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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43984
 04.03.2011
xxx (22:56:42 3/03/2011)
The Gifts! Gary, you have a good time with me ?

yyy (22:57:15 3/03/2011)
Give me a mine?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43983
 04.03.2011
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Plus a hundred to the reputation of Lazarus.
I was left in GTA4 by a girl.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43982
 04.03.2011
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YYY: This is called kejual!
This is within the Boulevard - a kejual, and in the Mytish you are a gopnik!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43981
 04.03.2011
Only a girl can call at night with the words “I don’t want to talk to you”, “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you.”

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №43980
 04.03.2011
xxx: fucking, how to remove a virus,which does not want to be removed,and from it nothing to write on the flash?and ((

yyy: "format c:" over twenty years in the anti-virus market

Will it conflict with Kaspersky?
Ainu

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43979
 04.03.2011
Everything in Russia somehow smoothly goes to the end of the cartoon "Chippolino"...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43978
 04.03.2011
We go with friends around the world of children, looking for a gift to a friend (Tamar) for others. The plan is to buy a huge bouquet and a expensive bottle of champagne. Suddenly we encounter a giant mouse for just three thousand.
1: Do you think the same thing about me?
2: Yes, in the ass of flowers, we take the mouse
What are you, fool? Fuck the Tamara, let’s take it!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43977
 04.03.2011
I love fishing, but I don’t know.

YYY: What can we do there? Drink to drink.

This can turn into tourism.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №43976
 04.03.2011
Sergey is ready.
[21:33:09] Serge: helmet report
[21:33:26] Slava : kirasa report
[21:33:36] Slava : bear the report
c) LANIT

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43975
 04.03.2011
The two programmers:
Another uncomfortable move from your side.
10 and?? to
And... the count of your uncomfortable movements will increase by one.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43974
 04.03.2011
Grandchildren (10:20:02 3/03/2011)
In 1996, Bora “Sneyk” Jopin finally left the group “Dead Hook and Red Sails” and together with Loiša Teplenki (ex-”Gavno”) and Voi Tuhly (e-”Shining Blue Puzzles”) created a new project – “Ebonite Column”.

The band recorded ten albums, among which was the album "I Shake Myself in a Room with Curved Mirrors" was awarded the "Rock Fool" award in 1999, after which the group dissolved.

Sergey (10:29:59 3/03/2011)
It is a pity that it broke...

Grandchildren (10:30:10 3/03/2011)
Oh, I would listen

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43973
 04.03.2011
Vladivostok, I go on a bus, on the radio reports that fishing in Russia will be paid. Two men are talking to each other:
Soon we’ll fuck up for money.
You will soon have nothing to fuck.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43972
 04.03.2011
Frost on the street... Talk to my brother:
Fuck, my lips are broken.
In the winter, bite them.
You would say "eat them"
Buy a mask.
The pink?! to
She is colorless.
Is it colorless to me?
- O_0
Ups

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43971
 04.03.2011
It is necessary to think about the news with the text: "In her blog, Anastasia Volochkova announced the removal from the air of two television programs with her participation, attributing this to the revenge of United Russia and the actions of the leadership of the presidential administration..." to name "The defeated member of the party did not fit in the television". :D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43970
 03.03.2011
Understood on the lab by axes that the reed was standing, when to the T-shirt with the inscription Cannibal Corpse he bought a phrase with a mystical and terrible hue:
“Today we’ll meet the demons, zombies, and learn how to kill!”! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43969
 03.03.2011
Who doesn’t know Uncle Steph?
Uncle Stephens
From March 1st of this year
Uncle the police officer!

Who doesn’t know Uncle Stepa?
Uncle Stepa is very courageous.
That is why it is called
The Uncle Sam.

The Terminator Films
Uncle Sam looked at it.
“I need your clothes.”
He took off the poor and dressed himself.

The new form is better.
Like a movie in 3D.
The pockets are wider and deeper.
As in Gibbs.

If you are on the task,
Uncle Sam will die from the bullets.
Do not be sad in advance.
My Uncle Robot!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43968
 03.03.2011
[xxx]: recently seen on the television, menta narka delayed to the department brought, began the interrogation, the narka in the pocket ringed something, they get tamagochi, narik apologizing tone says, "I forgot to feed him."

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43967
 03.03.2011
I watched that for 4.5 thousand.
Q: Are they winter?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43966
 03.03.2011
News from Lenta.ru
02.03 11:19 Invented way to find bold turtles

What do publishers smoke?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43965
 03.03.2011
The lecturer on the tower wrote on the board 'Lin. proeb.' and began to tell with a smart look about the linear transformations of a lying audience.

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