almost simultaneously sit on the Internet Explorer label.
I think they know 😉

"Internet settings are missing, connect to the Internet to get the settings?"- gives me the phone.
And how it gets, infection.

References to a night club:

I was yesterday in the institution the first and hopefully the last time, I would like to be met at the entrance of the institution less loose and more decently dressed guards. There is no liquid soap and it has never been seen.There are no hooks for bags in the toilet cabins. I haven’t eaten it, thank God.

Did you fucking go there? It is :)

Today the administrator gave a password for logging into the server at work, the password - KalamKakalaKoala
I am his boyfriend.

You have not been in a couple.
Holt: I sat until 4 nights behind the comp, I thought it was too late to go to bed, or I would wake up. But when I was about to go out, it turned out that it was never too late to go to sleep.

xxx: Today in the newspaper, I stumbled upon an announcement-"Pilots are needed for orbital stations".
xxx: I wanted to call and ask "Is it possible to combine with study?"

xxx: I want him to wear me on my arms... and to be hardworking!
Yyy: - go out for the loader!))))

The main final beneficiaries of the Bank “Slavic Credit” today are entrepreneurs: Lili Hikhinashvili, Tengiz Gumbaridze, Seving Ashurova, Paata Gammoneishvili.
The Slavic credit. I would change the name :)

The best porn online! Strike knowledge of theory by lack of practice!

XXX: Who told you this?
YYY: Your acquaintances
xxx: who is it?? to
YYY: You don’t know them.