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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53684
 21.09.2011
The thickest and most disgusting trolls are those guys who post complaints about underdog, on behalf of underdog girls.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53683
 21.09.2011
I come from the client, I stand at the stop. Next to her mother and seven-year-old child. The boy runs like a stunned man, and his mother screams at him all the time: “You’ll fall again!” I will not regret you!"
A few more creaks and the guy falls naturally, and into the most dirt...
I warned you!
Yes, I did not fall! I just wanted to grind the land!
The curtain... the whole stop was bed)))

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53682
 21.09.2011
I sit on the balcony, I smoke a cigar, I drink a whiskey, heavy rock runs in my headphones, it’s cold on the street and it’s raining, so I wrapped up in a pledge, thinking about the girl I recently broke up with.
Is it a brutal vanilla?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53681
 21.09.2011
Let’s give you a baking cake!? to
...??? to
He loves bread.
I will give you a dredge. She likes all sorts of pictures on the walls.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53680
 21.09.2011
XXX: The cat has lost a lot of weight today... right into my shoes...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53679
 21.09.2011
[11-09-19 10:29:04 PM] Mama: how did you have your first day of work
[11-09-19 10:29:14 PM] Julietta: normal
[11-09-19 10:29:50 PM] Mama: already well, and for the apartment paid
[11-09-19 10:29:58 PM] Julietta: Yes paid on Saturday
[11-09-19 10:30:10 PM] Mom: you are more beautiful
[11-09-19 10:30:14 PM] Julietta:???? to
[11-09-19 10:30:36 PM] Julietta: who is sitting there??? to

[ + 71 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53678
 21.09.2011
I am angry with stupid idiots with an orange bark on the rose, who think they are beautiful.
I am angered by girls aged 15-16 with joyful outcry about how they lost their virginity.
How I get angry with teenagers who are suitable for me and ask to give them a cigarette.
I get angry with people who think they are the smartest.
How angry I am about people telling everyone how thick they are, though, fucking, thin, like fireworks.
How I get angry with people who talk behind my back all the shit about me, and then when they meet, they laugh sweetly.
Fuck how people are angry.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53677
 21.09.2011
In Kiev closed the firm ПростоPrint for the fact that they printed T-shirts with the inscription “Thank you to Donbass residents.”
You should support - plus here... and inscriptions, shirts, etc. IRL is.
Remember, we are not vandals. On beautiful / wellined / freshly painted write only if it is yours! And without fanaticism - now for such an inscription will be 15 days as a drink to give to give, in Andreevsky Donetsk hopship has already shot a man for such a T-shirt.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53676
 21.09.2011
Dooki: On, teenagers [throwing pictures naked Scarlett Johansson]
ZoozooZ: The Blind
ZoozooZ: It’s very unfortunate that she put them out...
ZoozooZ: probably she was drunk
ZoozooZ: she is not only a good actress, but also a stupid woman
ZoozooZ: I’m about that I respect her not just as a sympathetic face with a great body
ZoozooZ: but also as a personality
ZoozooZ: very uncomfortable to print with one hand.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53675
 21.09.2011
Epic file, epic file... Never happened to me, only confuse recently - at 9 a.m. (beginning of the working day) sleepy, interrupting voice, in panic I call the boss: "Hello, name lady, I slept! I'm flying, in 30 minutes I'll be!" A calm voice in the telephone: "Sleep on, today is Sunday". I am happy to fall asleep in a child’s peaceful sleep. Wake up my mom! I slept! The Monday! What a sad thing, it was a dream.

Pishka

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №53674
 20.09.2011
The show is about two mudils, such as surviving together... there are such, we need to find what can help us survive in the forest... far from civilization.

and finds, shit, backpack and gun

Did they not find a supermarket and a plane?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53673
 20.09.2011
Gathered with friends in the garage, beer, male conversations.

One of the comrades of the type boasts - he says he stopped me for excess, a fine of 1500 announced, so I negotiated for 500. How much have we exceeded? at 31 km/h He was fined 300 rubles.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53672
 20.09.2011
Renate Jean
I am wondering..when people resume send on behalf of "sy4ka^-^'' c email sexy-girl2009@.... - they really expect to get a job?))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53671
 20.09.2011
My girlfriend’s birthday. He tells:
For me today, employees of the floor in the office on the way from the entrance to the office laid coffee bean hearts.
I asked to leave it for the whole day - loves
The client came into the room.
I watched
He asked, “Are you a mouse?”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №53670
 20.09.2011
XXX is...
How many years, how many winters! How is life?
XXX is OK. Are you alone now?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY And you? Have you found someone?
XXX is yes. My ex and I meet again.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY And what, it can be, right?
XXX is meant?
Yyy: Well, get off, put a new system, and then, if you don’t like it, remove it and go back to the previous version??? Fuck, I’m an idiot, every time I wear it out and bet a new one. You can do backstage!!! to
XXX What?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53669
 20.09.2011
From the automotive forum "animals on the road":
XX: By the way, man is also an animal. So: animals on the road - your actions?
yyy: If the animal has a striped rod and blows in a whistle, then it is necessary to stop.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53668
 20.09.2011
HH: I want you!
WOW: And how exactly? With balls and flowers??
I don’t care, I don’t care what you have in your hands at this moment.
WOU: mmm...What about the Vantus and the hedge gloves?
Anya, you are blh! I don’t want it anymore!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53667
 20.09.2011
Film of Mikhalkov "Citadel" nominated for "Oscar" from Russia
The competition for the film Mikhalkov was made by the painting of "Elena" Andrei Zvyagincev and "Faust" Alexander Sokurov, who received in Venice the "Golden Lion". However, members of the Oscars committee (Where Nikita Mikhalkov enters himself) considered that the public's skeptically accepted "Citadel" was more worthy of nomination for the American award.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53666
 20.09.2011
NASA’s Kepler satellite has discovered at a distance of 200 light-years from Earth a planet that orbits two suns at once, one of which is a yellow and the other is a red dwarf. According to Kevin Lee of PC World, the planet is very similar to Tatuin, the fantastic Star Wars planet on which Luke Skywalker grew up.

Howard is you?! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53665
 20.09.2011
XXX: And thou shalt not speak to her, thou shalt swear to her!
XXX is Scotch.
XXX is bilateral.
The Teeth to the Wall!

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