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How to use the GOTO operator in C++?
"Say please, or a friend gave a book - a self-taught C++, and a page with goto - ripped out"

> we have a medical examination here in the office
Under the therapist table quickly emerged a 1024 gigabit table

Fuck, with the purchase of a Nokia, I became one of those dogs who are worn all over the cabinets and ask, “Do you have a fine charge from Nokia?”

Why are you not in a couple?
YYY: And I asked, I said I need to work.
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Yyy: No, I went to universe at work
xxx: Bravo to you

Leha: Throw, I washed the flash with the jeans in the machine, and on it almost all of my stories! I thought it all, I will have to write again. And the flecha dried up and earned, everything is read. As the saying goes, manuscripts do not burn.

These good manuscripts do not burn, and yours do not drown)))

I sit and listen to music. The song just switched, and Dad came in. From the columns to the entire room is: "No... Do not eat!and "
Dad looks at the columns thoughtfully, says “OK, I’ll come later,” turns and leaves.

XXX am I stupid?
I went from 3 to 5 right away!

Jason's daughter: Today at work they gave a chic bouquet of flowers, and in a representative tone asked to become a mistress...
Jason's Daughter: Oh time, to bluff!

Seminar on Physics. Prepod interrogates a group of students on the theoretical part, concluding that those, in addition to knowing nothing, are still unable to think logically. After a little thought, the prede says: "Open your notebooks on the first page. All opened up? Homo sapiens sapiens (the intelligent and intelligent man)And now scratch one of the sapiens with a pencil, scratch it when you ascend to that peak of evolution.
Minutes after 10 of this lesson, the teacher adds: “You,, and the second sapiens will be outlined.”

I’m working on a new Nokia device. In the list of SMS templates carefully created by the manufacturer for busy people who have no time to write: "I'm in a meeting, I'll call you at...", "I'm busy, lets meet in..." and so on. and etc. And at the end of the list "I love you too" Ssuki :-)

Today I stood at a stop and watched a remarkable picture: the DPS car approaches, a sergeant comes out of it and immediately brakes the first stranger, bingo, gets on the leg and immediately goes to the tent for cigarettes, after which he sits in his car and leaves, the stop was lying!

The man whose beautiful eyes struck a girl! You at least helped her get up, or just licked, like those three men. What happened to me last winter when I broke my leg? If it wasn’t for the old lady who wandered by the wind, I’t have reached the bench.
At work, a 20-year-old employee became fascinated by classical detectives, read Rex Staut, and cried after the phrase that Niro Woolf stood up when a woman entered his office. The fact that the headcoat should be removed was also news for him. Why do you think so hard, stupid grandmother?
Men are one name.

Steve Jobs clearly stole the idea from Baba Yaga.
The apple-by-powder is the original Russian method of transmission of information.

Unconnected: A friend said: “The Western company: all individuals are idiots, and together they are a great team. “Russian company: they are all classy guys, and together they are a collection of idiots.”

News from Euronews:
16:53 New riots in Yemen
16:24 Formation of new government in Libya is delayed;
14:43 In the south of England deportation of nomads;
14:14 Tens of thousands of Japanese demand the closure of the nuclear power plant.

It feels like someone can’t play in civilization.

She:...Not only that sex as such did not happen (due to the absence of a housewife that could raise him), so he still decided to entertain me: he pressed his lips to my buttocks, dulled with a characteristic sound and so amusedly shouted at the same time: Pearls!!!! to

PooPeeR: Those who have served in the army, and who advocate to serve others, are like people who have already purchased a Kalin machine and claim that it is a beautiful machine.

Today the chief in the corporate chat issued:
xxx: well I can't over you adminas rju)) kind of adminas, and the same people as everyone)))

xxx: Uffms of Krasnoyarsk region, knowing that I lost my passport, sent me a fine of 300 rubles in an ordered letter to receive what? The correct passport

Putin to Medvedev before the elections
Now let me go up...