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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43664
 24.02.2011
What is TAE?
WOW: Yes, my sweetheart was pleased.I went to the country for 3 days, my cat left me (
Did you joke Shelley?and :)
WOW: Yes, Satan turned all the vessels, looked like a carpet, swallowed on a claw, and even got pregnant.
Okay, you are right in the housewife.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HHH: So far...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43663
 24.02.2011
Spam on topic "Do you want to know where your boyfriend is now?I want to know what his name is and how he looks.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №43662
 24.02.2011
Or one idiotic amendments makes, the other fucking films removes and tries to pay taxes on the bulldozers. If they imposed a tax on parliamentary stupidity, they would become the richest country. c) The Hub

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №43661
 24.02.2011
was sick. Parents are forced to breathe with potatoes or soda. I ignore this procedure, because it is lazy. Mother is questioning:
Q: Do you breathe?
I – yes
What?
by Air
Stop it now. He does not help you.

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №43660
 24.02.2011
From mail.ru:
Question: "How to enable the computer on behalf of the Administrator?and "
Answer: At the moment of pressing the turn-off button, raise your hand up and proclaim loudly: "NAME OF THE ADMINISTRATOR! Let me go!"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43659
 24.02.2011
I call the house, I take the phone and I hear the voice that it is a drunk man.
Goodbye, do you want to see Zina?
Sorry, I did not get there.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
This country cannot be defeated :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43658
 24.02.2011
The God: (18:13:30 22/02/2011)
she found in our sysadmin in information in asske:"Interests: women, music"
The God: (18:13:42 22/02/2011)
Siddhartha or not Siddhartha

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43657
 24.02.2011
My wife is a military servant. I gave her a deodorant today.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №43656
 24.02.2011
What a strange Saturday was it, why then Thursday?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43655
 24.02.2011
Once again in the sauna.

by Romeo:
The suggestion is to push in force ;)  

Pretty is:
I shrink in strength
Swimming in Glory
I am in hysteria

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №43654
 24.02.2011
From the cycle: women... would kill the naker!

I met a beautiful girl, but after a few minutes of communication I realized that the tree is full...well, just chew, how stupid she is! I just wanted to take and take off the scarf from the scarf.
The body is young, the sex requires. Well, and I decided to change the way of communicating a little... I kicked the foot and joyfully supported the topic started by her, about pieces, contact, stupid girlfriends, other fuck.
I went home and agreed to meet again. Everything is beautiful.
In the morning I get a text from her with about this content: "Sorry, we probably better not to meet again. I feel very uncomfortable with someone who is really much more stupid than me. It’s a pity that you too (of course, a lot of us) have been so".

Beating, how do they do it?? to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №43653
 24.02.2011
with every new disappointment in life +5 to the

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43652
 24.02.2011
It should have burned so well!! To some mommy stupidity to answer "I don't know who of us smoked you or me!?" O_o

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №43651
 24.02.2011
castingbyme - In general, I like that a man is able to do something completely ugly. For example, he freely spoke Arabic. God was on a motorcycle. Well, something he possessed virtuously.

S. S. G I can lie on the couch.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43650
 24.02.2011
Why is there such a dislike for the coats?
thx ‎(17:34):
Cappuccino breaks up very quickly.
And the warm ones usually sit fucking
Thus e. You wear them.
thx ‎(17:35):
And they can slide.
You have a place between your legs.
thx ‎(17:36):
Like the pants "Three dresses, one wears". No one sees, but the feelings are not pleasant.
They’re all up to Sissy.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43649
 24.02.2011
ZZZ: Did you notice that the wheel, left and right mouse keys sound differently?

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43648
 24.02.2011
Local news on Yandex:
2nd Resident of Tambov was sentenced to seven years for murder
Three A resident of the Tambov region was sentenced for evading military service
4 is A woman with a knife attacked a police officer
5 is In a week, six Tambovchans died in fires

Filial of Hell in Tambov! We have opened!


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43647
 24.02.2011
You should have been so wrong! I spoke asky in parallel with a girlfriend and a friend. I wanted to send a friend that passed the speed test (definition of speed inite), and sent the girl...

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43646
 24.02.2011
Jeryxa
Blue :-D short I began to shave and the shave suddenly stopped abruptly, the charge started, just at the moment when my scarf sucked and I stitched with this hernia on the beard I charge it in the socket I need to turn it on for at least a second to shave, help, aaaa

Jeryxa
I’ve been charging for 5 minutes and it doesn’t turn on.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43645
 24.02.2011
A friend lives in communion. Naturally thin walls, when the neighbors whisper everything.
Once the neighbors decided to turn on music loud at night, sleep unrealistic.
A friend, not thinking long, stands up, includes a stove, a dryer, a cup of tea, a microwave. He sits on the couch and waits. After 2 minutes, the light on the floor is cut off.
Glad to go to sleep :)

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