Nurgaliev proposed to catch ordinary citizens instead of criminals. Because, firstly, ordinary citizens are more, and secondly, they are much easier to catch.

‎[14:53:42] A: Serrog, and the harm of the left mirror where to buy a backpack?
[14:54:07] S: the forehead???? to
[14:54:22] A : Yes, the front left
A: And a mirror.
[14:54:43] A: From the Ikea closet

Comments on Cats:
XXX: What kind of person?
The British Blue
XXX: Well, it is understandable, and the breed is what?

In childhood, all the joys are great.
Bakutkin

It was in 1993 when I worked in a business firm.
Planned deliveries of food canules in Letu, the chef rotated on the old, worked links (feed 100 thousand people - it is not you a lamb sneezed)... Arrived in Peter steam ship with sugar from hot countries. In order not to remain "with the nose", a reliable, verified suitcase with a suitcase of money was sent. And in Peter with the foods then it was not important for
To "fix intentions" the race urgently needed oil (slip).
Calls the boss, it is urgent to send a 20-kilogram parallel piped by plane... At the airport (according to the instructions) I found a person on the registration “with a simple, good face, in tight, non-reducing clothes (in the sense, without nails and scissors) and without luggage”, with him.
- case over the shoulder, jeans, jacket. Agreeed without thinking (then about terrorism only in the American militants heard).... "SOS" from Peter - there is no man of this... Then Palych told: "The plane has arrived, to the trap -
Two jeeps and a limousine. I am down, there is no arrival in the hall. I see - the box of our orphan is talking on the carrier, an - you won't take it!
Only after an hour the situation was resolved: this limousine met our man, and he remembered and returned from the city, accompanied by the same jeeps and "shops" in them. I apologized for a long time.” A heart attack didn’t shake me in expectation. Simple good face, modest, clean clothes.

Medvedev at the press conference:
How many questions can you ask about politics, gentlemen?
No...?
Can we talk about sex?
Hm... Well let’s go!
When will this mess in the country end?!! to

I work as an administrator in a hotel. Probably, there is no need to mention that funny surnames are found at every step: Kuku, Bublik, Memblov, Somik, Todyrko... Today Trufakin came in. I would give a lot to see his passport.

xxx: And what do you think of the movie "Rebellion of the Planet of the Apes"?
yyy: The movie is not bad, but Obama on the poster was not very successful

(14:47:14) Max: After traveling with strangers on the shuttle, the Light didn’t immediately understand why she didn’t go down. © by
(14:47:50) Natasha: Is she a shemale?
(14:48:09) Max : : D
(14:48:21) Max: Well, I almost guessed! and ?
(14:48:25) Max: Natasha, in any case, don’t go to the shells! and ?

<Den> I need to relax, or I...
<Silv> let’s go
<Silv> of course
<Den> As I was told in the army. You’re so stressed that if you start eating coal, in a week you’ll be haunting with diamonds.

Judging by the amount of pornography on the Internet, after the twentieth century came not the XXI century, but the XX century.

XXX: So now I have a super-megacomputational powerhouse in a beautiful black box and I command it!!! I don't know what it is and download something other than max - it can even let me movies in 3gp from DVD-RIPs almost fly the envelope
YYY: Put the mosaic...
ZZZ: Firefox set up!

You will ask me a question.)
Which one?
You gave it to me.)
Extremely sensitive =D

Goschahn
Chat is boring. No one with whom to talk.)
Alexxxl
Sophie’s wedding is scheduled for Friday.
Goschahn
I remember something.)
Alexxxl
she literally a week before the wedding.. ordered tamada broke her leg.... I suggested that she would be handed a castle, a poppy on her shoulder and an eye bandage.. well and a striped T-shirt.... did not approve ))))

I wanted a beer and it went like always.

xxx: yyy, I'm your mom *bal shl*ha she ended gnide understood you come I come she porvu nah*u as momshu your urod goose come gnide eyebrows
Tagged: address
xxx: rednaark Sverdlovskaya 40 sq 47 let's hnida I'll buy you a ticket come to Gandon I'll stretch you up
Hi my neighbor. Parents at home?

Shepherd(14:51:16 15/08/2011)
Is there an abortion at home?

Lenochka (14:56:19 15/08/2011)
You took the last two.

News from focus.ua:

06:15 Zebrous Amadins have a tendency to sustained homosexual relationships

Far from the first time I read the word "amadin" correctly, it turned out that it was a bird. But I still thought.

It can be great:
Come home from work and discover that your beloved wife is cooking soup in a 3-liter pot. Get closer to the pot, and contemptuously leading the nose, shout: “Aha!!! You are cooking the magic grass again, witch. I thought you were going to poison me.

This fascinating method quickly raised the mood of the medical staff of the burn department of the nearest hospital.

Comment on the article "Google bought Motorola"

Sergey, you asked to buy a motorcycle, we bought it.
What model?
The model?! to