Question: Why from 2012 a lieutenant of the police or the army will receive
40,000 rubles, and a doctor-specialist with 15 years of experience only 20,000?
Answer: Because the military and the police swear to the state and the government, and the doctors swear to some Hippocrates. Let him pay them!

The family lunch. My grandfather tells me about the summer vacation:
- I remember we were in the Crimea, it was good... Well, your daddy I don’t know... he was small, we didn’t pour him...

Since 01.02.2011 the compulsory military service has been abolished. Thus, the transition to the contract system of the armed forces is finally completed.

True in Germany.

and embarrassed.

My dad knows how to sneeze. He can only craft! My mom and I are already accustomed, and instead of "Be Healthy!" we have the first reaction to his cheek - Eptvuyamat! The reaction is completely involuntary, I would even say, reflexive, but fully corresponding to the state that we have at that moment. Well, not only do we have temporary deafness after such a sneezing, my daddy too! Therefore, he already hears "Be healthy!" which follows a little later, and never offends)))
Yesterday mom calls and just cries in the phone))) Daddy sneezed at work, in a closed office. And then, for half an hour, his boss ran through the hallway, shouting, “Who brought the dog to the office?”Q. Who has just laid a dog??" and
Dad is very proud!

XXX: 3 hours in Gaia. To whom I will tell, they will not believe. Even the haishnuts roar and cry.
xxx: At the crossroads, the fool on Suzuki got to give back and she got in front of us. I went to GAI. During the inspection, this same fool tried to park and got into our ass already. The foolish sheep barely drowned us.

One of the comments to a video with Putin on YouTube:

Putin is smart. He may ask "Where are the cookies?!" reduce the response to "Lack of funding by federal banks in the northern districts..."

I sit in the bus and play Nirvana. The controller approaches, I squeeze a piece of paper, and it asks me, “Do you have Nirvana?” I pulled her one headphone into a stupa: "There is". She is also in a stupor: "Please don’t give a broken banknote". It has gone from the heart :)

You know what the mother-in-law gave for March 8?
YYYY?
HGH-Toilet Water "Antipathy"
yyy-Give her a column "Old P*Zda"

c the rage

Rick, we’ll have something to tell our son! by Kiss:
WOW: How did you fuck me in the men’s toilet at the cinema or how did you fuck me on the roof of the St. Petersburg Philharmonic?

I met a guy for six months, loved him madly and decided to give him my virginity. I am not one of the ten, so I decided to take everything into my own hands. I sent my parents to the country, they came home to me, Romantic, all the business. I stretch for him the width, where everything is ready for battle, only touching the member - he ends. I think nothing, let’s try again. Try the same stuff. Seven times underwear!! to
The comments:
HH: Why did they not continue? No longer standing up?
Yyy: The guy lost consciousness from nervous exhaustion.

And it ran over the face of Vladimir Vladimirovich, but Dmitry Anatolyevich was calm!
Z is. Advertising has been fixed! Stalin would have been shot!!

to you!

The Prehistory.
We serve with brother in various organizations, mercenaries. Brother Saper, I am a sniper. We usually go each in our group.

The history.
The festivities. New Year (seems to be), a mine field in the passage zone, a map is needed. "Brother, did you not put it in place?" Map is received. Painted very vague and sleepy.
We went through the field, and I slept too. On this map, which the conductor held up with his feet. The driver’s name is GPS.

Where are you serving, friend? very needed.

Conversation in the online game:
I will calculate your IP and find you.
WO:Lawy 192.168.0.1
Well guys, I’ll find you soon, fuck you.

As a child, I never understood what "shameful shame" is.

She: Dear gift to me on March 8th Chihuahua
He: be healthy
She is: Oh?? to
He: Well you were just going to say what to give you on March 8 and sneezed. So what to give you?

X: So, fucking, is this your contact? I’ve tried Google, there’s to be registered everywhere.
YYY: O O marry me! I can cook and my head doesn’t hurt.

She: Do you have a girl?
He is: No.
It is now there ;)

On Goodbye Sunday, I write my SMS:
Forgive me for Christ!
After a long pause, the answer:
With whom did you sleep?

No, of course forgiven Sunday is a wonderful tradition... But when at night from a friend comes the message "Sorry for everything", the shaking hands themselves hit the google line "how to speak away from suicide".

Sart (c)

I went to the library today.
amazonka: I climb the stairs up, the librarian runs in front of me, almost knocking on me with a scream
Amazon is finally! Did you come for the boy?
There are all kinds of circles in the library, children are engaged.
amazonka: but I didn’t go out at first, I say: Do you have boys instead of boys books today?