I put a turtle on a computer table. After a while, her husband said in surprise, taking her in his hands:
Oh, you are the turtle!
and??? to
I just thought I wanted to throw some rubbish...
An animal in life, amorphous and unregulating to talk, for the first time turned his head to his voice. Such expressive and flattered eyes have never been seen in a turtle.

From the interview in the IT company:
A job that you will not do under any circumstances?
Killing people

A minute of developer cavity:
to execute?! to
Yes, EXE is cute! ^ ^ ^

My first sexual fantasy was Agent Mulder.
YYYY: Oo
XXX is fucking!! and scallops!!! to
Yyy: late afternoon.. burned the guy)))))))))

A friend came to visit.
Q: Do you have a computer?
I: He is 7 years old.
D: And who gathered you that shit?
I: You are at all!
D: You see, seven years, and how it works!!! to

XXX: What are you doing?
Home, alone and drinking.
XX: What are you drinking with?
YYY: I am pleased to fuck!

In the center of Chelyabinsk a public house is closed.
At such a rate, the capital of the Southern Urals may remain without cultural institutions.

Does milk digest quickly?
yyy: Milk "dissolves" even faster with cucumbers :)
Zzzz: If they are miscalculated, then they...

This robot, 40 cm tall, will count the number of calories eaten per day and kindly remind you that it is time to stop eating.

xxx: remind me he reminds me, but it won't stop me

yyy: maybe the next model will tear out of your hands and not allow the refrigerator to run out of the current

In the Jewish Autonomous Region sold the CPP at the state border.
That’s what I understand – business.

XX: Olegus, by the way, was wet again.
xxx: I went to a new job for an interview, he liked it very much, to go not far, the collective, etc. is shorter than super everything.
XXX: He is there as usual, say, we will call you later.
He waited for three days, thought that he had been forgotten, dropped contact with the Lord, so that he could try his luck too.
xxx: Well, 2 weeks passed, the Lord was taken there, he then told me that he said, they wanted to take another person, 4 days before you the interview was held, but then he did not call, and then you appeared...))

According to the results of the congress of "United Russia", the poster of the performance "Wait for you, the cheerful gnom" of the Omsk theatre-studio Love Yermolaeva has been transferred to the House of the Government of the Russian Federation.

>LUPEAN*ROCK*< (14:48:21 26/09/2011)
Pervaks were told, if anyone has a lamp in the section does not work, then write an application to an electrician... One of the gifted sent an application to the universe’s website in the name of the rector. The dean grabbed the first, and the others down the chain. Two days before night, the electricists were sitting in the shelter, could not leave.

XXX is
I picked up a man in the department.
YYY
That dumb?
XXX is
Create a file ball and explain who and how to use it.
XXX is
He immediately took a new equipment, sat next to him and said what to do.
XXX is
The Beautiful))

XXX: How would such a sound name come up with?
XXX: The Election
xxx for the domain
YYYYYYYYYYYY

xxx: here you say the elections took place... but here imagine the unexpected, Zhirinovsky!!!! to

Speaking of the ass.
At the time of my impaired youth, I had a roots whose parents held bees. And then one evening we went to him in the warehouse, to have a good rest. And after destroying a pair of stickers, they found that next to us is 5 50-litre flags with honey.
and constipation. There was no ZAPOR, precisely in large letters, was that at least a coat of fork.
So the expression "slap asshole" made sense to me.
This is popular wisdom, yes.

What kind of natural soap? Soap is fat and alkaline. and chemistry.
YYY: You do not understand anything. Natural soap is obtained in natural stores from natural girls-sellers!
zzz: It is important to check that the girls are naturals.

Bl... you are! It is worth for an hour to leave the contact on and somewhere away from the comp and you have already broken up!!! to

XHH: They are going to shoot "Strong Nuts - 5"...
Wow seriously? Will the old Willis with a stick and a suitcase win a place in the electric car? :D