- Maxim, and my parents have gone to the country...You know what I am talking about?
M-M-M, Lucia, it is a clown! Tomatoes are brought!

You don’t understand, I always what I want, just nikoya not to and is my goal. I am a winner.

Novosti: The evacuation plan now necessarily includes a toilet cabin pictogram.
Everything happens in panic.

Yesterday I had a quarrel with Lenka (((
WOW: What happened? You haven’t seen each other for two weeks. She wrote that she wanted to meet you.
HH: She wanted it very much.
We rented the apartment yesterday and spent the night very busy.
WOW : and?
I mean, I borrowed her money.
Well, in the evening, so as not to forget to give them, I put them on the table.
And now imagine "Morning. She stands up, kisses me, and I ask for the debt and fly out of my mouth: “Thank you, it was a great night, money on the table.”
The hidden meaning of this phrase I only understood when the vase arrived in me.

I walk through the street, the guy who distributes leaflets suits me, I look, a painful thick leaflet, I ask what is it? He says this book! She looks at my stunned eyes and says she needs to be read! I tell him that I can’t read, and he tells me there are pictures! I had to take :(

xxx: the bugs fucked both discettes with the digital signature of the organization
Are there no backstage?
XXX: the second disc and was a backbone
YYY :....

Ave & Sim

In the metro. The old lady is God’s fool. with a polyethylene bag. in the bag of melted meat, it slowly drops a fluid of blood color. The inscription on the package: "Today I helped children!"

he repaired the dishwasher, changed the pad in the crane, the wife on joy gave straight in the kitchen. He felt like a German actor.

Comments to the news "On the shootings "The Inhabitants of Evil" suffered 16 zombies":
xxx: "People with injuries to legs and back" long slipped to the hospital wickedly
Yyy: Funny to watch the reaction of the medical staff on the victims
Zzz: Medical staff shot as they could

Congratulations on TV.

Congratulations to Katy Perry.
The arrival of Dad.

and Dad.

A letter with a prefix :)
I am Vadim Borisovich. I am in an impasse. I checked the lab. I noticed the mistakes and started counting. I found that Ve is less than Vs- because the maximum negative maneuver overload is -0.96. Consequently, the root is also less than one unit and by the formula reduces the speed. That is, the aircraft is not calculated for flights in a reversed position... and then how to show it on the chart? Do not take into account Vs- or make a performance there? And if you do a performance, how?

Prepaid: What is it?

Now to the question of the chief: "And this has gone into this? answered :
Oleg Vladimirovich has gone to Urengoy! It was initially:
It is TV!

xxx: I wiped the wool hat, it now tightened and became smaller by 50 sizes.

YYY: Less than 50 sizes - so it can now be dressed for the household! This is the same in winter.

News in the newspaper.
Rockets that landed in the 90s are coming to freedom.
That’s what I think – so many collector’s offices divorced...!

You know, I like you very much.
Do you like it, or would you like to tell your friends?

@maxgrishin: feeding a cat - the speed on torrents increased by 7.5 times. Here is Karma.

If you want to know whose equipment it is, just turn it off.

xxx: the saying about irreplaceable people ceases to work when you go on vacation (

xxx: Today hanged on the wall a breakdown calendar with anecdotes.
XXX: I have to blush. In the end, I am on December 17.

Message on the forum:

Urgently!! to
I am looking for a taxpayer for the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, Part II. Federal Law No. 306-FZ of 27.11.2010