Good day – Hi! There is so much evil and negativity in our forum! So many insults and insults! Let us live peacefully and peacefully. I propose to begin to respect each other, to live in an atmosphere of mutual respect, to respect each other’s rights and interests! Be polite, correct, formulate your thoughts in human language. Make our forum a good and decent place!

Give it up, goat!! to

Good: - Oh, you are a bad creature, I offer a good thing here, and you, the shit of this, write a bad nonsense! Fuck me from this topic!!! to

It’s good 😉 😉 😉 😉

My friend is a fool. In the accounting book at the place where you need to write the name of I.O.For example, Ivanov E. G.He wrote E. and Gennadyevich.

Her husband had a fever and lay in bed for several days. I think many wives know how capricious sick husbands are. He wants tea with lemon, she did - he already wants coffee, then put the cat next to him, then drive the cat away, then it is too dark, then it is too light, then fix the pillow, then scratch the heel, etc. And something I was quite running, upset, and I say to him in the evening:"Yes, but I will get sick, you will not even give a glass of water..."Nakarkala. He was not healed, he slept. So my husband, while at home, every five minutes with a ride smile brought me water :-)

Tortic: And I used the chip, mouse and keyboard for the last century, now it's fashionable to play Brain.

Grinder: You are not stressed by messages such as "Device not found"?

Torlan: Not so long ago in the general chat was talking about anime
Torlan: Then the conversation went over to football
Torlan: the most powerful of all was Tasik_12, whom everyone knew as a cute nursing schoolgirl
Torlan: the schoolgirl loudly stated that he was on the wheel <name_team>
Torlan: We had vague doubts...

I mean, I am a fucking...
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Yesterday "Canada-Slovakia" watched with the tribe. He is 6, in hockey does not understand the line, but he was sick for the Canadians. I am for the Slovaks. He constantly whispered with his dude that his Canadians were cooler, and my just “pounds” (the count was 3-1). So I said after the break that the hockey players changed clothes and now the Canadians are playing in white. In the end, my friends won, and he believed.
You are the devil 😉

She: I found the cheapest flower bar. )))
Is it a cemetery?
She is:...
It is: PZDC

YouTube video showing a girl attacked by a shark

This would not have happened if she was in the kitchen.

Bite by a dog. very strongly. for the hand. brought in injury. The nurses put on the bed, and the wound from below - on the back is not comfortable, put on the stomach, pushed a special bar under me, placed a hand on it as it should. They start to knit anesthesia, it hurts me – I talk in the air with my heels... And then the doctor comes in... And so: Oh, why does she push her legs in the opposite direction?? to

The Idiots:

What is considered to be the original payment order if the payment is electronic and no paper was and was not intended? Do the electrons show anything?

If you’re an idiot, don’t post it on the internet. A payment order, as it can be seen from its very name, is an order to make a payment that the customer gives to the bank in which he has an account. It does not confirm the fact of payment - you banally have no money on the account, the order you gave, the bank refused to pay, and all. Therefore, there is such a thing as a printed payment order, on which the bank places a blue stamp on the execution (and at the same time it indicates when the payment order was actually executed). If you carefully re-read the text of tax refusal, then,, if you are lucky, you will find that the tax authority asked you to confirm the fact of payment of the duty, not the fact that you asked your bank to make a payment. But what I am about, it won’t happen.

With respect,
The 65th Level Accountant

XXX: Yes, and what happens if you mix sedatives and drink?
YYY: It will get sick, but you will not be upset

I live with my parents. This morning (usually when I get up, they’re already going to work), it’s probably gone wrong. I woke up from the noise. When she realized that someone was drilling something, an unknown vicious neighbor stopped his act. Afterwards, I decided to visit Close. Sow, sorry, to the toilet, the drill sounded again, so that I just jumped. My ears were just like that. Not knowing what to do, I have urine:
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And then, from my kitchen, my dad’s voice heard: “We don’t, and you?”

The true essence of man is revealed when he is given complete freedom of action.

The days with my wife and granddaughter (4,5 years old) we sit on one of the benches near the suburban cash, waiting for the electric car, which is almost two hours. A large number of people rest or spend time nearby. Anyone who has been to Kaliningrad at Southern Station knows that the treasures are on their way to suburban trains, as if in a tunnel with a separate entrance. There is nothing to do to watch what is happening around us. A day before the weekend, and the weddings one by one pass by, some stop near us on the train station square. From the car, young people and the discharged audience are poured out, marked with champagne or something stronger. They leave. Some weddings (likely to come for registration from the area) are overloaded in buses and left on them.
Suddenly, one wedding, or rather, its youthful component (the bridegroom and the bride, witnesses and a man ten young people) are moving forward in our direction, we are naturally interested. The whole campaign enters the tunnel, a witness on the road wraps in the train station tent for a minute and jumps out with four bottles of champagne. Twenty minutes later, all the slightly entertained people go back, with them a few more people dressed clearly not for the holiday, some in a railway shirt. Obviously, the bride works here and decided to visit the staff.
The bridegroom for some necessity goes to the car, and the bride with two girls goes aside from the entrance, there is such a corner, formed behind the exit in the wall, which, judging by the numerous cigarettes on the asphalt, is used mainly as a place for smoking and... right, takes a cigarette from them and smokes.
To admit, a lush white beautiful dress with open shoulders, a cute face, an elegant haircut and suddenly - a cigarette in your hands, rubbed with "tours", asphalt, not very beautiful composition, it turns out. I just thought of how suddenly I heard a loud ringing child’s voice: “This beautiful wife is smoking, isn’t it so bad, grandmother?” The people around smiled, some even started laughing. I accidentally turned my head to the left and saw the red like the cancer of the bridegroom just passing by at this time. He stumbled sharply at the bride, pulled a cigarette out of her hand and began to say something sharply, she burst out, ran back into the tunnel to the box office, he and the witness behind her. The friends, looking around, stayed. A minute later, a witness came out and approached them, asking them to approach the young people in the form of a “support group”. When asked what was there and how, quite loudly, he replied with one word: "Collapse." What immediately followed (calling, loudly, as taught in the kindergarten) commentary of our child: "Grandmother, really, you can't say so, you have to say KAKAYU!" The people who smiled before this began to slip from the benches, and the wife said, "This is the beginning of family life..."

Strange people these French people, less than a week before the elections, and they still don’t know who will be their president.

To the topic of the necessity / unnecessity of Georgian tape.

Instead of discussing this for hours on the Internet and shit in comments, those who have cars, go to the district council of veterans and offer your help with the deportation of veterans on events these days. You can’t imagine how many concerts, performances, parades, meetings with youth they have now. And these are very elderly people, going on a bus and then walking to the venue of the event is very difficult for them. No separate transportation is provided. And then it will not matter if there is a Georgian tape on your car or not, the main thing you will do a big and really important thing. The benefits from it will be immeasurable, and its price for you - a few hours spent and unconsumed beer on holidays.

Zizmo > sparkle, NASA astronauts are forced to teach Russian... <link>
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SlavA > well laundry, ch. They are flying on our own rockets. You should know what "Jobanorotpizdec’s sound is!!!and "
G&G and the most important thing! What does that mean!!! to
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It is yes. Discover the difference in intonation. For what is spoken calmly may mean the opposite.
Zizmo > type, it’s too late to get confused...

In the morning, after the most violent inscription, my mother calls.

Mother : Hi Did you have guests last night?
I: No, what is it?
Mom: Then I have two questions: Why doesn’t the switch work in the kitchen? Whose iPhone is in the freezer?

Non-normative vocabulary written

X: Hello
Welcome to E.L.
X: 0 0 0 Hello
U: for the hello beats in the table
X: Hello to you!
Hello, you’ll get to the mouth!
H: Well, b... t, hi
Tag: get to the kidneys
I went to h.i.
...
Emm, I went by myself!
Q: Do you remember that I promised you that you don’t have a Google account?
...
X: You will take it to the library. There are such books, the truth is, the old ones - it will not work and they will not bear. So this is, take the spare lunch...
and fucking

With VIO:
The most dangerous virus is humans. The virus is reproduced sexually, now there are more than 6 billion units of this virus. A computer can do anything.
p.s This virus is unusually surviving, as it doesn’t try to make it survive for decades.