I understand why Superman wears trousers over his pants!This is a reserve.

I am an epic sleeper.

At the crossing I stand with a man, passing by the car, a little scratching (wicked, it is St. Petersburg, the lady). I turn back from the road for a step, two, three, four... I hold my back on something, I am scared, I jump back sharply, I turn and machinefully:
Oh sorry please!
Stallone was not very offended. The man grumbled.

Everyone’s dreams and dreams))

Comments on “GIBD will catch for dumping garbage”:

What if the garbage goes into my car and I throw it out? Am I also threatened with a fine?

Our response to "The League of Outstanding Gentlemen"
Screenplay of the art movie "Noble Collection"
The master of the magic tail Rodion Raskolnikov, the man-paralyzer Ilya Oblomov, the crazy genius Yevgeny Bazarov, the all-destroying Gerasim and his four-legged underwater friend Mumu in company with the striking sniper Yevgeny Onegin and the mysterious General Widow on behalf of the critic Dobroľubov oppose the evil Man-Gogol, wishing to fill Russian literature with the generations of minor Russian romanticism: devils, vias, drowners and pannoumishes in flying tombs.

I will meet a girl who will have hot water at home from May 17 to June 5. Possible further relationships (for next year)

AwakEmaN: A day generally terrible, tired, evil. I sit at home, try to meditate, call my younger brother. The computer broke down, they knew a programmer there told them what to do, well they went, bought a new power unit. I bought it, but the wires are lacking. Ocasia is wooot. I ask, not as stupid as I did not see how much I needed. And what a fucking thing in the family such issues are solved without me. And I got chatted like that, 10 minutes for the most selective mate. What a fucking shit, like that. I finished, calmed down, I say that I will adjust the transitions later. Here is a father’s voice in the bell: “Son, you’re having very critical days there, right?”

Redcliffe needs to tear the pattern from the viewer, trying to play in such an emplacement in which no one is waiting for him. Maybe then they will stop seeing him as a Potter.
Yyy: Potter must play a Nigerian gay soldier with Jewish roots during World War II. The picture where he will break the pattern will go into history.

Drop the cat's head under cold water for a few seconds and let go.
The cat will be occupied for at least 3 hours, well, and you will be able to sleep accordingly.

It is more humane to paste a thin strip of scotch on the back between the shoulder - Cat is dry and enthusiastic about the process until the morning. He hates you, no less.

Unfortunately, in our time, girls try to look attractive, not beautiful. If you think about it, these are very different concepts.

@dreamfa11: The department took the checkpoints after the state exams for conservation. I lost two pieces from the stream.
@nik_sanych: A permissible mistake, no one is perfect :)

TT: I can't explain all the nuances of Russian language

About the DDoS website of the Kremlin on the Habr

XX: A persuasive request not to make political quarrels in comments
WOW: What to discuss then?

SKYPIDAR: Did you catch up with my nick, is it SKYPIDAR, and there is heaven at all?? to

and lol. Look after the advertisement: Archaeologists have found a second version of the Mayan calendar, covered. The end of the world is cancelled." The first thought: The calendar bug has been corrected..) The Moods May Tester, during noticed :D

The gender fighters.
If the other sex irritates you so much, finally change your orientation and live with each other – feminists with feminists, chauvinists with chauvinists!
Get rid of the humorist portals!

I have a long-standing habit of putting a glass of water by myself at night. Recently, happiness fell in the form of two puffy mords. History, I think, is familiar to many - the mouths of their bowl do not drink, they drink exclusively from my bowl. Okay I think. I started to bring water with a spoon, I wake up at night-the basket is sitting and brewing the morse with all its strength!)) Okay well. She started putting two circles, one away from herself and one away from her. They drink from their own. But how did they have friction about the sequence, as a result of awakening from a cold soul! Okay well. I think they might like a cup of my pepper like - put them instead of a bowl of her. Everything went well. 
And the apogee of the story: my mother comes in for a visit that evening, not knowing this epic with circles, it must be said that she thinks that I am very bad about them - the house bought, toys. In general, he goes in - sees the dishes and a circle in their corner, and with an untransmitted intonation says: "I understand so, you will soon put them and a knife with a fork there?" I was broken, if honest)))))

lamamer
from conversations on #addconf: you have a tester with such C++, and you are puzzling her Python...

A dispute with his wife:
I am the master at home! Understand this woman.
Do not be threatened!! to
I: M... or I’ll change my password to wifi!
J: There are no more questions! and :)

I understand why you’re cold and I’m not.
I do not shave my feet.
She is: All! It is decided!

If with women you are trying to pull the stomach, it is time to lose weight.
If you do not try, it is too late.