After all these annoying TV shows, I would very much like to watch the show "Crematorium with the Stars!"

XXX: I am at work. I decided to go to YouTube, to get a little distracted. I see the "too many requests from your network" error. I look at the faces of other people. Everyone is working hard. and ah.

If my parents paid more attention to my childhood passions, I could have become an astronaut, a paleontologist, or an artist. and ninja

I saw a magazine advertisement from a tour agency. On the first page of the flight description elegant inscription - "for lovers of comfort, there are business class "President" and improved business class "Premier" tickets available.

That’s what I call marketing :D

Artemchik2010
Shit, how old are you?
zanuda
It is awkward to ask a girl.
Artemchik2010
Okay, let’s ask something else. If I fuck you, will I be arrested?

When I was a student, I dreamed of becoming a student.
and here.
I study during the day, work at night, work at night. In the eyes of the docks and originals. I eat three times a week, sleep three hours a day when the roof is already running, drink vodka with my note, without a snack.
How I want to be a student.

I’ll go, I’ll get a cigarette, I’ll have a beer, I’ll blow up my girlfriend and I’ll drink a soluble cup of coffee.
YYY: Don’t forget to send me a sketch of your car in 3D max.
I will now pay her to God.

My colleagues called me a satanist because of my addictions to heavy music, the belt and the color of my hair. I suggested that I go down halfway. Calling for Lucifer. were terrifying. I just wanted beer. No one understands me. I mix the sugar against the clock. What makes them confused...

Xxx: Yes, all the programmers are fucking
YYY: Do not summarize
XXX: Take at least you
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

I go to the public toilet today. I sit down. He laughed, and on the door was written:
Not for the first time here.
Stir the unit.
Tom is a gentleman.
Do not go to shame!
If you put a bucket,
He shrugged his ass.
Look at the unit.
Or is it all okay.
If there is “something” there,
That “something” is not enough.
in the hand in a moment,
Damn that you look,
If you do not go away,
Instead of meeting,
We have all that,
We will put you back in the shit!
More for optimism.
Make a good cliché!
Then finally in us.
There will be clean uniforms!!! to

...from the sex forum (not literally): - Ah, if I knew in my youth that anal sex is so cool, I would definitely marry a girl out!

We went out to nature on the weekend.
They came, drank a beer, and there Dimon found a baggage bag in my trunk. I picked up a piece of sausage and let’s scream "YAZZH, kids!!! Good luck to you!and "
A minute 20 orals.
This is Dybala.
This is not the word, fucking. The village was nearby. Thus the old man with his wives escaped. The two almost fought for their place.

I am angry with people who learn a smart word and then use it at any convenient occasion. They are a priori fools.

We have a sports car:
1st Take a sports nail.
2nd We forge the sports holes in the resonator until the desired sound is reached.
Three We get bricks on the hood from the thankful inhabitants of the surrounding houses.
You can, of course, and frostbite with the purchase of frostbite mistakes, such as straight currents, spoilers, etc., but it will be more expensive, and the brick on the cap will be the same.

Director Fyodor Burundukchok made a new blockbuster.

I work in a small manufacturing company. To accomplish one simple task perfectly suited sticks from chupacheps...

All departments and neighbors were connected.

Albert Gore confirmed the arrival of the iPhone 5 in October
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login123, 22.09.2011 21:30 The market of donor kidneys collapsed.

She: I was interested in your proposal with ananas ) Or all coffee is psychedelic.
He: These are young boys, who? Young and inexperienced. It is not fashionable to drink coffee. Come for lunch tomorrow, I’ll feed an ananas.
She: Okay, I will go :)

Today the cat out from the morning " pleased" - I go to the toilet, he sits there on his toilet - raises his head and with absolutely human intonation "myyryryr!!!..."... I was so conscientious that I didn’t knock

and autumn. Transportation collapse in Peter. There is asphalt everywhere. You have to hurry until it rains.