In Germany, the police of one of the lands protest against the hatchbacks
Their grandparents did not think so during the war.

XXX: Listen, can you come to you now to make copies of three sheets of one piece?
YYY: We do not have Xerox.
XXX is yes. I came to you to do.
YYY: Where is he standing? To be honest, I don’t even see him.
In the window, next to you.
YYY: Blin is Xerox what? I think it’s fucking worth it.

A small northern town, at this time, it is already a minus at night.
I took a taxi to the post office in the morning.
I went on foot and dressed in the summer. I go cold.
I hear the same taxi coming in and the woman-taxi driver offered FREE to bring home with the words "I go there".
I’ve always been skeptical about advertising (divorce and all that), but this woman won my heart!

America’s mind is understandable.
Arsenic is measurable.
Being is nothing special.
Believing in her is not necessary.

There are two people in the corridor: a black cat (in a red cloth) and a daughter behind him.
My daughter runs:
Look at the Musketeer!
I am :
and Nea. This is a guard.
And only then came the idea that tormenting a cat is bad.

News: "The mayor of Odessa planted 6 pine trees in the area of Arkady"
Q: When does he do his job?
Man is looking for himself...

It is as terrible as a nuclear war.
y: how the atomic war orbits

In the evening, after work, I went to the store and bought products. Before going to bed, in order not to forget the work of the sausage, she wrote on a small sheet with a fatty flomaster: "DURA! Take a cupcake"! And attaching a stick to her hat, she went to sleep. In the morning he goes to the subway to work... the man next door sits, pushes her to the side and says, “Well, stupid, did you forget the sausage?”

In the midst of the "orange" revolution, a joke for the sake of the white hat of our courier grabbed a healthy orange mark with Yushchenko and all his guard. They sprinkled the whirlwind, feeling her reaction (she is a fierce supporter of Yanukovych). Who knew that when she was going to go with the mail, she would not look in the mirror, and we would turn around and forget to warn? She returned, almost suffocated me - half a day with a huge agitation on her forehead, she walked around the city - and to the police and to the prosecutor's office, no bastard said anything to her :-), until the security guard stopped in our court :-)

The girl’s thoughts (the guy doesn’t call after the first sex):
I was too accessible and I don’t care about it anymore – 78%
He didn’t like sex with me – 12%
He is a senseless cattle and he is foolish to fool me - 9%
He is just very busy and has no time to call him - 1%

Krasa74: It is said that in the West it is extremely inappropriate to meet on the street. But if the guy saw the girl on the street, he liked her - how to meet her, so that it is decent?
ilovemymonkey: drag her into the room
Yalexey: You can go to the entrance or to the subway. Just in the bushes. meet up there.

koriot: It’s interesting, when you’re under 29, you’re a clever, untouched guy, a beautiful brunette agrees with you to reinstall her windows at home for baking. Is that what it is called?

Dusty: At 29 you should go to brunettes at least raise a domain for a couple of thousands of users with affiliates, and not for a cookie, but at least for a cake.

There is a group of people sitting on the shift, reading a magazine. I ask :
What are you reading?
The Cosmopolitan
*Look at the cover - "Gaming"*
– is...
The fucking! Remove gambling in the bag, get a cosmopolitan
O_O

I now understand how bad people have been doing us since childhood.
A child comes from the garden and says:
We learned a new poem...
Which one?
- "Good morning - I am a deer"

How to burn ready blenders?
NN: Well, you fill the oil...
How are the cakes?
NN: Yes, like the cocktails.
HQ : thank you.

Gary Oldman (March 21, 1958) younger than Gary Newman (March 8, 1958) by 13 days

The fools, who previously placed the power button above the arrow keys on conventional keyboards, now place it above the Escape key on the laptops keys.

A guy and a girl sit in the bus, holding hands.
Part of Dialogue:
You are a girl, and who are you?! to
She is: I? I am your tumor. We are symbiots, I am beautiful and smart, and you eat.

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Alexander removed the page with the words:
I barely found that fucking button.)

XXX: The Mirror
Zzz: the grasses suck at the tyrants :)
yyy: I don’t even want to imagine what it looks like)))))))

I remember when I was in school. Someone put a scene "when the teachers were young":
The first English words were taught by the boys in the courtyard... and only much later she learned that they were not English words at all.
A computer scientist from childhood loved to work on a computer, but since computers did not exist then, he did not like to work... so he did not like to work.
A mathematician from childhood loved to count to ten, then she grew up and her mother allowed her to count to half eleven.